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fuel pumps inthe tank and the last assholes who changed it bent therear seat brackets. Its accessable from inside the car if you remove the back seat and the access cover.

Whats driving me nuts is it vibrate like hell due to the idle being like seriously 50rpm to low because of a dirty IAC valve.

I fixed the ac condensor fan and horn and found a matching hood and interior in a friends junk yard course im sure he'll want an arm and a dick for the parts

also a fucking place was suposed to come pick up my girls old junker neon and them niggers aint showed
i'll sell you the monte carlo.
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gimme der beat boys and free my soul


^ fuck that song
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my dads trying to sell his 98 for 2200 hasnt even had one call.
2200 is a lil high for that car, granted I dunno how many problems it currently has if any, but mine was offered for 1500 and I got it for 1200

although I'll be honest, if I get it looking cosmetically half-decent I'm gonna try and dump it on some college kid for 2K
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gimme der beat boys and free my soul


^ fuck that song
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seriously, this song has to have been written about Tucson summers
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http://worldnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news...l-loggers?lite

How do you sneak off with a tree that big?
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The park left the fallen tree at the site so that it could decompose, returning nutrients to the soil, Coste said, but since then poachers "have returned at their leisure without fear of consequence and cut up, hauled out, and taken away the tree in sections.
Fucking poachers acting like they're in a shitty third world country.
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Oh wow lol, should have read the article
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Timber is fucking expensive mangs. You ever buy those bags of logs for burning?
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"Presidente, why do you cut the trees? Trees are our friends. Do you slaughter your friends?"

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You'd think a dedicated socialist wouldn't take sides with the men who have plundered the planet's resources and people for a quick buck since the industrial revolution.
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You'd think a dedicated socialist wouldn't take sides with the men who have plundered the planet's resources and people for a quick buck since the industrial revolution.
What does that have to do with my kill quota? Besides, I'm not siding with anyone, I didn't say let private firms wantonly chop down all the trees for profit or to build a megamall.
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I feel weirdly opiated, what the fuck?

Brain drugs?
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Where's my money, ho?

Also, endorphins.
Its in my ass, come get it


Also, its badass, feels like a low dose of codeine (i took codeine last night but its been like 15 hours since i dosed)
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Might as well sell a bale, what the hell
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hey muffins

when I have the car in neutral and I go to rev it...the sound isn't constant, it makes this sort of loud "whomwhomwhomwhom" noise...the fuck is this?

it's worse when I have the car in park, for some reason. when I'm driving, it doesn't do this though.

I almost don't want to know what this could fucking be.
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Thats your rev limiter
it's doing this not with the tach even near redline though

is it supposed to?
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yup, it'll hit what we rednecks call "the stutter box" sometimes as low as 3500Rpm depending on the model.

Heres the best way to test that thats what it is;

Find a good stretch of road and floor it from a full stop, the car should get near redline before it shifts from 1st to 2nd.

Is it affecting drivability at all? Could me ignition module, I'd have to hear it run but it just sounds like rev limiter to me.
yeah, that's about the RPM it starts stuttering at.

when I floor it on empty road I can get about 1000RPM under redline before 1st shifts to 2nd.

sooo that seems to be it then, I'm just glad that it isn't something that shouldn't be there

I really wish I had a manual car these days
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it's doing this not with the tach even near redline though

is it supposed to?
Wait what about Tach?
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How do you sneak off with a tree that big?
haha awesome. i seriously doubt that nobody saw it though. to get a tree like that out of the forest you would need some serious machinery and some fucking huge skidders or cable pull set up. there is no way in hell nobody knew this was happening.


me and my roommate just got back from about a five hour bike ride. shit feels good but its not fun biking around on back roads during a long weekend. fucking cars

funny how i always bitch about bikers when im driving
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I touch down at 11:45 with a fifty pound lick and a couple hard nines.
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I've been so bored lately it's hard working midnights when all your friends have day jobs.
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I've been so bored lately it's hard working midnights when all your friends have day jobs.
Take more acid
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would anyone recommend watching prison break? I downloaded the first season.
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It's really good
Sweet, i'll give it a go then.

I was watching mad men, but i can't really seem to enjoy it, even after 3 seasons.
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lawl celebrated one of my friends' 21st tonight, she did it right & couldn't even speak english by the end of the night much less walk


hitting up the air and space museum tomorrow and then eclipse! cannot wait.
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i had the weirdest fucking dream, dreampt the feds had me wearing a wire to try to infiltrate an arms smuggling ring. shit was so vivid. I could actually feel the click when i turned the reciever on and see the red lights. There were also like spy drones flying around.

Dream, alternative realitry the future? I dont know what it was but it was as real as me sitting here typing
Have you been dabbing into your chill pills? I noticed lately kava kava, passion flower and valerian taken a few hours before sleeping give me extremely vivid and strange dreams that make no sense at all. I enjoy it and hope it continues though.
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