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04-01-2012, 07:08 AM
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Michael Bay Raping Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Correction: Michael Bay raping Ninja Turtles. The "Teenage Mutant" bit is out because they're aliens now. Yeah, that's right... fucking aliens. This is not a joke. I say, instead of petitions or stupid shit of the sort, we should gather all the people who grew up on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and get them to commit a mass suicide outside of Bay's home. That would not only make Bay even more infamous than he is (maybe even preventing him from producing future movies), but we'd all be spared from having to watch our childhoods get shat on.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1291150/
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04-01-2012, 07:16 AM
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Re: Michael Bay Raping Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
But they would still get shat on, and be one of the highest grossing films of the summer.
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04-01-2012, 07:41 AM
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Re: Michael Bay Raping Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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But they would still get shat on, and be one of the highest grossing films of the summer.
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You're forgetting Batman 3 is being released this year, Michael bay can go fuck him self with his ass-wiped version of a perfectly good franchise
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04-01-2012, 08:17 AM
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Re: Michael Bay Raping Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
This shit is chop to all shit... 
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04-01-2012, 12:58 PM
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Re: Michael Bay Raping Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
What if MBay got directing rights for the next set of Batmans? How badly do you think he could shit on that?
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04-01-2012, 10:06 PM
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Re: Michael Bay Raping Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
I really don't understand why people are getting so worked up over this. has the series ever been known for having a rich and flawless backstory?
I'm no Michael Bay fan by any means, but my respect for the Turtles are only for nostalgic purposes.
so they're 'aliens' now. oh no.
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04-01-2012, 10:10 PM
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Duke
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Re: Michael Bay Raping Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
It does not actually say that the ninja turtles are aliens. I remember in the old movie there were some freaky looking mutant turtle villains in it.
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04-01-2012, 10:14 PM
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Baron
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Re: Michael Bay Raping Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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I really don't understand why people are getting so worked up over this. has the series ever been known for having a rich and flawless backstory?
I'm no Michael Bay fan by any means, but my respect for the Turtles are only for nostalgic purposes.
so they're 'aliens' now. oh no.
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04-01-2012, 10:14 PM
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Re: Michael Bay Raping Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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The "Teenage Mutant" bit is out because they're aliens now. Yeah, that's right... fucking aliens. This is not a joke.
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The outrage...
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04-01-2012, 10:15 PM
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Knight
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Re: Michael Bay Raping Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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It does not actually say that the ninja turtles are aliens. I remember in the old movie there were some freaky looking mutant turtle villains in it.
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Bebop and Rocksteady? one was a hog and the other a snapper, I believe.
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04-01-2012, 10:16 PM
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Duke
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Re: Michael Bay Raping Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Hey retard Americans. When are you going to use your fucking guns on him?
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04-01-2012, 10:18 PM
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Knight
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Re: Michael Bay Raping Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
You may have us confused with Canada.
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04-01-2012, 10:19 PM
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Re: Michael Bay Raping Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Seriously, TMNT was lame when it was new. 
Michael Bay ain't gonna make the franchise any worse.
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04-01-2012, 11:01 PM
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Baron
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Re: Michael Bay Raping Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
It's the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES! It's not like it was a deep IP anyway. It's a joke, This outrage from nerds is hilarious
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04-01-2012, 11:06 PM
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Duke
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Re: Michael Bay Raping Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
I heard TMNT was concocted from a poll taken about the opinion of 8 year olds on what what "cool," apparently some of the top answers were teenagers, mutants, ninjas, and turtles
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04-01-2012, 11:17 PM
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Knight
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Re: Michael Bay Raping Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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04-01-2012, 11:28 PM
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Knight
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Re: Michael Bay Raping Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Strangely I just re-watched the first season 'Heroes in a Half Shell' (1987).
I never went much on the newer stuff.
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04-02-2012, 05:17 AM
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Re: Michael Bay Raping Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Seriously, TMNT was lame when it was new.
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You're dead to me.
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04-02-2012, 03:40 PM
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Re: Michael Bay Raping Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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You're dead to me.
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Well I guess Shredder was kind of badass but other than that...
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04-03-2012, 12:32 AM
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Knight
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Re: Michael Bay Raping Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Supposedly there was an announcement saying that Bay was corrected and the only the ooze was alien, like in the comics/old tv show.
Anyone got a link? Can't find anything.
For now, all I can find is old interviews from March 20-25 saying the turtles are alien.
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04-03-2012, 05:10 PM
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Duke
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Re: Michael Bay Raping Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Americans are stupid and will watch anything and eat anything.
Hollywood and fast food businesses know this and take advantage of it.
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04-03-2012, 05:25 PM
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Re: Michael Bay Raping Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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What? Take that back or I'll kill you in your sleep. TMNT was/is fucking awesome (at least until fuckhole Michael Bay gets ahold of it)
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04-04-2012, 04:23 AM
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Baron
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04-04-2012, 06:51 AM
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Re: Michael Bay Raping Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
hopefully there from the same place as the neutrinos.
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