Zoklet.net

Go Back   Zoklet.net > Human Life > Better Living Through Chemistry

Reply
 
Thread Tools
  #1  
Old 02-14-2012, 10:26 PM
Doki66 Doki66 is offline
Baron
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Thanks: 260
Thanked 194 Times in 133 Posts
Default What excuse do you use to get people to loan you money when you need your drugs?

I'm pretty much stuck right now I need about $150 by friday to pay some people back, what excuses do you guys use, if any to get people to loan/give you money? I need some ideas.
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 02-14-2012, 10:29 PM
cheech's Avatar
cheech cheech is offline
Count
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Sydney, Australia
Thanks: 167
Thanked 277 Times in 188 Posts
Send a message via MSN to cheech
Default Re: What excuse do you use to get people to loan you money when you need your drugs?

Some faggot tried to rob me but I managed to kick him and run away but i broke my (insert everyday use item here, laptop, cell phone, camera) and I absolutely need to fix it for (insert everyday thing here, eg job).
__________________
If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing.

cheech on totse2: http://totse2.com/member.php?16551-cheech
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 02-14-2012, 10:31 PM
yawanur yawanur is offline
Duke
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: wandering
Thanks: 459
Thanked 758 Times in 523 Posts
Default Re: What excuse do you use to get people to loan you money when you need your drugs?

Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 02-14-2012, 10:38 PM
Metafire's Avatar
Metafire Metafire is offline
Baron
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Calgary, Alberta
Thanks: 62
Thanked 158 Times in 102 Posts
Send a message via MSN to Metafire
Default Re: What excuse do you use to get people to loan you money when you need your drugs?

...You're borrowing money to pay back someone else you borrowed money from.


You're treading on thin ice, man.
__________________
AIDS is temporary. If you consider a lifetime short, of course.
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 02-14-2012, 10:46 PM
Mor3BL7's Avatar
Mor3BL7 Mor3BL7 is offline
Duke
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Southern Ontario
Thanks: 666
Thanked 866 Times in 522 Posts
Default Re: What excuse do you use to get people to loan you money when you need your drugs?

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 3 (3 members and 0 guests)
Mor3BL7, fuckbiscuit


lol, funny bc fuckbiscuit was borrowing money earlier today and now hes here

on topic tho; If you cant afford your habit, chances are shouldnt be racking up debts, good way to get your head cracked in.
__________________
Grammy Award Winning Gynecologist.
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 02-15-2012, 01:27 AM
Marsh's Avatar
Marsh Marsh is offline
Baron
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Across the Rio Grandio
Thanks: 259
Thanked 204 Times in 162 Posts
Default Re: What excuse do you use to get people to loan you money when you need your drugs?

Mor3BL7 said he would give me some money as a gift since he recently won the lottery.
__________________
"You can't look at everything in such a fecal matter."
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 02-15-2012, 02:46 AM
iMagiNation iMagiNation is offline
Slightly Grander Duke
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Thanks: 2,264
Thanked 2,615 Times in 1,824 Posts
Default Re: What excuse do you use to get people to loan you money when you need your drugs?

It's fer charity breh.
__________________
http://humanasemeritus.com/
I must create a system or be enslaved by another mans; I will not reason and compare: my business is to create. -William Blake
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 02-15-2012, 06:03 AM
STD's Avatar
STD STD is offline
Duke
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: NSFW, Australia
Thanks: 1,362
Thanked 604 Times in 454 Posts
Default Re: What excuse do you use to get people to loan you money when you need your drugs?

I never borrow my drug money, I just lie and use trickery. learn to addict dude
__________________
syphilis.stdx [at] gmail [dot] com
"Wow, STD has really gone off the deep end. He's like a one-man, polydrug, chronic toxicity study"
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 02-15-2012, 01:32 PM
broseph's Avatar
broseph broseph is offline
Marquis
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: england
Thanks: 338
Thanked 315 Times in 252 Posts
Roll Eyes Re: What excuse do you use to get people to loan you money when you need your drugs?

