People who say they have absolutely no interest in having a girlfriend.

[Blunderstar]

And then a month later they have a girlfriend, and she's fat and/or ugly.

[Vizier]

It's worse when women do it, "omg i need to be single" after they break up, then two weeks later they have a new boyfriend.

[Zanick]

some people just don't know what they want.

[Sir Cornwell]

How about a guy who disses a girl to you, then 2 weeks later they've gone right through dating into living together?

A cook I worked with said about a girl with a bad complexion that was a regular, "Eww. Girls with zits on their face have ass zits too". I never knew how to relate to either of them after. I always wanted ask him, "Ass zits?".

I guess it's like with anyone: listen to what they say and watch what they do. You might learn a lot.

[constantinople]

Originally Posted by Fox Paws

yeah thats gay

So are you. Ooooooohhhhhhhhh!

[IWD]

Originally Posted by Blunderstar

And then a month later they have a girlfriend, and she's fat and/or ugly.

Hahaha. I'd point it out.

[sepht]

i havent had a human partner in at least five years and im ok with this

[IWD]

Wow, that's fucking hilarious. I thought it was going to end with "And then they DO have a girlfriend" basically making fun of how over 50% of anything, said by anyone, ever, in any conversation regarding any subject in any field, spoken in any context.. is completely fucking useless and for no more purpose than them reciting random ideas their brain is verbalizing, without truly believing the possible options popping into their heads that they are spewing out. That must be what is happening when most people say anything to each other, about 60% of the time. The numbers are obviously not exact, but only somewhere around %40 of things said by humans are based on something the human saying actually feels and wants to get across. The rest is altered by the speaker's perception of what he thinks the best thing to say for him in this situation is to provoke x effect on the listener. The truth is not important to us in conversations.. it's how we appear to who we're talking to.. Wow.. it really does make sense. Blunder proves an awesome point about humanity with a simple bitch, and doesn't even realize how complex of a thing it is that he hates.. he's just annoyed, makes a thread, proves a complex point 90% of humanity won't even try to comprehend when they read this here unless they catch me telling them that they won't here.

If that wasn't enough, it doesn't stop at that.. he threw in "then this friend ends up with a girlfriend, that's fat/ugly. Making another huge point without realizing he's making the point, whether he gets the point or not. You guys can find a couple of hundred words to explain the other point he's making, about the male mentality and how often we males act like this when we feel like our integrity is being threatened.. I'm going to bed. Holy fucking rambling. Good rambling. Fuck you. (Not you blunderstar and LSD)

[jerome]

Especially when they've just broken off a relationship and jump for another one. It's like they don't know how to be independent and content alone.

[Ghost Buster]

Originally Posted by jerome

It's like they don't know how to be independent and content alone.

This is like the state of pretty much every female I know.

I don't think I can name one girl who has stayed single for over a few months (that was decent looking).

[Rainycity]

I don't need a girlfriend I already have 2. miss lefty loosey, righty tighty.

[jerome]

Originally Posted by Ghost Buster

This is like the state of pretty much every female I know.

I don't think I can name one girl who has stayed single for over a few months (that was decent looking).

True. Which makes me feel like a bit of a lone shark sometimes. I do know two girls that don't do it that are amazingly good looking as well, they're incredibly independent, which definitely has something to do with being fine single all the time and still dating around.

[slicknickns]

Originally Posted by Vizier

It's worse when women do it, "omg i need to be single" after they break up, then two weeks later they have a new boyfriend.

Attention, attention, emotional stability and encouragement, attention, self assurance, attention, self assurance

[jerome]

This is why I like George Clooney. He never married. He has girlfriends, but always dumps them eventually, and doesn't give a shit about wedding rings.

[slicknickns]

here's to fill the 3 character thing

[slicknickns]

Originally Posted by jerome

This is why I like George Clooney. He never married. He has girlfriends, but always dumps them eventually, and doesn't give a shit about wedding rings.

Millions upon millions of dollars and awesome houses in swanky locales do this to a man. 'Specially a good lookin' man

[jerome]

Originally Posted by slicknickns

here's to fill the 3 character thing

haha nice on the three characters.

