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Old 02-27-2012, 03:23 AM
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Default Twilight - Bella gives birth to a vampire hunter

Although I hated the first two movies because of the terrible CG and acting, the third movie steps up their game with much better CG and older, more experienced actors.

This movie is an emotional cliffhanger and the whole "wtf birth of Van Helsing" really pulls you into the suspense of a group of people at odds with the entire werewolf/vampire community because they support the birth of someone who could very well wipe them all out. It drives home their decision of supporting this monstrosity with a mixture of hate for what they've become and sheer love for their baby and Bella.

For those of you who love or shun the twilight series I suggest you give this one movie a try. I feel the whole series builds up to this climax of the vampire hunter's birth.
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I heard the birth scene is quite disturbing
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Old 02-27-2012, 03:31 AM
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yeah it gets rather gory and morbid for a chick flick
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Fucking stupid.
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Got to be fucking kidding me.

Twilight is shit.

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I saw the first one, and parts of the 2nd, I did not like them. I can enjoy a chick flick if it is entertaining
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Old 02-27-2012, 05:35 AM
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I lol'd big time when Edward and Bella are fucking and he tears down the curtain rail and it lands on her.
Also, WHAT THE FUCK, that stupid slapper vampire complains how 'vampires can't have kids' because their organs and most importantly, reproductive organs don't actually function, yet somehow Edward isn't shooting blanks and gets Bella pregnant. Glitch much?
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Preteen girls get super horny when they see the part where that vampire guy is pounding Bella's pussy really hard in the third movie. Thats when I scootch over and make my move on them...
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yeah it gets rather gory and morbid for a chick flick
Most chicks see birth as gory.

Even if it doesn't come out your chest.
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