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Old 03-26-2012, 04:46 PM
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Old 03-26-2012, 04:56 PM
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Hahahahahaha, and I thought this was going to be some sort of joke thread.
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I can see the poor ignorant bastard sitting there with a a shit covered pc while twacked outta his mind, reading and becoming entrolled by jenkem stories, only to come up with the decision to make money and move up the grand pecking order by selling concentrated ass gas.
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Old 03-26-2012, 10:39 PM
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Old 03-26-2012, 10:42 PM
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Slag loves his Jenkem, this must be a sad day for him, now he must have to get his shit imported
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this is hilarious
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Lmfao at the landlord saying the damages are 150k. Yea, right, that building isn't even worth 150k. Probably a nigger trying to scam the insurance company
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Old 03-27-2012, 01:36 AM
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Any Zoklet members live in Ft. Pierce?
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Old 03-27-2012, 01:57 AM
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Lol my mom just found out what Jenkem is
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lol hallucinogenic. I wonder how many retards actually tried to huff fermented shit after seeing this.
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Old 03-27-2012, 02:26 AM
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I bet it was pickwick that lived in that apartment.
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LOL the 'Jenkem Lab' has resulted in the entire apartment building marked for demolition and the 'brewer' is on the run from the law! Hilarious!
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Old 03-27-2012, 02:29 AM
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What do you do when the times are hard Take a hit from the bottle that smells like farts Its not coke that im doin, not speed or weed, gimme that doodoo cider jenkems what i need whether you call it, ass crack, shit gas, or but hash, one hit from the balloon will get you trashed dump fast! So take a deep breath and hold it in for this song Let the taste of the jenkem settle down on ur tongue
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Everybody show this video to your grandparents and let them know the dangers of jenkem taking over their community
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Old 03-27-2012, 02:37 AM
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Fuck the PCP
Mix that poop and pee

Just let that shit ferment,
there ain't no money spent

Cops roll around,
Whatchu doin?

Whatchu think I'm doin?
I got some butthash brewin!
Whatchu gonna do,
I'm just huffin poo!

Inhale, exhale
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and no I'm not on meth
just smell my breath

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i know its pretty sick and desperate to do, but illegal to piss and shit into a jar? WTF???
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i know its pretty sick and desperate to do, but illegal to piss and shit into a jar? WTF???
nah. But if they proved it was for human consumption then maybe.


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I would just be like I am not getting high, I will pass on the jar of shit and piss
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Old 03-27-2012, 03:39 AM
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Looks like a nice quiet little apartment. Damn shame he had to spoil it.
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Fuck the PCP
Mix that poop and pee

Just let that shit ferment,
there ain't no money spent

Cops roll around,
Whatchu doin?

Whatchu think I'm doin?
I got some butthash brewin!
Whatchu gonna do,
I'm just huffin poo!

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just smell my breath

It's the human waste drug
Hell yeah, I am a thug
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and no I didn't stutter,
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Smell somethin funky
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Old 03-27-2012, 04:42 AM
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I heard this lab was responsible for 90% of the jenkem in circulation
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ahahaha why am i out of thanks. if you just made that up you are a genius.
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2. Isn't a porta potty just a giant jenkem brew?
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I heard this lab was responsible for 90% of the jenkem in circulation
There's other people making jenkem?
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lol. Not in this neighbourhood.
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Hmm.... Seems like jenkem is a pretty open market to get into. Interesting...
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Niggers enrich America so much.
I doubt it was Jenkem though. Niggers are notorious for destroying property when they get evicted. I imagine liquifying your shit and spraying it all over is one of the worst things you can do to your landlord.
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I remember pickwicks thread about jenkem. Those were the days...
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Very good - YouTube

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