Tornado the size of Earth with 300,000 MPH winds spotted on the sun

[ZappaFan]

Tornado The Size Of The EARTH With 300,000 MPH Winds Spotted On The Sun! - YouTube

Tornado The Size Of The EARTH With 300,000 MPH Winds Spotted On The Sun! - YouTube
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http://thecelestialconvergence.blogs...us-planet.html

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/...-spied-on-sun/

This just in! That shit is big.

[Vizier]

That looks so badass. It's like a solar dust devil except it would rip the entire planet apart.

I thought it would be something like the Red Spot on Jupiter, which is pretty much another storm the size of the Earth.

[BoneThugJones]

This guy is a moron. "The tornado is on the edge of the sun" oh yeah? I didn't know spheres have edges.

[Pee Vee Proots, M.D.]

Originally Posted by BoneThugJones

This guy is a moron. "The tornado is on the edge of the sun" oh yeah? I didn't know spheres have edges.

... you're a fucking pedantic assburgers afflicted mental deficient. *sigh*

Seriously. A sphere observed from a fixed vantage point is a circle, and circles have edges. You goddamned idiot.

[Vizier]

Originally Posted by BoneThugJones

This guy is a moron. "The tornado is on the edge of the sun" oh yeah? I didn't know spheres have edges.

[BoneThugJones]

Are you contesting spheres have edges or what?

[BoneThugJones]

Originally Posted by Pee Vee Herman, M.D

... you're a fucking pedantic assburgers afflicted mental deficient. *sigh*

Seriously. A sphere observed from a fixed vantage point is a circle, and circles have edges. You goddamned idiot.

1.)Fixed? So the earth isn't moving?
2.)By that logic everything ever is a circle and not a sphere.
3.)A circle doesn't have edges either.

LERN2FIRSTGRADE

[Darkhunter]

Originally Posted by Pee Vee Herman, M.D

and circles have edges.

Point them out to me.

[bumble]

Lol Tolker... How else are you supposed to describe its position?

[Pee Vee Proots, M.D.]

Originally Posted by BoneThugJones

1.)Fixed? So the earth isn't moving?
2.)By that logic everything ever is a circle and not a sphere.
3.)A circle doesn't have edges either.

LERN2FIRSTGRADE

1) The telescope that made these observations is in space. And stationary. Lern2astronomydomine. Even if the vantage point isn't fixed, a sphere at sufficient distance is a mere silhouette, and the silhouette of a sphere is a circle.

2) No, by that logic every sphere is a sphere, whose silhouette is a circle.

3) A circle has one continuous edge. It is circular.

Originally Posted by Darkhunter

Point them out to me.

Two circles have two edges. One circle has one edge.

[BoneThugJones]

Originally Posted by bumble

Lol Tolker... How else are you supposed to describe its position?

If you can't figure that out on your own I'm not sure what to tell you.

[FrY]

Originally Posted by BoneThugJones

1.)Fixed? So the earth isn't moving?
2.)By that logic everything ever is a circle and not a sphere.
3.)A circle doesn't have edges either.

LERN2FIRSTGRADE

everything is a circle or a line when broken down to it basic components.

a line is a single dimension
a circle or torus us of 2 dimensions
a regular sphere is of 3 dimensions

the first 2 have fixed points,.

[Darkhunter]

Originally Posted by Pee Vee Herman, M.D

Two circles have two edges. One circle has one edge.

I don't see any pointing

[BoneThugJones]

Originally Posted by Pee Vee Herman, M.D

1) The telescope that made these observations is in space. And stationary. Lern2astronomydomine. Even if the vantage point isn't fixed, a sphere at sufficient distance is a mere silhouette, and the silhouette of a sphere is a circle.

2) No, by that logic every sphere is a sphere, whose silhouette is a circle.

3) A circle has one continuous edge. It is circular.



Two circles have two edges. One circle has one edge.

1.)Oh so as the Earth rockets through space at thousands of miles per hour AROUND the sun the vantage point of looking at the sun isn't changing?

I already know circles/spheres don't have edges but I gave you the benefit of the doubt and googled it. Anyways I looked at about 20 links and they all said 0 so your going to have to cite a source.

[Pee Vee Proots, M.D.]

Originally Posted by BoneThugJones

your going to have to cite a source.

Circles are not 1 dimensional.

[BoneThugJones]

Originally Posted by Pee Vee Herman, M.D

Circles are not 1 dimensional.

Yeah that's what I thought faggot go learn your shapes then come argue with the big kids on the internet.

[Pee Vee Proots, M.D.]

Originally Posted by BoneThugJones

Yeah that's what I thought faggot go learn your shapes then come argue with the big kids on the internet.

