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Old 01-27-2012, 06:40 AM
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i used to have a gay friend who used foundation. wasn't aware of this until i saw him accidentally take it out of his pocket. it explained why some days he looked absolutely stunning and others absolute shit. also explained why everyone thought he was 6 years younger.

so. men need to wear makeup cuz dey ugly.
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I always thought that the concept of men wearing make up is less unusual than a dude wearing nail polish, which happens a lot more
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i used to have a gay friend who used foundation. wasn't aware of this until i saw him accidentally take it out of his pocket. it explained why some days he looked absolutely stunning and others absolute shit. also explained why everyone thought he was 6 years younger.

so. men need to wear makeup cuz dey ugly.
I'm beautiful regardless. Also, I look young regardless. Especially if I shave.

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I always thought that the concept of men wearing make up is less unusual than a dude wearing nail polish, which happens a lot more
Why is it always hooker- pink or black nail polish too?
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so. men need to wear makeup cuz dey ugly.
Agreed..

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lol men wearing makeup. who's heard of such a thing?
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Old 01-27-2012, 06:56 PM
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lol men wearing makeup. who's heard of such a thing?
You need to wear makeup.
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Men wearing makeup
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How can you not notice a man wearing makeup? You can tell with 98% of chicks.
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Old 01-31-2012, 03:52 AM
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this is what i'm talking about.
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everybody needs to stop wearing that nasty shit
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Old 01-31-2012, 04:02 AM
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everybody needs to stop wearing that nasty shit
i disagree. everyone would be better if they wore make up inside and out.
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I don't need makeup to be a sexy beast.


op needs some cock.
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Old 01-31-2012, 04:08 AM
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I don't need makeup to be a sexy beast.


op needs some cock.
no. look at zac efron, no makeup vs makeup. there are huge contrasts.



makeup



no makeup. clear difference.
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no. look at zac efron, no makeup vs makeup. there are huge contrasts.



makeup



no makeup. clear difference.

pfft..

hes a fag either way.

cock is needed, by you.
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Old 01-31-2012, 04:12 AM
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pfft..

hes a fag either way.

cock is needed, by you.
no. i don't need a cock. i'm a virgin.

and like i'm not giving it up until i find a man who wants to wear makeup everyday and gets a haircut like efron's.
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no. i don't need a cock. i'm a virgin.
self contradicting oxymoron.
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Old 02-01-2012, 12:33 AM
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self contradicting oxymoron.
i bet you need to wear makeup.
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Yesterday when I got outta the shower I looked pretty good in the mirror, like a surfer dude.
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Old 02-01-2012, 12:48 AM
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Yesterday when I got outta the shower I looked pretty good in the mirror, like a surfer dude.
cuz you wore makeup
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Old 02-01-2012, 12:55 AM
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Old 02-01-2012, 12:59 AM
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i work in a fuckin warehouse doing man shit wench, i have not the time nor the need for makeup.
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Old 02-01-2012, 06:00 AM
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i work in a fuckin warehouse doing man shit wench, i have not the time nor the need for makeup.
well i've seen you and you don't need to wear makeup, but i think your dad does.
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that's good, that's a start. i wear chapstick too.
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Old 02-01-2012, 06:06 AM
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well, i've seen you paws. and i think you need to try harder than chapstick.
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Old 02-01-2012, 06:09 AM
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well that sounds pretty gay, does he wear make up too?
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Old 02-01-2012, 06:17 AM
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Default Re: Men Need To Wear Make Up Cuz Dey Ugly: Part 2

yeah, but that's a problem Fox Paws, if you don't reciprocate the same behavior back.

girls wear makeup and try to look pretty for their males. why do males get to sit back and relax while ugly? it's just not fair.
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Old 02-01-2012, 06:27 AM
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that's not good reasoning.

if i have a son, i'm going to make him wear makeup from kindergarten.
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Old 02-01-2012, 06:34 AM
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every girl needs to wear makeup. i wear makeup everyday and it feels great. maybe my skin can't breathe, but you know what? it boosts my self esteem up so much and makes me feel beautiful inside.
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Default Re: Men Need To Wear Make Up Cuz Dey Ugly: Part 2

i wore eyelash makeup and hit a bar with my wingman (who's a girl, so wing-girl?), and i was rocking it.

there's no reason not to the way i see it. if women get the upper hand with all that stuff, then why can't i use their tricks against them?
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every girl needs to wear makeup. i wear makeup everyday and it feels great. maybe my skin can't breathe, but you know what? it boosts my self esteem up so much and makes me feel beautiful inside.
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