Alcohol enema

elf omg · #1 04-13-2009, 07:45 PM

A few questions..

Would it burn to use hard liquor? How much (say, 35% alc.) would be too much, and possibly kill me?

I'm not a pussy, can take my shots like a grown woman, just want to try some new things heh.

kelsokid18 · #2 04-13-2009, 07:57 PM

You wouldn't want to use Hard A, that can kill you. You'll wanna use wine. Red or White, doesn't matter, but the first time, you will want to mix it at 1/2 strength with water. Make your wine and water warm. I guarantee that you will be near-death drunk. It doesn't matter if you can drink the whole bar under the table or not, you will be needing help walking after this.

lolocaust · #3 04-13-2009, 08:00 PM

why would you want to do this?

elf omg · #4 04-13-2009, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by kelsokid18

You wouldn't want to use Hard A, that can kill you. You'll wanna use wine. Red or White, doesn't matter, but the first time, you will want to mix it at 1/2 strength with water. Make your wine and water warm. I guarantee that you will be near-death drunk. It doesn't matter if you can drink the whole bar under the table or not, you will be needing help walking after this.

How much wine/water mixture?

And again.. WOULD hard liquor burn, and how much would kill me?

kelsokid18 · #5 04-13-2009, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by HandOfZek

How much wine/water mixture?

And again.. WOULD hard liquor burn, and how much would kill me?

50/50 wine/water.

Yes, hard alcohol would burn like hell. I don't know specifically how much would be a kill shot, but the reason hard alcohol would be dangerous is because you're absorbing the booze into your blood stream directly, and if you're using something like Everclear, even a little Everclear absorbed DIRECTLY would pretty much shut you down for good.

elf omg · #6 04-13-2009, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by kelsokid18

50/50 wine/water.

Yes, hard alcohol would burn like hell. I don't know specifically how much would be a kill shot, but the reason hard alcohol would be dangerous is because you're absorbing the booze into your blood stream directly, and if you're using something like Everclear, even a little Everclear absorbed DIRECTLY would pretty much shut you down for good.

I understand the 50/50 wine/water thing. But.. how much total liquid should I use?

Thanks for info on hard alcohol.

Gantz Graf · #7 04-13-2009, 08:06 PM

I would worry about colon cancer or something, personally. It's a pretty common form of cancer, and is typically caused just by things like a lack of fibre in one's diet.

kelsokid18 · #8 04-13-2009, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by HandOfZek

I understand the 50/50 wine/water thing. But.. how much total liquid should I use?

Thanks for info on hard alcohol.

It depends on the size of your enema bag.

http://www.medicaltoys.com/enemas.htm has up to 1 GALLON size bags.

elf omg · #9 04-13-2009, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by kelsokid18

It depends on the size of your enema bag.

http://www.medicaltoys.com/enemas.htm has up to 1 GALLON size bags.

How much wine/water would kill me? What would be like.. minimum, to get me drunk?

Zay · #10 04-13-2009, 08:13 PM

what what

Von Bass · #11 04-13-2009, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by lolocaust

why would you want to do this?

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Originally Posted by kelsokid18

It doesn't matter if you can drink the whole bar under the table or not, you will be needing help walking after this.

I presume

Kwinnie Bogan · #12 04-13-2009, 08:15 PM

Yeah speaking form experience it will burn a bit and cramp a bit, give you the runs later on, and you can easily get too intoxicated. Pros are: Get hammered quickly and cheaply, but not in a very dignified manner. Not that you have any dignity Zek.

<3

elf omg · #13 04-13-2009, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by KwinnieBogan

Yeah speaking form experience it will burn a bit and cramp a bit, give you the runs later on, and you can easily get too intoxicated. Pros are: Get hammered quickly and cheaply, but not in a very dignified manner. Not that you have any dignity Zek.

<3

How is it not dignified? I like enemas, have to stay clean for the boys..

kelsokid18 · #14 04-13-2009, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by HandOfZek

How much wine/water would kill me? What would be like.. minimum, to get me drunk?

The point of diluting it with water is to reduce the amount of booze you're getting, which acts as a safety. If you follow the procedure, it'll take you more than you're willing to hold to get shitfaced, you're just looking for a clean buzz from this.

elf omg · #15 04-14-2009, 12:42 AM

How long should I keep it in there?

scovegner · #16 04-14-2009, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by kelsokid18

The point of diluting it with water is to reduce the amount of booze you're getting, which acts as a safety. If you follow the procedure, it'll take you more than you're willing to hold to get shitfaced, you're just looking for a clean buzz from this.

Uhh diluting it won't reduce the amount of alcohol in it .. sure if you were making a certain dilution and then filling a fixed size bag with it ... might slow down absorption a little bit though ..

Proots · #17 04-14-2009, 07:06 PM

God, Zek. I hate you. You're such a disgusting weirdo.

The above statement has nothing to do with this thread.

Anyways, on topic. Just be careful. I'll get the measurements for you - do NOT over do it. Because, like another user said - it's that alcohol going into your blood stream. Too much (and too much is far less than you or I think) can kill you doing it that way (enema).

elf omg · #18 04-14-2009, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Midge

God, Zek. I hate you. You're such a disgusting weirdo.

The above statement has nothing to do with this thread.

Anyways, on topic. Just be careful. I'll get the measurements for you - do NOT over do it. Because, like another user said - it's that alcohol going into your blood stream. Too much (and too much is far less than you or I think) can kill you doing it that way (enema).

I'm feeling the love.

Btw, I did it with vodka and it was terrible.