So I'm finally dating Ali

[AoxomoxoA]

It finally happened. I knew she'd come through after all these months of anguish, it was just a matter of time before she'd come and accept my love for her. Yesterday she came to my door and after apologizing for all she did she drove me to the mall where we spent the rest of the day catching up and sending mixed signals. I'm so fucking happy guys. I think everything's going to be finally be ok. I mean, sure it's going to take a while for things to be the way they were but she finally shows interest in me. I feel so high on love guys.



Pic related, it's Ali, her sister, and I.

[Vizier]

Dating on Hot Topic doesn't look too fun.

[AoxomoxoA]

Originally Posted by Vizier

Dating on Hot Topic doesn't look too fun.

You'd be surprised just how many cool things they have there. Ali's really into the scene thing but eh, what can one do? I'm thinking of becoming scene myself to conform to her personality but ah, I still have time to see how things will develop. I'm just so happy this is finally working out. We're going out tommorow, just us, to watch this movie. I can't wait!

[Mantikore]

So is Ali the blonde chick, the brunette chick or the hispanic chick??

[AoxomoxoA]

Just look at how close she's letting me get to her. There's definitely something going on between us two.

[AoxomoxoA]

Originally Posted by Mantikore

So is Ali the blonde chick, the brunette chick or the hispanic chick??

Hurrr, hurr. Ali's the beautiful blonde. Ah, if only you could see how beautiful she's on the inside too.

[Vizier]

Originally Posted by Slag

You'd be surprised just how many cool things they have there. Ali's really into the scene thing but eh, what can one do? I'm thinking of becoming scene myself to conform to her personality but ah, I still have time to see how things will develop. I'm just so happy this is finally working out. We're going out tommorow, just us, to watch this movie. I can't wait!

If she's not gonna take her sister this time and you really end up watching a movie and want to cliche put your arm around her and shit do it as soon as the movie starts. Don't get high on cough syrup before the date or whatever and you should be fine. Goodspeed son.

[HampTheToker]

I'd bang all three of those chicks.

[AoxomoxoA]

Originally Posted by Vizier

If she's not gonna take her sister this time and you really end up watching a movie and want to cliche put your arm around her and shit do it as soon as the movie starts. Don't get high on cough syrup before the date or whatever and you should be fine. Goodspeed son.

Yeah man. I'm so happy. I may not have my GED but I have the love of my life. I'M SO HAPPY.

[Unwyred]

That guy doesn't even look like you, Slag..

[HampTheToker]

Looks like a well groomed and drug free Slag.

[Vizier]

Originally Posted by Unwyred

That guy doesn't even look like you, Slag..

...why you gotta ruin his illusion??

[AoxomoxoA]

Originally Posted by Unwyred

That guy doesn't even look like you, Slag..

Yeah, I stopped using so many research chemicals and I've been taking care of myself. All my friends have been really supportive of my recovery. Anyways, I gotta go to this party(they have a shitload of nitrous and ketamine, I couldn't say no) so I'll talk to you guys later.

[Daily]

lol that's not slag tho

[Unwyred]

Originally Posted by Slag

Yeah, I stopped using so many research chemicals and I've been taking care of myself. All my friends have been really supportive of my recovery. Anyways, I gotta go to this party(they have a shitload of nitrous and ketamine, I couldn't say no) so I'll talk to you guys later.

I just saw you today....

[AoxomoxoA]

Originally Posted by Daily

lol that's not slag tho

Yeah it is. It's Slag, I know it's him. Why else would he be holding Ali? Why else would Slag receive her status updates everyday on her facebook with pictures of himself? Gawd you guys suck. Of course it's Slag. It's Slag alright.

[AoxomoxoA]

Originally Posted by Unwyred

I just saw you today....

Fine, I'll post another picture with better angling.




Do you believe me now? See, I'm dating Ali.

[Vizier]

Poor Slag.

[AoxomoxoA]

Originally Posted by Vizier

Poor Slag.

I know she has mental problems but that's ok, I'll take care of her and if she ends up going into one of those homes I'll be there with her until the day she dies. We'll hold hands until death do us part the way it was supposed to be from the day I met her. Eh, I hope she ends up doing the same thing for me hahahaha

[arleybob]

she's a cutie, slag.

too bad that faggy looking dude isn't you.

[Clover]

Slag your saga is epic, I follow it a lot and talk to you and stuff.

[AoxomoxoA]

Originally Posted by arleybob

she's a cutie, slag.

too bad that faggy looking dude isn't you.

Yes it is you FUCKING FAGGOT DO YOU THINK I MAKE SHIT UP? ARE YOU CALLING ME A FUCKING LIAR YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING SHIT? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? DO YOU THINK I WOULD LIE ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT? I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SUGGESTING YOU FUCK BUT I AM ANYTHING BUT A LIAR. ARE YOU SAYING I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM? I KNOW WHO I AM YOU FUCKING INBRED FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCK.

[arleybob]

if you wrote a book, i'd pay around $20 for it, and read it avidly.

[BoneThugJones]

I think we are seeing a mental breakdown -subscribes-

[AoxomoxoA]

Here's another picture of us to prove it:




ahahaha, we're so spontaneous and random. LOOK AT THOSE MOTHERFUCKING QUIRKY POSITIONS WE'RE IN HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. xD

[Duke Zion]

Duke Zion would fuck that

[Vizier]

Lolz u so randomzzz ^_^^_^

Faggots.

[Unwyred]

Originally Posted by Slag

Here's another picture of us to prove it:




ahahaha, we're so spontaneous and random. LOOK AT THOSE MOTHERFUCKING QUIRKY POSITIONS WE'RE IN HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. xD

Nice tits. They're so creamy looking.

[Zok Jr.]

Thats definitely not slag/

[pill popper]

Two beached whales and a emo

Sounds like a god awful tv show

[I Kill Null Airtime]

This thread is weird and confuses me.

[HampTheToker]

I like me some milky white emo titties.

[arleybob]

you guys are idiots if you think that's slag

for one, he's a psychedelic grunge rocker kid. not some weird scene faggot.

[HTS]

Originally Posted by arleybob

you guys are idiots if you think that's slag

for one, he's a psychedelic grunge rocker kid. not some weird scene faggot.

Psychedelic grunge rocker kids are scene faggots. DEAL WITH IT.

[arleybob]

deal with your own past demons, faggot.

[Tokerface]

Cool story bro, I always liked your Ali saga but seriously, how fucking stupid do you think we are?

That guy looks normal. You're on chat 24 fucking 7 and I can say with certainty that your face is yellow as a lemon and you're ridiculously greasy, you look like you shoved your face in a pizza. The other thing is, in that herp derp video you posted, you're like 'I'm really poor and I've been wearing these same jeans for three years', yet in this photo you're wearing vans, skinny jeans, a nice shirt and a fashionable beanie.

The icing on the cake? you have a fucking side fringe. You were being a cunt on chat a few days ago and your hair was short. What happened, your hair magically grew 3 inches longer and became perfectly straight? Nigger please, you couldn't afford a comb, let alone a fucking hair straightener.

[arleybob]

wait wait wait...

a fashionable beanie?!

[pill popper]

Originally Posted by Duke Zion

Duke Zion would fuck that

Well if the fat ass in your avatar is any clue
You'd fuck anything with a pulse

[Daily]

real talk slag lol. nice one toker. some sherlock holmes shit out here

[HampTheToker]

Originally Posted by Daily

real talk slag lol. nice one toker. some sherlock holmes shit out here

Lolwut