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Old 03-11-2012, 06:14 AM
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Cool This guy is a professional hobo.

ButteryAssMondays.. This guy is street-smart and hilarious. He's also a pro skater.


Lmao, the other videos in the channel are just as great.

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Old 03-11-2012, 06:48 AM
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This is awesome.
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Old 03-11-2012, 06:52 AM
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Saw episode 50.

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Old 03-11-2012, 07:18 AM
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Default Re: This guy is a professional hobo.

That's... I mean... where did you even find this guy?

I don't even...What?
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Old 03-11-2012, 08:11 AM
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Default Re: This guy is a professional hobo.

Hobo? Hobos stand on the street corner begging for change.

All of his shit is incredibly smart- because it's so simple no one would even think to do it.

He would make an incredibly good businessman- the core principles are ingrained in him.
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Old 03-11-2012, 08:13 AM
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Default Re: This guy is a professional hobo.

Ha, okay I just watched some more.

This is awesome.
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That's... I mean... where did you even find this guy?

I don't even...What?
lol his name is donovan strain and he's a pro skater. i used to check and watch him battle it out @ the berrics vs koston and other skaters.


I wish he still made ButteryAss videos... I've watched like all 52 of em... lol
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Old 03-11-2012, 09:34 AM
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he nearly raped eric koston at a game of skate. koston won on the skin of his teeth
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Old 03-11-2012, 09:38 AM
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he nearly raped eric koston at a game of skate. koston won on the skin of his teeth
lol koston only won cuz he used all these old school tricks that no one's heard of hahahah

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lol koston only won cuz he used all these old school tricks that no one's heard of hahahah

Eric Koston Vs. Donovan Strain - Battle at the berrics - YouTube
Donovan Strain Vs. Eric Koston (Rematch) (SlowMo Added) - YouTube
Dats cause Eric Koston is the man. IDK much about skating but I've yet to see people that can match his level of finesse.
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Old 03-14-2012, 08:23 PM
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Default Re: This guy is a professional hobo.

I watched a few of these videos, and decided I do not really like them. It's okay to be doing this I suppose, if you are struggling to survive in a first world country. I have to wonder though, who it is that watches these videos. The character in the videos talks with a ridiculous fake accent and I imagine him to be idolized by people that don't serve to benefit from his videos. I know the economy is not doing that well, but anyone who goes to these extremes to find food and money could easily find work if they applied themselves.

It's mean to take advantage of other people, it's nutritionally unsound to survive on low-quality food and anyone who aspires to live this way is a very confused individual.

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Old 03-14-2012, 08:24 PM
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Hahahaha "Your momma so dumb she be buyin' tea for three dollas after i filled em' up out the trash"
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Old 03-14-2012, 08:39 PM
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Some hobos live a rather nice life from all the free money they get.
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This guy is like a watered-down ebonics injected version of the King from King Rat.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Rat_%281962_novel%29

Serious question, is he being a satirical "hustler"?

He's showing some very shrewd and clever tricks to turn money, but these are short term cash goals. This is a scenario of "I just woke up on the streets without my wallet or cellphone or house keys".

Use this guy's formula, but not his variables.
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Old 03-14-2012, 11:09 PM
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This guy is really smart, assuming hes only acting with the hopes of creating a viral video.
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First one is fucking nasty, i dont think this guy ever heard of proper food storage. Those guys are going to have some nasty ass shits, plus its already mexican food.
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lol cool ass nigga
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LOL @ wiggers dumpster diving.

This man is a professional hobo:

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This guy is pretty legit. He said he's getting his wages garnished, so that makes sense he's doing this shit to stay afloat. LA is expensive man.
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LOL @ wiggers dumpster diving.

This man is a professional hobo:

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That bloke would make a killing in Byron bay
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lol i do shit like this all the time for drug money.


most of it is just using basic math and having balls.


Which the majority of the population completely fails at.


kudos to him. Kinda sucks at skating though.
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one junkie criticising another lol
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lol i do shit like this all the time for drug money.


most of it is just using basic math and having balls.


Which the majority of the population completely fails at.


kudos to him. Kinda sucks at skating though.
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Kinda sucks at skating though.
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Old 06-20-2012, 02:31 AM
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Yeah, I'ma have to bump this.

Butteryass Mondays is legit.
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I just watched the first video you posted, and I like his style, but he's spending probably like 2 hours running all over town doing this burrito shit to make 6 bucks. That's like 1/3 of what you'd make at minimum wage. I mean cmon when minimum wage is beating out your earnings at your hustle then your hustle isn't all that.
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