Not the actual Retarded Thraed

[Mashleshmash]

so facking bored

[The Pat-Man]

lol i can either feel my spine or a hardass tumor in my neck.

[&Zenith]

Hard ass spinal tumor maybe?

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

I need to start rappin.

[Midnight Sun]

http://tucson.craigslist.org/cto/3052222213.html

would buy. in 2 seconds.

[reject]

Originally Posted by 1337

Well obviously at 2:30am it's unimportant, when there are no clinics open.

You're fuckin' up bro. Like worse than LSD fuckin' up.

Weed Smokers cool and just needs help, LSD is just a fuckin idiot.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

Fuck no I'm not 'cool.' Dude. lol.

But um, I do need help but the only thing anyone is sellin these days is AA shit and I've TRIED it and it is really B.S. Idk, I guess maybe one day I'll get desp. enough to pray to nothing for help and fuckin write nightlies make amends to assholes and tell some faggit my secrets. Sad thing is I've done it all, doesn't work.

Everybody in AA says: you gottta dooo something. Like what. Go to meetings, work the steps, carry the message. Pray. Really. Ya what if I'm doing all that good shit and I just feel like getting fuckin' spun one day and jerking off for hours. Whats gonna stop me.

45 minutes till i can go get some more shit, be all even more stupid when my mom shows up at Noon.. just look at me and her heart might stop. man. you stupid mane...

[&Zenith]

How about a hobby?

[Midnight Sun]

Originally Posted by Weed Smoker

Ya what if I'm doing all that good shit and I just feel like getting fuckin' spun one day and jerking off for hours. Whats gonna stop me.

it's called willpower brah, clearly you have none.

even these days I'm doing all this good shit and once in a while I feel like getting fuckin' spun and jerking off all night but I don't act on that.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

Originally Posted by Midnight Sun

it's called willpower brah, clearly you have none.

even these days I'm doing all this good shit and once in a while I feel like getting fuckin' spun and jerking off all night but I don't act on that.

This is true. I don't have this quality, imagined or otherwise called willpower. I don't wannnnaaaa "control and enjoy" my usage, 'control' and 'enjoy' are mutually exclusive for me. drinking/smokin bud are cool but NOT FUN... I wanna get all nasty and perverted. And UGHHH. I gotta pee.

and a hobby zenith.............. not to WAH WAH but I used to love videogames and as SOON as I smoked weed for the first time... i out grew em. Played sports for a while, Didn't like em (wasnt good at all) etc etc mang. Idk.

[Midnight Sun]

Originally Posted by Weed Smoker

This is true. I don't have this quality, imagined or otherwise called willpower. I don't wannnnaaaa "control and enjoy" my usage, 'control' and 'enjoy' are mutually exclusive for me. drinking/smokin bud are cool but NOT FUN... I wanna get all nasty and perverted. And UGHHH. I gotta pee.

and a hobby zenith.............. not to WAH WAH but I used to love videogames and as SOON as I smoked weed for the first time... i out grew em. Played sports for a while, Didn't like em (wasnt good at all) etc etc mang. Idk.

well, we got a lost cause here

[Jesus Stamos]

You know they say karma doesn't exist, but I'm going to love hearing you bitch about how some huge pissed off faggot broke your asshole. Hopefully it'll be so torn it'll get infected and your hep c will be far enough along so that you can't fight it off. Then you will be the only person I know that will have literally died of butthurt.

[1337]

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

Originally Posted by John Stamos

You know they say karma doesn't exist, but I'm going to love hearing you bitch about how some huge pissed off faggot broke your asshole. Hopefully it'll be so torn it'll get infected and your hep c will be far enough along so that you can't fight it off. Then you will be the only person I know that will have literally died of butthurt.

o ya karma exists. conceptually. really it's just more of a ............ thing that happens.

y does like, in 35 min the bus comes itll take an hr to get t othe spot then i dont even KNOW if anyonell be there MEANWHILE I could save my $ and get sum sleep, see my mom tomorrow and have a good day YET, this porn just looks so good I have to stay up and take the shot cuz itll feel sooooo good. IDK. porn/sex = meh sober now, RUINED DAT TOO. Good night fellas. I hope. I've officially found my kryptonite. next time i check into rehab my DOC will be "meth" and not "errything." DRRREEEEEAR GOD, SAVE ME. IM TOO DRUNK TO SLEEP.

[reject]

Go on holiday or get away for a week or 2, something to break the routine and have a break.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

Originally Posted by reject

Go on holiday or get away for a week or 2, something to break the routine and have a break.

