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Question Recipe for disaster: STD got phenazepam coming

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Yeah bitches, I got 400mg of phenazepam (or SWIM does, lol fuck you) on the way.

Any advice?

I've read a lot of trip reports, generally they end up in a total disaster. Given I often mix alprazolam and diazepam and vodka, black out, and end up with gay dudes sucking my dock or in a police station or spending fuckloads of cash, anybody who has tried it, I'd appreciate any tips.

Note: currently I am very fucked up on benzos and liquor.

But I disgress, anyway, it's coming in powder form. Hopefully it actually arrives, never ordered online before.

I don't have an accurate scale myself, though might look into that. I hear that propylene glycol is good to dissolve it in, then you can measure it out as mg/mL, which is probably going to be my plan, though obviously I'm going to google the shit out of it and ask for advice before doing so.

But yes, for a phenazepam virgin who has a tendency to do dumb shit with drugs and a bit of a deathwish, any advice?

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Old 03-28-2012, 07:32 AM
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Old 03-28-2012, 07:37 AM
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Old 03-28-2012, 07:40 AM
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I would use alcohol over PG if it is soluble in alc.
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Old 03-28-2012, 07:48 AM
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I would use alcohol over PG if it is soluble in alc.
k, i'll do some proper research/googling once it actually gets here, too
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Old 03-28-2012, 07:50 AM
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Default Re: Recipe for disaster: STD got phenazepam coming

what makes it worse than xanax and other benzos? i wanna try it
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Old 03-28-2012, 08:05 AM
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what makes it worse than xanax and other benzos? i wanna try it
read the trip reports on bluelight.ru lolz
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Old 03-28-2012, 08:20 AM
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Default Re: Recipe for disaster: STD got phenazepam coming

You seem pretty into your drugs.....

Why you wasting your time with benzo's ?
They are indeed fun for a lil bit.. but dont realy compare to anything.. good..

sooooo many other things which are actually entertaining and not as dangerous.
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Old 03-28-2012, 08:23 AM
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Like heroin. Or jenkem.
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You seem pretty into your drugs.....

Why you wasting your time with benzo's ?
They are indeed fun for a lil bit.. but dont realy compare to anything.. good..

sooooo many other things which are actually entertaining and not as dangerous.
one day. but for now i'll stick with the easy stuff, instead of seeking... "harder" stuff. though i want to one day
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Old 03-28-2012, 08:27 AM
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Nah bro these drugs are pretty hard don't trip youz a playa
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Old 03-28-2012, 08:31 AM
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good to hear you have goals =)

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Old 03-28-2012, 08:48 AM
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eat some fucking psychs and stfu
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Eat it all and tape a live streaming video camera to your head.
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lol my first time i plan to tape it <3
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I'm going to keep an eye on the news
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auchwitz it is so good to hear it plus i cn abrely gtype pn liquor and normal benzos, this shal;l be MOTHERFUCKING LULZ
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lol

have another drink you chronic fuck up.

do you even smoke weed?
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you sir need to procure a goPro, strap it to your head, and (once you come back to reality, wherever you end up...) post footage to zoklet
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read the trip reports on bluelight.ru lolz
I'm sure you've read this then.
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Hey STD ill send ya 5 bucks if you buy one of these
lol @ collar, "cat and dog not included"

I do plan to get one of those hidden button-cams though some time, hopefully that can record HD, but I've just blown about $1,000 this week so I'm poor for the moment

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you should atlest do something useful, like give your xanax pills to my friend.
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See you when you get out of jail

I also agree with Rizzo; you could use a life-altering trip right now. Ever done any psychedelics?
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Benzo binges are always the best. Go hard or go home.
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just wanted to update this with, i have phenazepam coming, and a toothpick.
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Sigh. I guess I'll be helpful here rather than preach about how benzos often get overlooked for recreation AND addiction/misery/danger/arrest.

No good scale I imagine? Only way to measure it really is to dissolve in a known amount of solvent and do math. Better be sure about that starting weight. Toothpicks and eyes are fine ONLY if you have a very high tolerance and lots of self-control (not for long you won't!). This is Not recommended based on.... your descriptions.

PG well, I just could not bring myself to inject mio flavor additive as a quick free source but well.... uh... 'nuff said. Don't fuck up and buy the laxative PPG or PCG "miralax" thinking it's PG. Lab grade, or alcohol solution instead but note that you need a very HIGH PROOF. Everclear high. IIRC it won't go into anything less, and fuck everything up.

Last, a lot is adulterated I'm pretty damn sure. DON'T EVER ASSUME IT IS. But if you objectively (hah!) have to take a point to get high then it's cut. Phenaz comes on real soft so no twitchy redosing until a few hours pass (HAH!). Also, don't do it.
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I also agree with Rizzo; you could use a life-altering trip right now. Ever done any psychedelics?
Solving a drug problem with drugs? To me this just sounds like an all around terrible idea.
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shit man, phenazepam was invented for population control, those evil russians....



i see it now, STD naked in the middle of the road yelling hail mother russia...
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