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Old 02-06-2012, 08:14 AM
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Mad Everything I eat is poisoned.

I'm lucky enough that my liver is competent enough to metabolize all the poison I've accumulated over the years.

Who could be poisoning my food? I suspect someone is following me around all the time until I decide to get something to eat.

What can I do about it?
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Old 02-06-2012, 08:23 AM
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Stop eating until you die.
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Old 02-06-2012, 08:24 AM
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Stop eating until you die.
Or stop dying until you eat. In the first fast, after production converts, your liver will start eating the cells that hold toxins. That will expose the toxins, it will also disrupt the food chain for any parasites. This exposes the body to their death battle as well, as they die off and attack new immune cells in the process, using up the last of the colonies.

In other words, you'll have to find real food.

Nevermind why, just get to work, protect yourself, sustain what health you do have and start meditating to get the "juices" going.

You'll see.
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Old 02-07-2012, 05:39 AM
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ALL THE FOOD IS POISON

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Old 02-07-2012, 07:58 PM
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Jul 10, 2010 | By Lucy Boyd, RN, BSN A professional writer since 2007, Lucy Boyd has authored two medical books. Magazines such as "PI Magazine" and "A&U - America's AIDS Magazine" call on her to create articles explaining psychiatric and medical issues. Boyd is a registered nurse who graduated summa cum laude with a Bachelor of Science in nursing from the University of the State of New York, Regents College.
Photo Credit teen peek image by robert mobley from Fotolia.com Paranoid schizophrenia is a type of schizophrenia in which delusional thoughts cloud an individual's thinking. It is considered to be a psychotic mental disorder. Individuals with delusional paranoid schizophrenia benefit from early diagnosis and appropriate treatment. Supportive friends and family play an important role in successful management of this disorder.

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An individual suffering delusional paranoid schizophrenia symptoms may be convinced that he is being persecuted. She may think that someone has poisoned her food or followed her. He may believe that a government conspiracy is in the works, designed to harm him, incarcerate him or prevent him from achieving a secretive mission. She may have delusions of grandeur, explains MayoClinic.com. This may cause him to believe he has a divine purpose in life or that societal rules do not apply to him because he is special. She may believe that her mind can control events or other people. He may suffer from auditory hallucinations in the form of voices that tell him to injure others or perform tasks for his own perceived safety. The person with paranoid schizophrenia may appear angry or tense to others. She may make multiple suicide attempts.


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There was an old Vietnam vet with schizophrenia who told me a story about how his food and air in his house was being poisoned and the FBI had killed something like 10 of his dogs since the 1980s. He was from a town like 2 hours away and drove to Fargo to buy his groceries because all the grocery stores in his town sold poisoned food. Even his cigarettes were poisoned. Shit was lulzy. I talked to him for like 3 hours when he came into the gas station I worked at.
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That's quite good and all.

But what if you are being poisoned?

Then that article is actually concentrated mental poison. It will yield a harvest of pure ignorance.

IE: What happens when this is a good thing:
http://tinyurl.com/ygzwaj

https://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthrea...62#post3351162

Then one must be very clear. The only schizophrenia leads to authority issues and cancer.

The only insanity, is from being sane.

And the only death and toxicity, is from being healthy.

Peace is from war, and knowledge is from institutionalization.



You're not insane.

You're whole. In control, and aware.
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Old 02-07-2012, 08:11 PM
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^ That is the biggest load of bullshit I've ever seen on this site.
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Even his cigarettes were poisoned.
I think that's standard pretty much anywhere.
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Old 02-07-2012, 08:29 PM
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I think that's standard pretty much anywhere.
Lulz yeah
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Old 02-07-2012, 08:50 PM
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Lulz. This thread is lulz.
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^ That is the biggest load of bullshit I've ever seen on this site.
... are you retarded?

People do poison other people. Assuming your food cannot be poisoned is idiotic, and if you know your food is poisoned but eat it anyway because you trust the internet, then you are retarded.
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Old 02-07-2012, 10:01 PM
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... are you retarded?

People do poison other people. Assuming your food cannot be poisoned is idiotic, and if you know your food is poisoned but eat it anyway because you trust the internet, then you are retarded.
Holy shit, you're a fucking idiot.
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Old 02-08-2012, 01:25 AM
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Or stop dying until you eat. In the first fast, after production converts, your liver will start eating the cells that hold toxins. That will expose the toxins, it will also disrupt the food chain for any parasites. This exposes the body to their death battle as well, as they die off and attack new immune cells in the process, using up the last of the colonies.
Biology fail.
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Old 02-08-2012, 03:09 AM
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No, detox succeeds. Herxheimer reaction. Widely known, expand your mind.

Not to space.

Just out of your ass.

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^ That is the biggest load of bullshit I've ever seen on this site.
Exactly, that's the mind control. Peace is definitely not War.
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I think that's standard pretty much anywhere.
What if they are natural tobacco cigarettes? Same thing?

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... are you retarded?

People do poison other people. Assuming your food cannot be poisoned is idiotic, and if you know your food is poisoned but eat it anyway because you trust the internet, then you are retarded.
It would be like wishing your life away if someone could benefit from cutting corners in your food productions.
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no he's telling the truth, this use to happen to me too.
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