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Change your name to Blackie Blackerson already
If you'll change your name to target practice Ill consider it.
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If you'll change your name to target practice Ill consider it.
lol everyone knows niggers can't aim worth a damn, so okay


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Old 06-17-2012, 03:58 AM
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Dat food is calling me.
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Old 06-17-2012, 04:01 AM
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lol everyone knows niggers can't aim worth a damn, so okay


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I'm not your average nigger.

Stereotypes can get you killed.
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I'm not your average nigger.

Stereotypes can get you killed.
you're a cripple janitor. shut the fuck up.
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Old 06-17-2012, 04:06 AM
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ms. gloria made me pizza like this one time...
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Old 06-17-2012, 04:11 AM
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you're a cripple janitor. shut the fuck up.
Don't you fucking curse at me, I'll run over your feet and make you feel kinda hurt.
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Old 06-17-2012, 04:15 AM
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Don't you fucking curse at me, I'll run over your feet and make you feel kinda hurt.
lol
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ms. gloria made me pizza like this one time...
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G-L-O-R-I-A

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Old 06-17-2012, 04:42 AM
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Old 06-17-2012, 05:00 AM
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my buddy got into that shit recently. bought some crazy rig for it and everything.

i went to pick off him a week ago or so and he had me hit a few to try it out. holy shit i got fucking ripped. still love hitting my bong though
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Old 06-17-2012, 06:28 AM
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lol

cop's sitting at the intersection, all the drivers slow the fuck down, and the motherfucker is just sitting in his car reading the paper
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Old 06-17-2012, 06:41 AM
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Lol...somebody should fuck with him.
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Old 06-17-2012, 06:55 AM
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Old 06-17-2012, 07:22 AM
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Old 06-17-2012, 09:48 AM
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Old 06-17-2012, 02:48 PM
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wouldn't it be awesome if every time you farted, each fart was a green cloud?
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Old 06-17-2012, 03:16 PM
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Kenny vs Spenny marathon.

Starting S01E01.
did this the other day. you seen either of their new shows? ive heard theyre both fucking terrible.
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Old 06-17-2012, 03:23 PM
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haha shit i forgot about testees. that show is fucking old. got cancelled pretty quick i think.

fuck the sopranos. ive watched a few episodes too and its not really that great. maybe like you said i just didnt have a grasp on the show as a whole but i wasnt all that impressed compared to what people said about it.
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Old 06-17-2012, 03:46 PM
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breaking news: rodney king finally OD'ed on crack
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Old 06-17-2012, 05:20 PM
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bingo bango
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Old 06-17-2012, 05:45 PM
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Sittin sidewayz got boys in the days , blazzin the haze while the slab trunk raise , roll deep with the K's can't get caught slippin , jackers on watch when they see them fo's tippin , sippin on a 8th mix it up in two litres , creepin down the villa in the slab watchin cheaters , haters can't beat us so they put the top down , cock back the four pound ' what you wana do now ? '
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Old 06-17-2012, 05:55 PM
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House is trashed, still have not slept. Smoke will not clear out, laser burnt a hole in my wall, but I had 3 bitches in bed last night so I'd say it was all worth it.
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Old 06-17-2012, 05:59 PM
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Also, 4J this song bangs.

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Old 06-17-2012, 06:03 PM
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Which one of you motherfuckers killed Rodney King?
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Old 06-17-2012, 06:09 PM
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Dat was me bruh. You never show up to the drum circle so that was my stress relief.

Also a warning....
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Old 06-17-2012, 06:18 PM
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Wat?
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Old 06-17-2012, 06:21 PM
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Google him.

Im gonna go gank a VCR in his memory.
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What is a VCR ?
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What is a VCR ?
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and there were three kings: martin luther, don, and rodney.

martin luther was the smartest of the three. he preached peace, equality, and self-respect. he was the good king.

don was a d-bone who sprung on the wrong cat and got rickets from a stank poon on 125th street. he was a bumper pumper who turned a trick on a skeezer named geronihoe and suffered in drinking a case of natural ice while blasting diarrhea all over his crib. he was a bad king.

rodney was a pool dagger coochie ripper who was geeking on baking soda while flabstabbing some hoe in the back of a hoopdy. he did the jelly donut to the muggle trick while ahmadou diallo changed his name to i'm-a-do-what-the-cops-tell-me-to-do. he was the worst king of all.



and that's what kwanzaa is all about.
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Old 06-17-2012, 06:42 PM
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I don't even know why black people in America celebrate Kwanzaa. It's an east African holiday, and blacks here have West African heritage.
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Because it's still a lot more culturally relevant than celebrating the oppressive white man's holiday? I believe that is what you meant to say
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They've added a lot of African elements to Christmas though.
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I hope Giuseppe is a man of his word, I'm gettin REAL THIRSTY FOR THE SALTS!!!
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What, like Black Santa? Black Jesus? Naw, i think Christmas is still inextricably connected with being white and the capitalist/materialist system that black people are supposed to hate. I hate christmas, i love my family, but i don't need to buy them shit or have them buy me shit.
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