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Old 03-15-2012, 03:17 AM
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Default The strangest thing happened this morning

I had an amazing dream, well it must have been cause i woke up with my dick in hand fapping away. Those first few seconds of consciousness i was trying to grasp who it was i was fapping to but as she faded away she was replaced with an auxillary mental image of someone i would normally whack off to. I thought it was mad, and worrying, that i may have been sleep masturbating. My fucking bedroom door was wide open but luckily my mother was down stairs albeit she was quiet when i sat at the table.

A subconsious action that transcends into counsiousness. I've heard of sleep fucking but sleep fapping??
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Old 03-15-2012, 05:17 AM
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Default Re: The strangest thing happened this morning

hasn't happened to me yet. closest i've gotten was having a horny fappy dream, which made me horny after i woke up so i fapped then too.
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Default Re: The strangest thing happened this morning

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My fucking bedroom door was wide open but luckily my mother was down stairs albeit she was quiet when i sat at the table.
Obviously, she was watching you sleepwank, then she noticed you waking up, so she hightailed it downstairs to pretend she didn't see anything.
Fuckin hot.
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