Sex among ultra-orthodox Christian sects

[Drox]

Is it true that in the very strict sects, when a married man and woman have sex for the first time, an older member of the community joins them to show them what to do since sex talk among unmarried folk is forbidden?

[Rolf]

Possibly in some new-world "Christian" cult of backward inbred douchebags, states Rolf.

[tuer502gt]

Originally Posted by Drox

Is it true that in the very strict sects, when a married man and woman have sex for the first time, an older member of the community joins them to show them what to do since sex talk among unmarried folk is forbidden?

That sounds extremely erotic.

[tuer502gt]

Like think about it.

You just got married and are aged 17.

You are with your wife for your first love making session.

An older woman in her mid 20s is there to show you how to do it.

She grabs your cock to stick it in your wife cause you can't find the hole.

The whole time she is telling you what to do and is looking at you lustfully, due to her natural instincts.

And then, as you cum, in a soft, soothing voice, she says, "G-d Bless America."

[Irukanji]

Originally Posted by tuer502gt

And then, as you cum, in a soft, soothing voice, she says, "G-d Bless America."

But that begs the question;

"How do you pronounce a -?"

Besides, it's probably another man, and he's the one grabbing your cock and shoving it into your girlfriend/wife, as he takes her from behind.

[tuer502gt]

No dude it's a 20 something chick.

[Irukanji]

Originally Posted by tuer502gt

No dude it's a 20 something chick.

Proof?

[Trichocereus Pachanoi]

I attend an SSPX parish, that'd probably count as "ultra-orthodox" and seeing as Catholicism is the definitive form of Christianity (ie the only form with undeniable lineage proven to descend from Jesus of Nazareth Himself, regardless of what one believesHim to be) I guess I fill the book.



Given that nobody helps anybody in the bedroom round here, and average family numbers are around 8-16 kids I'd hazard that we all are doing just fine...

[Hydroponichronic]

But if the tradeoff is not having premarital, it's still a gyp. Plus anything that incentivizes marriage like that is only going to promote mismatched relationships. Better to let people fuck and marry the person they actually get along with, not the person they first hold hands with.

[AdMech]

Originally Posted by Trichocereus Pachanoi

and seeing as Catholicism is the definitive form of Christianity (ie the only form with undeniable lineage proven to descend from Jesus of Nazareth Himself, regardless of what one believesHim to be)

This guy needs your guidance. I tried, but I am probably not quite as convincing as your true believer. (I may be a bit wrong about the reason Protestant Bibles no longer include the Deuterocanonical books, but I posted to the best of my knowledge.)

[L33tz]

Originally Posted by Trichocereus Pachanoi

I attend an SSPX parish, that'd probably count as "ultra-orthodox" and seeing as Catholicism is the definitive form of Christianity (ie the only form with undeniable lineage proven to descend from Jesus of Nazareth Himself, regardless of what one believesHim to be) I guess I fill the book.

Don't discount the orthodox church. If anything they are closer.

[Zanick]

Originally Posted by PEDRO

I attend an SSPX parish, that'd probably count as "ultra-orthodox" and seeing as Catholicism is the definitive form of Christianity (ie the only form with undeniable lineage proven to descend from Jesus of Nazareth Himself, regardless of what one believesHim to be) I guess I fill the book.



Given that nobody helps anybody in the bedroom round here, and average family numbers are around 8-16 kids I'd hazard that we all are doing just fine...

Yeah, that sounds right. From what I've read it seems they just figure it out themselves, sort of a trial-and-error deal.

[Trichocereus Pachanoi]

Originally Posted by zanick

Yeah, that sounds right. From what I've read it seems they just figure it out themselves, sort of a trial-and-error deal.

Lol.

Ain't exactly rocket science is it!

[Trichocereus Pachanoi]

Originally Posted by L33tz

Don't discount the orthodox church. If anything they are closer.

Aye their lineage and sacraments are valid - remember that there are also Eastern Rites within the Catholic Church which are in full union with the Holy See.

The Orthodox's only issue is schism, there is not heresy, so their doctrine is sound.

[The Pat-Man]

I'm russian orthodox, not like church going and all that, but I've never even heard of some shit like that.

[Trichocereus Pachanoi]

Originally Posted by AdMech

This guy needs your guidance. I tried, but I am probably not quite as convincing as your true believer. (I may be a bit wrong about the reason Protestant Bibles no longer include the Deuterocanonical books, but I posted to the best of my knowledge.)

Looks like you did a pretty good job explaining things - I'll keep an ey on the thread and offer my .02 if it seems worthwhile.

[Trichocereus Pachanoi]

Originally Posted by The Pat-Man

I'm russian orthodox, not like church going and all that, but I've never even heard of some shit like that.

Sorry, was that to the OP or to me? wasn't sure

[The Pat-Man]

OP, you actually appear to know what you're talking about.

[iMagiNation]

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[Rolf]

Originally Posted by Trichocereus Pachanoi

Aye their lineage and sacraments are valid - remember that there are also Eastern Rites within the Catholic Church which are in full union with the Holy See.

And they are heretical traitors! proclaims Rolf.

Originally Posted by Trichocereus Pachanoi

The Orthodox's only issue is schism, there is not heresy, so their doctrine is sound.

Of the various forms of Christianity, the Orthodox churches remain far more traditional than the Catholic church or it's splinter groups, notes Rolf. Due to it's highly structured and centralised system, Catholicism has been corrupted hundreds of times, mostly by Spaniards and Italians seeking wealth, power and influence, proclaims Rolf. The various protestant religions formed due to the corruption of Catholicism, adds Rolf.

[Ambient]

Rasputin.

[bortmackie]

Ima go with Rolf on this one. I mean shit, just look at the godfather part three, you know dem niggas dont really fucks with my man JC.

[TreyDay]

Originally Posted by Trichocereus Pachanoi

I attend an SSPX parish, that'd probably count as "ultra-orthodox" and seeing as Catholicism is the definitive form of Christianity (ie the only form with undeniable lineage proven to descend from Jesus of Nazareth Himself, regardless of what one believesHim to be) I guess I fill the book.



Given that nobody helps anybody in the bedroom round here, and average family numbers are around 8-16 kids I'd hazard that we all are doing just fine...

What are you doijg with electricity and a computer? Doesn't sound ultra enough.

[L33tz]

Originally Posted by Rolf

And they are heretical traitors! proclaims Rolf.



Of the various forms of Christianity, the Orthodox churches remain far more traditional than the Catholic church or it's splinter groups, notes Rolf. Due to it's highly structured and centralised system, Catholicism has been corrupted hundreds of times, mostly by Spaniards and Italians seeking wealth, power and influence, proclaims Rolf. The various protestant religions formed due to the corruption of Catholicism, adds Rolf.

I agree, if i had to rechoose christianity i would go orthodox.