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Old 02-04-2012, 08:20 PM
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If one were to go about stealing a street sign, what kind of tools would you need? How much time would it take you? What would you be on the look out for (besides cops obviously)?
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Old 02-04-2012, 08:26 PM
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a friend hit a street sign when it was snowing went back in the truck and mightve grabbed it worked out i guess
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Old 02-04-2012, 08:27 PM
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1. Shake it out of place
2. Pull it out
3. Load it into a truck
4. ????
5. Profit (I guess?)
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Old 02-04-2012, 08:29 PM
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haha perhaps i should be more clear. just the sign, for example a sign for 4th Avenue. sometimes these signs are attached to street lamps and such where putting it into a truck is not an option.
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A socket set... I'm just assuming. They could be some weird shape proprietary bolts or some shit.
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Old 02-04-2012, 10:26 PM
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Default Re: Stealing a Street Sign

Here in aus they are either bolted, or riveted. if they are bolted you can undo them, but you'd have to break the rivet otherwise. Some new ones that get taken frequently (eg valentine st) are attached by some diff method. I guess for those you just have to hacksaw it off or something.
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Old 02-04-2012, 10:57 PM
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Some require special hex tools in order to get the sign off it's base. Have fun.
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Old 02-04-2012, 11:03 PM
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A friend of mine once found a sign post that was held to the pole using a steel strap. As my friend had a set of bolt cutters in his van it took him 2 seconds to collect the aluminium sign which had a scrap value of around 3. Not bad for 2 seconds work my friend thought...
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Allen keys or screwdriver

For rivets drill or chip away with mallet and chisel
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Old 04-22-2012, 12:27 AM
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Three kids who were not me and my two friends drove to a small shitty town and used sockets and crescent wrenches and just took them off in clear daylight. Just remember, those fuckers are bigger than they look. Make sure you have a sheet to cover them while in the vehicle.
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