I am gonna go to Panama for a while man.......

snort some puro and somehow create the same problems for myself in a 3rd world country all FUCKED up stayin with family.

go and have sex with women like this.. and still be all strung out. and on here at night like "WAT DO I DO I GOT A HOE IN MY BED IM IN LOVE MAN I GOT THIS COKE MAN AND I CANT STOP!" from a 3rd world country. Fuck it mane, let's do it. tsss, i'll be able to buy DIAZE-PANG otc so i can get even more addicted to durgs. sounds good. i'm gonna be a fucking amazing AA member one day, people are gonna come out to hear my story and how i turned it all around with just a simple book..

[reject]

Come to Amsterdam with me and Fubi.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

bet....... when....... i need to hit a dip ASAP..........

time to go out and act bad for skrilla... ;/ dumb ass..

[1337]

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

Lol they all have 1 thing rong with em down there.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

You guys almost got a whole nother dope whore story, complete with pics.. I met this girl she looked 12, with braces, SO HOT... anyway she had a boyfriend and track marks and does heroin and i was totally feeling on her perfect skinny ass legs and getting a boner. she had an ass like a 10 year old boy i wanted to eaaat that ass hole for a good day,, OH and she was 21 so that set up the conversation well, for my inappropriate stroking of her smooth tanned legs fuck she was BAAAAAAAD MAN i shoulda MMM i dunno.. Drama with junkie women tho.. Sick people attract sick people, yo...

we had a good talk about dope though, she's been out mooching off different dudes since she was 15.. I said "There's something fun, good about this life right?" She said "No." I said, "so you wanna be clean?" and she said "No." then I stared at her perrrrfect feet the whole time she was tellin me about her life, looked up and said:

"you wanna hear something weird?"
what?
and i was all "You look like my step sister did when she was 12 and that's the woman i wanna fuck more than anything." And she was all "Wow, that is pretty sick." Then before she was getting off i leaned in to give her a kiss then i was like "MAN, STOP TRIPPIN." and played it off. and she gave mer her number. I'll never call....... I'm scared of her boyfriend coming over. K. Done. Thanks. Time to jaaack offf on druuugs!!

e=Ok Im textin her now, askin her if she wants to cuddle with me so i can massage out her dopesickness. and we can take a bath, and i can wake up with my roomies Xbox and shit gone..

god i wanted to pop those toes in my mouth but NAH.....

PS- THIS ALL ENDS TODAY... Or tomorrow maybe... I called my sponsor and told him I had enough! AA SAVES THE DAY.. not Well ill give it 1000% this time and tell u guys if it works? ha...

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

I'll check back in 8 hours when I bust a load. Please, someone acknowledge the fact that I have pimp game so smoov, smelling like a pound of dro mixed with BO and all....... all bagged eyes and STILL pulled a junkies number.

God man, I had no idea junkie hoes could be so fine. I will get her over here and snap pics, so when YOU GUYS get geeked up you can pretend its CP.. she doesnt look a day older than 12. and i want her BADDD.

[jheit8]

Originally Posted by Weed Smoker

You guys almost got a whole nother dope whore story, complete with pics.. I met this girl she looked 12, with braces, SO HOT... anyway she had a boyfriend and track marks and does heroin and i was totally feeling on her perfect skinny ass legs and getting a boner. she had an ass like a 10 year old boy i wanted to eaaat that ass hole for a good day,, OH and she was 21 so that set up the conversation well, for my inappropriate stroking of her smooth tanned legs fuck she was BAAAAAAAD MAN i shoulda MMM i dunno.. Drama with junkie women tho.. Sick people attract sick people, yo...

we had a good talk about dope though, she's been out mooching off different dudes since she was 15.. I said "There's something fun, good about this life right?" She said "No." I said, "so you wanna be clean?" and she said "No." then I stared at her perrrrfect feet the whole time she was tellin me about her life, looked up and said:

"you wanna hear something weird?"
what?
and i was all "You look like my step sister did when she was 12 and that's the woman i wanna fuck more than anything." And she was all "Wow, that is pretty sick." Then before she was getting off i leaned in to give her a kiss then i was like "MAN, STOP TRIPPIN." and played it off. and she gave mer her number. I'll never call....... I'm scared of her boyfriend coming over. K. Done. Thanks. Time to jaaack offf on druuugs!!

e=Ok Im textin her now, askin her if she wants to cuddle with me so i can massage out her dopesickness. and we can take a bath, and i can wake up with my roomies Xbox and shit gone..

god i wanted to pop those toes in my mouth but NAH.....

PS- THIS ALL ENDS TODAY... Or tomorrow maybe... I called my sponsor and told him I had enough! AA SAVES THE DAY.. not Well ill give it 1000% this time and tell u guys if it works? ha...