Hahahahaha, you just mad 'cause I owned you.

[ZappaFan]

You people are fucking stupid. There's a fucking tornado the size of earth with 300,000 mph winds and you idiots are talking about fucking shapes.

All of you. Die.

[Darkhunter]

Originally Posted by ZappaFan

You people are fucking stupid. There's a fucking tornado the size of earth with 300,000 mph winds and you idiots are talking about fucking shapes.

All of you. Die.

[ZappaFan]

Originally Posted by Darkhunter

Yeah. Whats your fucking point?

[Darkhunter]

Originally Posted by ZappaFan

Yeah. Whats your fucking point?

That people posting on the internet have gotten you You take shit too seriously.

[BoneThugJones]

Originally Posted by Pee Vee Herman, M.D

Hahahahaha, you just mad 'cause I owned you.

Lol I owned you and the fact you took the time to do all that as a result of you getting owned makes me ask one question.

:youmad:

[ZappaFan]

Originally Posted by Darkhunter

That people posting on the internet have gotten you You take shit too seriously.

Shut it puppy rapist.

[FrY]

wasent this about a tomato the size of the sun on earth or something.

[BoneThugJones]

UNWIRES WHY U MAD?

[ZappaFan]

Originally Posted by Unwyred

Why are any of you retards arguing about semantics?

It's a badass motherfucking plasma tornado on the sun and they've got a little slideshow of it in HD.

STFU!

This. Bitches better recognize. There's a big ass fuckin tornado kickin ass in space, but the sun aint gettin no respect

[Darkhunter]

Originally Posted by ZappaFan

Shut it puppy rapist.

Sorry to burst your bubble but I'm not sepht

[yawanur]

Yeah I saw something the other day about how there's always the low frequency/high consequence "100 year storm" to worry about with natural disasters, and if that "100 year" coronal mass ejection [plasma sun splooge] hits the earth our transformers will get busted and there will be 30 chernobyls across the US as all the nuke plants melt down.

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

i hope everyone who's on the sun is alright

[FrY]

Didyou all not see it today, while sun scanning?

Anyone on the down low with the know how can view active event like this one occurring on the sun, for no more than some spare time and your hand.

Just today infact I viewed a giant tornado on the sun as I went out for my daily scan, mid day obviously. Made a scope with my hand and scanned the sun.

[Pee Vee Proots, M.D.]

BoneThugJones, I bet you think the internal angles of a triangle have to add up to 180 degrees and that nothing is faster than light. Hahaha.

[ZappaFan]

Originally Posted by sexually vulnerable CPR dummy

i hope everyone who's on the sun is alright

I donated 50 bucks for the 'Holy fuck that thing is big" relief fund. Im happy to say FEMA is on the way to clean it up.

[Darkhunter]

Originally Posted by ZappaFan

I donated 50 bucks for the 'Holy fuck that thing is big" relief fund. Im happy to say FEMA is on the way to clean it up.

Didn't you hear? That all went to administrative fees.

[ZappaFan]

Originally Posted by Darkhunter

Didn't you hear? That all went to administrative fees.

God damnit...
Now there's a bunch of war propaganda that claim the sun is a nuclear power. We cant have that. We need to go to war with the sun and defend our country! I propose sending 100,000 troops to the sun. Lets show that fucker what we're made of.

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

Originally Posted by ZappaFan

God damnit...
Now there's a bunch of war propaganda that claim the sun is a nuclear power. We cant have that. We need to go to war with the sun and defend our country! I propose sending 100,000 troops to the sun. Lets show that fucker what we're made of.

i hear the sun is a good source of energy. maybe now we can leave all the oil mongers be while we harvest the sun and once it's been depleted, we'll make our way to beetlegeuse!

[Paligo]

Holy shit. That's fucking awesome. Fire tornadoes on the sun.

[Darkhunter]

Originally Posted by ZappaFan

Now there's a bunch of war propaganda that claim the sun is a nuclear power. We cant have that. We need to go to war with the sun and defend our country! I propose sending 100,000 troops to the sun. Lets show that fucker what we're made of.

Sources?

[ZappaFan]

Originally Posted by sexually vulnerable CPR dummy

i hear the sun is a good source of energy. maybe now we can leave all the oil mongers be while we harvest the sun and once it's been depleted, we'll make our way to beetlegeuse!

Good plan. I just can't sit back and do nothing while price of sunglasses are going through the roof.

[ZappaFan]

Originally Posted by Darkhunter

Sources?

Alex. Jones.

[Darkhunter]

Originally Posted by ZappaFan

Alex. Jones.