An avg. words per post ratio? - Page 2

ShadyLady · #41 03-01-2012, 06:28 PM

I think my most used word would be fuck.

Rodrat · #42 03-01-2012, 06:29 PM

im neither for nor against it... i usually make short replies and not very many threads so mine would be pretty low. its not that i dont try to post something of value most times its just i dont know how to say it half the time and usually someone has beat me to the thread and already said its pointless for me to type it all up when someone else has said the exact same thing i was going too...

ShadyLady · #43 03-01-2012, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Rodrat

im neither for nor against it... i usually make short replies and not very many threads so mine would be pretty low. its not that i dont try to post something of value most times its just i dont know how to say it half the time and usually someone has beat me to the thread and already said its pointless for me to type it all up when someone else has said the exact same thing i was going too...

I can relate.

**Lanny** · #44 03-01-2012, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ysr2096

Better still, every post over a certain length, with all the user's prior posts (going back a year or so, so the result won't be skewed by an evolving style) should be analyzed by this site or something like it. Each poster's result then becomes their username. Now, to people new to zoklet, it'll look like there are a bunch of learned, erudite motherfuckers posting - and they'll believe it; the imposture will be too flawless, the shite posters who don't write like anybody will have been banished, and of course there won't be any posts about the scheme. We'll become a sustainable internet attraction, and Zok'll get rich from the ad money. It'll be really shit.

I type like H. P. Lovecraft, woot!

This actually seems pretty cool, I might look into coding something us to do this client side, or from my server, or something.

Daily · #45 03-01-2012, 07:45 PM

Apparently, everybody writes like Cory Doctorow.

**Lanny** · #46 03-01-2012, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Daily

Apparently, everybody writes like Cory Doctorow.

I ran an essay on software patents through it and it turned back Cory Doctorow, which makes sense. Surprisingly consistent other than that however.

**Lanny** · #47 03-01-2012, 07:51 PM

P.S. Doctorow is a crappy wanna be Sci-Fi writer. You all suck

L33tz · #48 03-01-2012, 08:05 PM

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I write like
Kurt Vonnegut

yea nigga

King of the world · #49 03-01-2012, 08:07 PM

I write like
Edgar Allan Poe

wat

AoxomoxoA · #50 03-01-2012, 08:09 PM

-copy pastes Edgar Allan Poe's The Raven-

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I write like
William Shakespeare

King of the world · #51 03-01-2012, 08:10 PM

yup, way too high brow for this site.

King of the world · #52 03-01-2012, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Slag

-copy pastes Edgar Allan Poe's The Raven-

lol.

nostrilheimer · #53 03-01-2012, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by ShadyLady

I think my most used word would be fuck.

Mine should be either "fat" or "faggot"

ShadyLady · #54 03-02-2012, 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by nostrilheimer

Mine should be either "fat" or "faggot"

Oh, I say faggot a lot, too. Nigger, also.

newaccountnow · #55 03-02-2012, 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by stnuued cnut

I think it might be funny.

Yeah, fucking hilarious.

This site has enough bullshit frills and idiocy as it is. We should be cutting back on it rather than add to it. Shame on everyone who voted yes on this poll. Please give me their names so I can disregard their posts in the future. Much obliged.

newaccountnow · #56 03-02-2012, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by stnuued cnut

It's a public poll, fucking mudfarmers.

Yes, because I was really going to actually compile a list.

You're a God-damned idiot.

EDIT: For curiosity's sake I decided to check the votes. I was surprised that pretty much all of those that voted yes are absolutely worthless.

newaccountnow · #57 03-02-2012, 08:02 AM

Get a life and drop dead.

newaccountnow · #58 03-02-2012, 08:06 AM

Get a life. And drop dead.

AoxomoxoA · #59 03-02-2012, 11:31 AM

Lol @ zenith telling someone to get a life. Fuck off and leave zoklet you ugly fuck.

**zuperxtreme** · #60 03-02-2012, 01:24 PM

Looks like people want it. I'll run it by Zok and if he's cool with it I'll put it on the "to-do". Been busy this week. :/

The Pat-Man · #61 03-02-2012, 01:29 PM

lol zuper you do too much for these retards.

**zuperxtreme** · #62 03-02-2012, 01:39 PM

Hah, it's cool. I take my time, usually do it when I'm bored.

LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry · #63 03-03-2012, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by yawanur

What's with you committing thoughtcrime right here in this thread?

I literally LOL'd...

and people are sleeping.

LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry · #64 03-03-2012, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Daily

There should be a feature where we can see each user's most used word, with words like "the" and "and" filtered out. Maybe a feature exists where it identifies keywords that then give each user an idea of what topic the user speaks about the most. Also everyone's IP address should be below everybody's thanks count.

I agree with it other than the IP address thing.

AoxomoxoA · #65 03-03-2012, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by stnuued cnut

Pretty sure that was sarcasm, but you never can tell In this medium.

Aspies gonna aspate.

zoklettt · #66 03-03-2012, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by aoxomoxoa

Lol @ zenith telling someone to get a life. Fuck off and leave zoklet you ugly fuck.

hey slag

cry more

AoxomoxoA · #67 03-03-2012, 12:23 PM

> 8am on a saturday

"Hey, I guess it's time to make another alt on zoklet. Golly, what a glorious day"

Get a life.

zoklettt · #68 03-03-2012, 12:24 PM

sorry, i woke up after passing out drunk and decided to keep hitting that shit

accidentally drank a bit of piss

and overcooked some pizza by four hours

what have you done with your life?

i bet you haven't banged pentylone

hardcore faggot

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