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Old 03-11-2012, 12:50 PM
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hah. It's been out a few days, but haven't seen it on zoklet yet.

I don't play magic but I deal with these people a lot, since I play video games at this venue and there's a bunch of them there, and let me tell you THEY ARE NOTHING BUT 4CHAN SPAWNS. quirkiest mother fuckers ever.
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Old 03-11-2012, 12:55 PM
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hah. It's been out a few days, but haven't seen it on zoklet yet.

I don't play magic but I deal with these people a lot, since I play video games at this venue and there's a bunch of them there, and let me tell you THEY ARE NOTHING BUT 4CHAN SPAWNS. quirkiest mother fuckers ever.
Hahaha, what a fat fucking geeky looking poor loser. The best was when he got mad.
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Old 03-11-2012, 12:59 PM
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wow, I'm pretty much speechless...
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Old 03-11-2012, 01:02 PM
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Uh... I hate to be the guy, but... fake. Those aren't real nerds - look at their clothes. We're the polo shirts? Ring-necked t-shirts? The fat guy even has his facial hair neatly trimed. Oooh, he flips the table over at he end, that isn't cliche.

In conclusion, I'm gonna go jack off.
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Old 03-11-2012, 01:16 PM
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The fat guy even has his facial hair neatly trimed. Oooh, he flips the table over at he end, that isn't cliche.
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Ye kind of true, also it looks like they were both holding back a smile at the end there.
I can't believe the title didn't include that the guy was fat
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Old 03-11-2012, 01:23 PM
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Uh... I hate to be the guy, but... fake. Those aren't real nerds - look at their clothes. We're the polo shirts? Ring-necked t-shirts? The fat guy even has his facial hair neatly trimed. Oooh, he flips the table over at he end, that isn't cliche.
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Old 03-11-2012, 01:27 PM
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Ye kind of true, also it looks like they were both holding back a smile at the end there.
I can't believe the title didn't include that the guy was fat
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Blue decks are for fags
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Old 03-11-2012, 01:57 PM
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Uh... I hate to be the guy, but... fake. Those aren't real nerds - look at their clothes. We're the polo shirts? Ring-necked t-shirts? The fat guy even has his facial hair neatly trimed. Oooh, he flips the table over at he end, that isn't cliche.

In conclusion, I'm gonna go jack off.
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Old 03-11-2012, 02:02 PM
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Speaking as zoklet's resident Magic the Gathering guru, I think this is real.

They were videoing it because the guy playing against the fatty knew how to rub the other guy up perfectly. They had set out to rub him up the wrong way to the extreme. If this isn't real, the guy playing the fat nerd is a terrific actor, that bounce up and down on the "Goddamnit! Goddamnit!" is terrific. Have to respect that.
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Old 03-11-2012, 02:15 PM
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Apparently he's just a good actor
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Old 03-11-2012, 06:25 PM
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Apparently he's just a good actor
wtf? not real or real?
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Old 03-11-2012, 06:34 PM
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It's real rofl, anyone ever seen people like him before? they run rampant through gaming centers.
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Old 03-11-2012, 06:35 PM
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wtf? not real or real?
Well, he's really fat. We know that much.
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Old 03-11-2012, 06:41 PM
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lol, must be a good ass game
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"So I win right?"
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Old 03-11-2012, 09:17 PM
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I know one guy who plays Magic.

He's the biggest asshole I've ever met. God, he's an annoying little bitch.
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I know one guy who plays Magic.

He's the biggest asshole I've ever met. God, he's an annoying little bitch.
Let's generalize everyone who plays this card game by your one case.
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Blue decks are for fags
no blue/white mixes are.

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Old 03-11-2012, 09:47 PM
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Let's generalize everyone who plays this card game by your one case.
I didn't. I just said he's an annoying little bitch.

No need to be MAD bro.
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Sorin on the fat fucks discard pile lulz.

EDIT: While some MTG players are reading, wtf can I do with my single Helvault?
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Old 03-11-2012, 09:54 PM
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Staged. The fat guy was acting 'in character'. Search 'fat guy early Christmas present' on YouTube and you'll fond his channel. He speaks alot abuse his quest to loose weight.
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I don't play magic but I deal with these people a lot, since I play video games at this venue and there's a bunch of them there, and let me tell you THEY ARE NOTHING BUT 4CHAN SPAWNS. quirkiest mother fuckers ever.
It's scary how much 4chan culture has spilled over into real life these days.
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It's scary how much 4chan culture has spilled over into real life these days.
There is nothing as shameful and annoying as people that use memes in real life.

"You got trolled man! U MAD BRO?"

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It's scary how much 4chan culture has spilled over into real life these days.
its funny how they almost started a revolution.
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There is nothing as shameful and annoying as people that use memes in real life.

"You got trolled man! U MAD BRO?"

I've shared a quiet laugh with a few random people slipping subtle references into conversation (just fishing; sounds normal to people who don't get it), but people doing it overtly is goddamned annoying. Luckily I don't get that much in my social circles but I've overheard kids on the street doing it.

It crops up on Facebook all the time. It's not even stereotypical 4chan people; reasonably sociable and well-adjusted girls seem to love this shit. Posting up rage comics and demotivational posters, tagging a photo of some cupcakes as 'le cupcakes', saying "u jelly?" in comments... ugh. Loads of British universities have "X university memes" pages now, with a bunch of years-old exploitables filled in to reference them.

Rizzo, you mean the "I am the 99%" stuff and the Occupy movement?
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^^no...of course not. I meant the lolcatz.
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His life HAS to suck! Fat fucking retard AND a lisp?!?! lololololol
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It's real rofl, anyone ever seen people like him before? they run rampant through gaming centers.
def not real...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpPg_...HWipp3QKGqI%3D
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it's not real, that guy's name is francis. he has tons of videos like this, over xbox, wow, he's just making youtube money off of idiots who think it is real. he makes a lot btw. forget his username but just google "francis world of warcraft"
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This guy is OBVIOUSLY fake. I saw the cute little mouth tick where he wanted to smile right at 1:00.

If he was really as upset as he seemed, his eyes wouldn`t have that boyish glint of humor and would instead be vulnerable-looking and his brow would reflect that of a man on the verge of tears.

That combined with the smile he so proudly walked away with after throwing up the table makes this video an obvious fake and you guys suck for not knowing it.
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"So I win right?"
Oh yeah, and that: worst ending line to a video like this EVER. It`s fake.

edit: To continue. You can tell it was written by nerds - that `So I win, right` line is such a nerd sense of humor and they just LOOOOVE butting in with their cheesy cliche bits of dialogue and think they`re in some hilarious movie where everything they say fits so perfectly in the stream of dialogue. They love to pretend they`re sharp and witty because they`re social outcasts and maybe, somehow, some magical turn of phrase or comeback will make them cool.
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