Are you smarter than an atheist? Take the quiz:

IIIII · #1 04-01-2012, 06:20 PM

http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/2011/01...-Sabbath-begin

This atheist Got:

25 Correct

7 Wrong

You answered 25 of 32 questions correctly for a total score of 78%.

**p6867** · #2 04-01-2012, 06:41 PM

This atheist got:
You answered 27 of 32 questions correctly for a total score of 84%.

**Gun Lover** · #3 04-01-2012, 06:42 PM

27/32

84%

I don't know my jew names from my hindu names

**Yggdrasil** · #4 04-01-2012, 06:43 PM

You answered 31 of 32 questions correctly for a total score of 97%. The one I answered wrong was the one about teachers quoting from the Bible as an example of literature, second-guessed myself on that

Number13 · #5 04-01-2012, 06:55 PM

Skipped it, I could give a shit.

DirtySanchez · #6 04-01-2012, 06:56 PM

You answered 29 of 32 questions correctly for a total score of 91%.

Wolf · #7 04-01-2012, 06:58 PM

Answered first one wrong, got pissed, stopped playing.

36fuckin5 · #8 04-01-2012, 07:09 PM

I got to question 12. Took too long to load, and I don't need verification on every question.

Dread_Lord · #9 04-01-2012, 07:19 PM

This proves that Atheists waste their time on bullshit.

King of the world · #10 04-01-2012, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolf

Answered first one wrong, got pissed, stopped playing.

I lol'd.

You answered 31 of 32 questions correctly for a total score of 97%
Fucked up on the bread and wine question.

**p6867** · #11 04-01-2012, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dread_Lord

This proves that Atheists waste their time on bullshit.

we're all on zoklet right now, so i don't understand how much harder we could be wasting time than that.

gadzooks · #12 04-01-2012, 07:38 PM

I got 28/32 correct.

One of them was because I fail at reading apparantly. I thought the one asking about the year the Mormon religion began said Muslim religion, and so obviously I didn't select "after 1800 AD."

I also got the Jewish sabbath one wrong (kinda half-guessed on that one), the Great Awakening one wrong (had no idea), and the main Indonesian religion one wrong (I was debating between Islam and Buddhism, but ultimately went with Buddhism).

gadzooks · #13 04-01-2012, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dread_Lord

This proves that Atheists waste their time on bullshit.

WTF? How is educating oneself about the world a waste of time? What exactly do you consider to be time well-spent?

gadzooks · #14 04-01-2012, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by King of the world

the bread and wine question.

Good ol' transubstantiation.

Turning quasi-gods into food for over two millennia.

The Pat-Man · #15 04-01-2012, 07:49 PM

i missed the one about the sabbath and the one about the teacher leading class in prayer.

gadzooks · #16 04-01-2012, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Pat-Man

the one about the teacher leading class in prayer.

Thank God (lol) about that one.

The Pat-Man · #17 04-01-2012, 07:53 PM

lol my teachers did that shit all the time so i figured it was legal.

ahhh, the south.

gadzooks · #18 04-01-2012, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Pat-Man

lol my teachers did that shit all the time so i figured it was legal.

ahhh, the south.

That's fucked up... I guess if the people around you are overwhelmingly Christian, then there's a pretty low chance that anybody is going to even bother questioning it.

Everyone else is just like...

reggie_love · #19 04-01-2012, 08:12 PM

30 Correct
2 Wrong
You answered 30 of 32 questions correctly for a total score of 94%.

Not an atheist.

Also that quiz is slow as fuck.

Minotaur · #20 04-02-2012, 02:05 AM

I quit after about 8 because it takes forever.

a334jv2df · #21 04-02-2012, 02:19 AM

Why the fuck do i have to wait for a new page to load for every fucking question? They couldn't have just put it all on one page?

aquabania · #22 04-02-2012, 02:29 AM

29. People should know just about all of that stuff.

Obbe · #23 04-02-2012, 02:33 AM

007GoldenShower · #24 04-02-2012, 02:34 AM

You answered 25 of 32 questions correctly for a total score of 78%.

get tae fuck

I'm not even an atheist. I don't give a fuck about religions whatsoever.

DiStOrTiOn · #25 04-02-2012, 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by a334jv2df

Why the fuck do i have to wait for a new page to load for every fucking question? They couldn't have just put it all on one page?

This. Stupid fucking quiz.

Got the first 10 questions right, then quit.

SteamPunk · #26 04-02-2012, 02:42 AM

24 correct. I was just guessing on half of them

DiStOrTiOn · #27 04-02-2012, 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Pat-Man

lol my teachers did that shit all the time so i figured it was legal.

ahhh, the south.

It's illegal for them to teach supernatural biblical creationism too, yet southern rednecks still do it. Some of the less retarded teachers simply teach evolution using doublespeak to make it appear wildly wrong and speculative so students come to believe in magical creation myths "on their own"

gadzooks · #28 04-02-2012, 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DiStOrTiOn

It's illegal for them to teach supernatural biblical creationism too, yet southern rednecks still do it. Some of the less retarded teachers simply teach evolution using doublespeak to make it appear wildly wrong and speculative so students come to believe in magical creation myths "on their own"

L33tz · #29 04-02-2012, 03:16 AM

missed the jewish day of sabbath. and second guessed myself on zeus

Actor · #30 04-02-2012, 03:20 AM

Am I smarter than an atheist? Of course I am I don't need to take some quiz to tell me that. Theres gotta be at least one atheist out there who i'm smarter than...

Retard Synrdome · #31 04-02-2012, 03:21 AM

ITT: Faggots pathetically attempting to validate their own self-worth through petty means.

gadzooks · #32 04-02-2012, 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Actor

Am I smarter than an atheist? Of course I am I don't need to take some quiz to tell me that. I'm sure there at least one atheist out there who i'm smarter than...

i c wut u did thar

gadzooks · #33 04-02-2012, 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retard Synrdome

ITT: Faggots pathetically attempting to validate their own self-worth through petty means.

ITT:

Name's Taken · #34 04-02-2012, 03:41 AM

30 out of 32

Only got some of the ones bout American supreme court rulings wrong.

Gary Oak · #35 04-02-2012, 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dread_Lord

This proves that Atheists waste their time on bullshit.

You're an idiot. I'm an atheist, yet I believe religon is something you have to educate yourself on. You know why? Because fucking religon has a massive impact on culture.

**water bottle** · #36 04-02-2012, 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolf

Answered first one wrong, got pissed, stopped playing.

This. As an atheist I really don't care if my religious knowledge sucks. Though I will admit for general cultural knowledge a few Bible stories and general knowledge of dates and so on is helpful.

a334jv2df · #37 04-02-2012, 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gadzooks

It's funny because that actually is what evolution says...... People just think it's man = monkeys. Yea, well evolution says we all came from fucking fish. That's not really to convincing either. Much closer to the truth, definitely, but not exactly 100% convincing.

crazzyass · #38 04-02-2012, 03:54 AM

Atheist, 30/32.

DiStOrTiOn · #39 04-02-2012, 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gadzooks

basically that

"bobby, evolushion thurry sayz frogs turn into homo sapiens overnight. U believe dat? No? Gud, now go home and read what da good bible says"

Parker Brother · #40 04-02-2012, 09:45 AM

29/32, 91%. Guess I am smarter than an atheist.

It should be 30/32, though. I knew that Genesis was the first part of the Bible, but I wasn't sure if they called the sections of the bible books or chapters, so I went with "Old Testament".

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