Standard Issue Monarch Weaponry, because "FUCK you!"

[My Mom Is Dead]

Some hoodrat I know is having a birthday next week. Two things she really enjoys: Shooting my guns, and watching The Venture Bros.
Bitches love Venture Bros, I'mma get her some Venture Bros.




Questions/comments/hate all welcomed. This thing is pretty badass, I'm pretty jelly I'm giving it away, in retrospect.
It's a fully functional Maverick 88. I got ripped off buying it, as it's the older model with a single action rod, and was helluh beat up. The only reason I thought to duracoat it was because the internals were spottily coated in tan paint (wtf??? The outside was fine, WHY is there shitty spraypaint all over the inside of the reciever??????).

I honestly believe I increased the value by quite a bit with this finish. It looked like absolute crap beforehand, and was a bit rattle-y. The Duracoat tightened the tolerances inside and out, making it much more solid. It has much less rattle, looks fucking clean as hell, and cycles amazingly.
I have yet to shoot it, but I there are no foreseeable problems. This thing feels like a new gun.

[The Pat-Man]

dude that is badass you might have yourself a money making hobby.

[Infrared]

I love the PBR and empty food containers and such..."How deliciously white-trash! Mommy, I want a mullet!!"

Nice work. I bet she'll go nuts.

[My Mom Is Dead]

Originally Posted by Infrared

"How deliciously white-trash! Mommy, I want a mullet!!"

You must have missed my thread on reloading ammo. Pabst and wifebeaters galore.
I try to believe I'm a bit classy, but photographic proof betrays me.

[MAYOR]

That's what a woman would do too, paint a gun bright yellow.

[My Mom Is Dead]

And I bought it for a woman. Imagine that.

[1983]

Just be careful dude... You give a chick a nice present like that and nine months later you might get one yourself.

Usually I bitch about people painting guns but for three reasons I'm not, One it's a nice job , Two its for a chick, Three it's not pink.

Al

[aquabania]

[aquabania]

that's so fucking clean godamn.


only thing I'd say is make sure no kids are gonna be around it cause it does look like a toy.

[NamelessNom4d]

That's fucking amazing. And it does look exactly like a toy so be careful about kids.

[mizled]

Call it 'Bananarama'