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Old 02-08-2012, 02:37 AM
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As title says, little head took control of big head on this one.

But when I asked her if she was on birth control she said no. Instead she claims to have a condition where she only has her period 3 times a year and says her chances of having a baby or extremely low.

Has anyone heard of such a thing? I think I may have just fucked myself
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Old 02-08-2012, 02:39 AM
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Old 02-08-2012, 02:39 AM
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Old 02-08-2012, 02:40 AM
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Child support.

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Old 02-08-2012, 02:43 AM
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na for real assholes someone make me feel better here lol

btw she just let my loads sit inside her..............

Shes a smart girl, I dont think shes lying to me. Anyone heard of her 'condition'
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Old 02-08-2012, 02:45 AM
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Lol have fun, bitch just scammed you good.
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Old 02-08-2012, 02:46 AM
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You idiot. She's a smart girl. You got fooled.
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Old 02-08-2012, 02:47 AM
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i aint sayin she a gold digga
but she aint messin wit not broke nigga
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Old 02-08-2012, 02:47 AM
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Have fun paying child support and medical bills and knowing that your child will be calling someone else daddy for the rest of his/her life.
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Old 02-08-2012, 02:48 AM
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Old 02-08-2012, 02:48 AM
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godamn it i knew zoklet was the wrong place for this
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Old 02-08-2012, 02:49 AM
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Old 02-08-2012, 02:49 AM
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no just scared
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Old 02-08-2012, 02:50 AM
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Old 02-08-2012, 02:51 AM
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Old 02-08-2012, 02:51 AM
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Yeah I def. need to call her out on it tomorrow. See what the fuck this 'condition' is and see where she stands on abortion if need be.

See my friend cummed in her on 2 occasions with no repercussions, thats the only reason I may believe her.
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Old 02-08-2012, 02:53 AM
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btw horny goat weed is a load of shit
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Old 02-08-2012, 02:53 AM
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a little bitch could never make me cum
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Old 02-08-2012, 02:57 AM
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btw horny goat weed is a load of shit
What did you dose? Were you on anything else?
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Old 02-08-2012, 02:58 AM
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Yeah I def. need to call her out on it tomorrow. See what the fuck this 'condition' is and see where she stands on abortion if need be.

See my friend cummed in her on 2 occasions with no repercussions, thats the only reason I may believe her.
Because him having cummed in her twice is irrefutable proof that she is sterile
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Old 02-08-2012, 02:58 AM
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Fucking lol what makes it even more funny is that you only asked after the 6th time
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Old 02-08-2012, 02:59 AM
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Damn this dude got clowned hard.
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Old 02-08-2012, 03:00 AM
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Dosed 2 pills few hours prior. Drank 2 tall cans with heavy tolerance.

Let me tell you though, Russian girls will are savage. My neck looks as tho it was ravaged by a pack of hyenas

And people who think I got played, we will see. Ill keep this updated, pray for me friends
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Old 02-08-2012, 03:06 AM
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Old 02-08-2012, 03:07 AM
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Old 02-08-2012, 03:09 AM
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Next time after you bust, take a piss in there to kill the sperm.
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Old 02-08-2012, 03:26 AM
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Yea first bitch i ever fucked told me she was sterile... told me to put the condom away. So I came in her like twice.

Months later rumors went around that she's pregnant, but luckily I never got bothered. She's fucked so many other dudes since then that it's not even worth bothering.
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Old 02-08-2012, 03:44 AM
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Maybe her condition is that she gets that birth control shot. That's the only thing I can think of that would make her have her period 3 times a year.

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Sounds like you got a problem.
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Sounds like you got a problem.
I think he means that he only bangs the fatties.
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Old 02-08-2012, 03:53 AM
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I think he means that he only bangs the fatties.
Weird. I think you're right.
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Old 02-08-2012, 04:18 AM
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She probably has Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome, a chick at my high school had that she was skinny as a rake untill year 12 when she got her first period. Then she got fat as house it was crazy, she's like 200kg now.
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Old 02-08-2012, 04:28 AM
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So, Tortilla fucked a russian cow. 6 times, lol.
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Old 02-08-2012, 04:33 AM
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oh why the fuck do guys listen to girls about this type of thing, you know there's this thing called LYING

EDIT: and another thing called STUPID
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Just fake the fertility test by having someone else give you some of their jizz before hand.

What if it then passed because your friend was fucking your girl...haha.
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Old 02-08-2012, 04:46 AM
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Dosed 2 pills few hours prior. Drank 2 tall cans with heavy tolerance.

Let me tell you though, Russian girls will are savage. My neck looks as tho it was ravaged by a pack of hyenas

And people who think I got played, we will see. Ill keep this updated, pray for me friends
You probably got some raw ass russian disease, why would you not wear a condom? Was she 10?
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Old 02-08-2012, 05:04 AM
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She trying to get citizenship?
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Take her to get plan B. Moron. I hope you learned your lesson. Even if she legitimately has this "condition", it's not worth risking 18 years of your life/income over. Get it taken care of. Stupid motherfucker.
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she is lying just to get attention and play games with your head. of course she is on birth control.. do you really think she would want a kid from a doofus like you?

this thread is just about some guber that can't stop thinking about how he finnaly got his dick wet.
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She could be telling the truth. It's completely possible for females to only get their period 3 times a year.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anovulation
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