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Old 05-12-2012, 11:00 AM
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Lol, internet.
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Old 05-12-2012, 11:27 AM
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lol, drunk angry bitches

my neighbor's girlfriend was screeching about how pissed she was that he didn't call her telling her that he wasn't gonna be home until late and smashed one of his front door windows in

I lol'd

anyway I'm not nearly drunk enough
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I just applied to be a paid coffee taster
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Ughhh. Anyone else ever stay in all day, don't go anywhere, the fall asleep early and wake up at like 2am when there's nothing going on and no me around? It's a super depressing feeling- I don't know why.
Yeah. You realize that the world just moves on and doesn't really give two fucks whether you're alive or dead.
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Fucking internet.
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Yeah. You realize that the world just moves on and doesn't really give two fucks whether you're alive or dead.
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Old 05-12-2012, 01:49 PM
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My buddy temporarily lost his mind on syncans last night, looking at his paystub upside down asking me shit like "what's 70 minus 12?" and trying to stick his phone charger in the ignition of his car then freaking out after trying that for at least 10 seconds because he thought his battery was dead and someone sabotaged his car
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Me and my bf are stumbling around the apartment on 20mg MXE hugging eachother, playing Kirby's Nightmare in Dreamland and Mario Kart Super Circuit on gameboys with an old Columbo episode playing in the background. Also we may have been playing pokemon cards too.
MXE = FUN
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Old 05-12-2012, 03:09 PM
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Do you even get effects at 20mg??
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who the fuck are all these people in here?
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Old 05-12-2012, 03:35 PM
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"hes pulling his goalie" is one of the greatest lines born out of that show
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Old 05-12-2012, 03:37 PM
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"hes pulling his goalie" is one of the greatest lines born out of that show
One of the greatest lines born out of Canada really, only a Canadian could come up with that.
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haha true that. fuck i love trailer park boys
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Old 05-12-2012, 04:21 PM
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On monday I can get 100 etizolam for pretty cheap.

I don't think I have the willpower to say no

Even though benzo's turn me into a dickhead and I dislike them.

But I'm all for cheap drugs.
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Old 05-12-2012, 04:23 PM
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I finally found a benzo dude
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Old 05-12-2012, 04:26 PM
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Benzo's are the drug of the devil.
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Old 05-12-2012, 04:33 PM
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I just use it to pass out lol
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Benzo's are the drug of the devil.
If someone can use them responsibly, like for amp comedowns or mellowing out a rough trip or to sleep, they're fucking awesome. Shit, even if you just take them now and then to mix with a couple drinks on one of those "fuck everybody" types of nights where you're all stretched out and just want to get completely bent.

You know how you got the whole "can't resist" situation going on because that etizolam is so cheap? Picture being able to get 90x 2 mg Xanax every 25 days for $5 flat. Six cents for a Xanax bar means you care a lot less about blasting through them like breath mints.
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Old 05-12-2012, 05:07 PM
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I'm mowin' the air, Rand
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Old 05-12-2012, 05:17 PM
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You know how you got the whole "can't resist" situation going on because that etizolam is so cheap? Picture being able to get 90x 2 mg Xanax every 25 days for $5 flat. Six cents for a Xanax bar means you care a lot less about blasting through them like breath mints.
That sounds delicious. And I was happy at 50 cents for etizolam. I think I'm guna get them anyway and then go on a week long binge, cos why the fuck not. I have little else going on right now.
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I'm about to destroy my stomach on a failed ibuprofen/codeine cwe.
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Old 05-12-2012, 06:02 PM
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I spent fucking HOURS yesterday setting up my website only to find the fucking set up was no longer supported
well I found out that the rack in my car is broken and the ball joints are shot, if you didn't see that

that really made my fucking day
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dont get me started on no goddamn ball joints
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that fucking blows, racks arent to bad to R&R you and your homie could handle that im sure. Ball joints are a PITA all their own
meh, I don't have a lift to get it high enough. ball joints I can do though


muffins, fucking move to arizona already and open a garage with me. let's restore us some classics.
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if it were not for ball joints, god would not have invented alcohol.
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Hey hab guess what, the laser school my g/f wants to go to is in AZ, oh the possibilities
DING DING

my buddy and I have been talking about opening a garage so a third hand would be great, and with all the know-how we need.



...no rust! just remember that!
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What do about a paypal theft? My buddy ordered 4aco off a lhg vendor.....dude bounced iam sure of it. Played some 5 day start up buisnessman card then come midweek stopped talking the second mail was due to arrive and never did for a handful of people.

Any retaliation or something i can do?
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Laser school sounds fuckin awesome.
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lol u guys
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