[slicknickns]

anytime girl

[Oct]

It's not the girl friend i'm interested in, just her orifices. Being locked up, "Sorry bro can't come and have the best fun ever today, i'm sitting in with my gf watching Coronation street". Fuck that!

[King of the world]

Why would you ever get with a girl who watches such shit or even put up with it? Sounds like an every day girl to me... worthless.

[Sir Cornwell]

What if there was a Fox soap "Cornhole Nation" and she wanted to watch that?

[Blunderstar]

Originally Posted by slicknickns

here's to fill the 3 character thing

I like how we have a three character limit, implying anything less would result in low quality posts.

[King of the world]

H i


Ah bitch, the blank post doesn't work anymore.

[is all mememememe with me]

hi.

[IWD]

Originally Posted by Blunderstar

I like how we have a three character limit, implying anything less would result in low quality posts.

Yeah.. but three characters.. Some valid points can be made with the constraints stopping there. Like "Yes." and "Ohh" and "Sup".

[mynameisfrankenstein]

Originally Posted by Blunderstar

I like how we have a three character limit, implying anything less would result in low quality posts.

holy shit imagine if there was a forum where the limit was like 1000 characters man

thats where i wanna be man

[King of the world]

Then go there maaan

[mynameisfrankenstein]

do u have a suggestion some of your posts are pretty novel like (queer)

[slicknickns]

Originally Posted by Blunderstar

I like how we have a three character limit, implying anything less would result in low quality posts.

Ha! Like most of my posts?

[encroach]

Makes it seem like those guys don't even try, doesn't it?

[Sir Cornwell]

Three characters?

[Shrike]

Originally Posted by Octovia

It's not the girl friend i'm interested in, just her orifices. Being locked up, "Sorry bro can't come and have the best fun ever today, i'm sitting in with my gf watching Coronation street". Fuck that!

I wouldn't say no to sitting and watching Corrie with a girl. You could fool around on the sofa, or just snuggle under a blanket. Snuggling is underrated.

[King of the world]

To celebrity juice, yeah, or anything but Corrie.

[Shrike]

Corrie has hot chicks in it occasionally.

[King of the world]

Celebrity Juice always has Holly Willoughby on it. A good wank in the morning and a good wank at night... I love Thursdays.

[Sir Cornwell]

You should see the girls in Cornhole Nation, they are good ass chicks.

[ShyStar]

Two people come to mind.

1. This girl who is the sister of some brothers I went to school with who added me on Facebook - Seems routinely she will be on and off in relationships - When she is single she always has posts like "Loving Single life" then it seems not even a week later her relationship status returns to in a relationship. Trying to make someone jealous probably, but it's still blatant and stupd.

2. A guy I went to school with used to forever point out how ugly this girl was...now he has two (??) kids with her and has lived with her for years.

Kinda different to what the OP is talking about but still in any case.

[Oct]

Originally Posted by King of the world

To celebrity juice, yeah, or anything but Corrie.

So your British then,

Originally Posted by ShyStar

Two people come to mind.

1. This girl who is the sister of some brothers I went to school with who added me on Facebook - Seems routinely she will be on and off in relationships - When she is single she always has posts like "Loving Single life" then it seems not even a week later her relationship status returns to in a relationship. Trying to make someone jealous probably, but it's still blatant and stupd.

2. A guy I went to school with used to forever point out how ugly this girl was...now he has two (??) kids with her and has lived with her for years.

Kinda different to what the OP is talking about but still in any case.

Yeah, in college me and 2 friends always commented on how much this girl resembled a pig but with each day we seemed to comment less negatively and more how beautiful she looked, strange.

[jerome]

Originally Posted by Octovia

It's not the girl friend i'm interested in, just her orifices. Being locked up, "Sorry bro can't come and have the best fun ever today, i'm sitting in with my gf watching Coronation street". Fuck that!

Fucking This.

[King of the world]

Originally Posted by Octovia

So your British then,

Fucking hell, you're a bright spark aren't you?