Quote:
Originally Posted by STD View Post
I never borrow my drug money, I just lie and use trickery. learn to addict dude
oh man you're so cool
__________________
there may be diamonds in that hill in my dream,
but the people who live there still complain...
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 02-15-2012, 01:38 PM
sexually vulnerable CPR dummy's Avatar
sexually vulnerable CPR dummy sexually vulnerable CPR dummy is offline
Marquis
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: THE D-D-DURTY SOUTH
Thanks: 590
Thanked 719 Times in 496 Posts
Default Re: What excuse do you use to get people to loan you money when you need your drugs?

"Excuse me, mam? I aint no weirdo so don't hit me, I just need a few dollars for a bus ticket to the next town. You see, my daughter is in the hospital there and my car broke down. What? You'll give me a ride? Nevermind."
__________________
..AND WE USED FEMUR BONES TO SMASH IN THE SKULLS OF THE MEEK.
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Old 02-15-2012, 03:00 PM
yawanur yawanur is offline
Duke
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: wandering
Thanks: 459
Thanked 758 Times in 523 Posts
Grin Re: What excuse do you use to get people to loan you money when you need your drugs?

Quote:
Originally Posted by broseph View Post
oh man you're so cool
he may not be cool...

but he's probably high!
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 02-17-2012, 06:35 AM
vilbe vilbe is offline
Knight
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: New England
Thanks: 17
Thanked 97 Times in 79 Posts
Default Re: What excuse do you use to get people to loan you money when you need your drugs?

"mom can i have some money to get high?"

or try...

"dad i'm out of pot, can you spot me $20"
__________________
the road of excess leads to the palace of madness
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Old 02-17-2012, 06:40 AM
STD's Avatar
STD STD is offline
Duke
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: NSFW, Australia
Thanks: 1,362
Thanked 604 Times in 454 Posts
Heart Re: What excuse do you use to get people to loan you money when you need your drugs?

Quote:
Originally Posted by yawanur View Post
he may not be cool...

but he's probably high!
*drunk, yes
__________________
syphilis.stdx [at] gmail [dot] com
"Wow, STD has really gone off the deep end. He's like a one-man, polydrug, chronic toxicity study"
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Old 02-17-2012, 06:40 AM
is all mememememe with me's Avatar
is all mememememe with me is all mememememe with me is offline
Slightly Grander Duke
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: in ma shoes
Thanks: 2,011
Thanked 1,587 Times in 1,105 Posts
Default Re: What excuse do you use to get people to loan you money when you need your drugs?

does the person you want to borrow from know your an addict? ..it makes a big difference.
__________________
the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
Reply With Quote
  #15  
Old 02-17-2012, 05:42 PM
curioushat curioushat is offline
Wealthy Merchant
 
Join Date: Jan 2012
Thanks: 60
Thanked 61 Times in 44 Posts
Default Re: What excuse do you use to get people to loan you money when you need your drugs?

LOL. stop borrowing money dude head over to BI and learn to scam and lie.

If you have to borrow, come up with a grand scheme. Make them a part of said scheme, so they feel like they have no choice but to help you, since it will help finish the storyline of the scheme, and they are a part of it.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
drugs, excuse, loan, money, people

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Thinking about taking out a 5k student loan to buy drugs a334jv2df Bad Ideas 44 09-22-2010 01:50 AM
Personal loan to payoff car loan? Birthritual576 Graduation to Obligation 11 06-06-2010 10:14 AM
Fake money, drugs random_guy Bad Ideas 17 12-10-2009 02:41 AM


All times are GMT. The time now is 04:15 PM.


Hot Topics
On IRC
Users: 4
Messages/minute: 0
Topic: "http://www.zoklet.net/..."
Users: 20
Messages/minute: 0
Topic: "ask ibm why atlantis is real"
Users: 9
Messages/minute: 0
Topic: "So wie ich die sache sehe ist die intelligenz bereits ausgerot..."
Advertisements
Your ad could go right HERE! Contact us!

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2013, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.