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Old 01-23-2012, 04:00 AM
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A monk asked Tozan, "How can we escape the cold and heat?" Tozan replied, "Why not go where there is no cold and heat?" "Is there such a place?" the monk asked. Tozan commented, "When cold, be thoroughly cold; when hot, be hot through and through.

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I watched it all. You took only 3 puffs of cigarette smoke. You said you were going to destroy us and ended up with loving us all. You sound kind of like Les Stroud except with an American accent I can't identify.
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Old 01-23-2012, 04:15 AM
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I watched it all. You took only 3 puffs of cigarette smoke. You said you were going to destroy us and ended up with loving us all. You sound kind of like Les Stroud except with an American accent I can't identify.
Yeah man. Everything in moderation. People in my home town ask me where I'm from.
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That comforted me.
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Watched it all, enjoyed it. Where do you live? Your accent is similar to mine.

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Old 01-23-2012, 04:21 AM
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I remember the first time I did DXM.
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Old 01-23-2012, 04:29 AM
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Old 01-23-2012, 04:30 AM
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I lol'd so hard at the video, but now I respect you more than ever
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Old 01-23-2012, 04:45 AM
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Ethan I want to know your opinion on my rap groups music video.

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Old 01-23-2012, 04:46 AM
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Old 01-23-2012, 04:54 AM
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Even though you seemed a little aimless (admittedly so), you didn't seem schizophrenic to me.

Please don't eat my soul, either.
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You are allot more likable when you drop the religious pretensions. Do more drugs more often.
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Old 01-23-2012, 05:05 AM
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The vids suck. Too long and boring. Get more angry and entertaining. And have some naked girl in the background dancing. Or hell, just post a vid of some girl stripping and dub your voice over.
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Thanks for complimenting my avatar! It's a pic of my Slash action figure from TMNT!
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Old 01-23-2012, 05:36 AM
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You are allot more likable when you drop the religious pretensions. Do more drugs more often.
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I thought the parts about zoklet users were hilarious.

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Old 01-23-2012, 05:44 AM
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Old 01-23-2012, 06:19 AM
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Hopefully this becomes a regular thing as walls of text often lose the charm and nuance of spoken word+video.

I usually watched TMNT on Saturday mornings or after school on certain channels. The first couple movies were pretty good too. Admittedly though, I'm a bit older than the majority of users on this site. (I saw the first movie in the theater and played the video games on the original NES!)
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I watched all of them and enjoyed them I see some similarities in us just trying to make sense of everything around us. I think that's what humans do naturally but not on the same level. I do have to ask though how can someone seemingly so intelligent believe in a God? The more knowledge I acquire the less I believe.
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I used to put you into the "crazy schizoid" tier with ate but not after these videos.
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I used to put you into the "crazy schizoid" tier with ate but not after these videos.
Why categorize people? We're so much more complex than can be summed up by a couple words or ideas. One of my favorite things about humans is that they never quit with the surprises. Character can never be fully judged in another, and that's a beautiful aspects of being a human, we're multidimensional.

I love videos like this, they open up a completely new perception of the person behind the words. Although I would not have pictured Ethan in the way portrayed here, because I tend to have a narrow idea of what someone is like if I can't understand them well enough. I'm falling asleep as I type this, but I'm glad I watched this video at this time; your accent is soothing and your words provoke interesting thoughts.
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I still hate you and hope you die.
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Pfft, I only got 20 seconds of commentary. I was hoping for an extended ranting diatribe about either how much I suck or how fucking awesome I am.
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lol confirms that op is awesome.
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Ha..that was awesome XD


Anyone else think that Ethan sounds and looks like Nicolas Cage?
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OMG YOU SOUND LIKE FUCKING OWEN WILSON.



Seriously, if I'm not watching the video I think it's owen wilson talking.
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are you like charlie sheens long lost brother by any chance? you're like a cooler more mellow version ..cool vids dude
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