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

hey man she bummed me a cig since i haven't smoked in 3 days... she's at least 15. the younger the BETTER nigga, (no pedo) but yeah it would be sweet if she was 15 and I banged her.

but back to my true love.



You guys have NO IDEA.. i mean NO IDEA.. i mean NO.. IDEA.. what i'd do for that for 1 night.

big ol half oz of butylone, bottle of viagra and just go bezerk. really man. i love this woman and she doesn't even know me.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

Porno fantasy world is where I should have stayed with the stims. I'd be a lot better off now. GOOD GOD this porn is amazing man.. I want uhh.. lemme find her #.. Caitlin... all written like a fuckin high school girl. She's out there fucking SUFFERING MAN.. drugs are bad..... I quit tomorrow like I said nigga.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

Hey this is that tweaker dude you met at the bus stop that you wanted to fuck you.. you should come over and cuddle

Just lemme give you a massage.. All day.. Fuck your boyfriend stay with me baby..

verbatim texts. her phone was dead lets see what she says when she gets back home. HAHA im so happy again, life is funnnnyyy and im gettin soberrr tomorrow yaaaa


Guiz.. when my roommate leaves for work, im sneakin in her room and huntin for nudes on her macbook! all hoes with macbook take nude shots, even for themselves to look at. man im finna POOST EM too, BAHAHA!

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

*begins to rap between intervals of porn*

THE WORLD IS SO COLD,
BUT IM JUST CHILLIN, DODODODODO

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

best part about having a foot fetish: some extra factor to look for on the hunt for that perfect video..

[reject]

Does anyone else think Weed Smoker is LSD's tweeker alter ego?

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

best part about stims... you start making fake deals with the devil, like, you let me have 1 night with Lisa Ann, and I will murder all 3 my toddler half-siblings in cold blood. i swear.. i'd DO IT NOW.. if the kids were here, and she was here, in a heart beat. i'd ask lisa ann if she wanted them tortured or killed cleanly. and i'd do anything she said....... for one night. really. anywhere. in an alley somewhere... preferably somewhere grimy.. sleep it off and worry about prison or killing myself in the morning.. thats why i make such poor decisions, i need pleasaaa now

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

now my STEP SISTER circa age 14.. well, i'd fucking sell my soul and murder everyone she asked me to. god i jerked off so hard to that ass in her little slut shorts prancing around like DAMN how unfair is that. i used to peep under the door crack to try and see her changing then ONE DAY 2 years later.., i got on her mac went in her rcycle bin and HIT THE FUCKING JACKPOT. so incredible to FINALLY see the girl you've been lusting over for years but CANT EVER GET naked like.. in 15 DIRTY ass nudes. her pussy was UGLY but omg I'd eat it. tight butthole. perfect 90 lb body. perfeeeeeeeeeection. like a virgin, cept NOT. she has some life changing disease where she cant grow hair (yep.. NO HAIR ANYWHERE.. that pussy is PERFECT) and can't get preggers.. and can't really gain weight. so basically.. every mans dream. or pedos.. god i wanna FUCKIN DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO HER..

OMG. i wanna fuck her so bad.. even today, she's 18 and legal blah but that skinny little body still looks like she's 12 but shes got tits and an ass and ive seeeen em and she doesn't knooow hahaaa i even posted the pics on motherless and i dont KNOW WHAT I NAMED EM. i wish i still had em every time i busted a huge load to those pics i got all paranoid and deleted em.

Those were like, the holy grail of fappage. i just wanted to fuckin black mail her so bad with those but i never was on meth like this when i lived at home or believe i would have... i had a dream about that little slut last night like OMG... i need pix... fuck, im about to hunt motherless for some shit i posted under like "18 year old hot slut" or something SO GENERIC..

OK, back to whackin..

you know what, I might call my step sis today demanding nudes. sounds like a good idea. like, i'll share of course.. and you guys can imagine living with this girl walking around with her toned ass body all fucking wearing NOTHING BENDING OVER TO PICK SHIT UP FUCK she knew what she was doing.. to her step bro. mm i bet she.. GOD MAN .... i bet i could have taken her one night...... that night she was 13 and i caught her sneaking back in the house at 3 am on a school night. yep. coulda totally made her do whatever i wanted. she was so scared i'd tell her dad.. i shoulda had GAME when i was 15, wtf. i woulda been all like.. well.. blah, come tell your daddy how good this tastes and WHIPPED OUT MY COCK. God damn I missed out. why haven't i been a tweaker longer. I really have missed out. i should have done this for a few years before it stopped being cute. STOP TALKIN TO YOURSELF, MAN. FUCK. OK back to porn land.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

nothins cuttin it but the thought of her. man i know its on motherless somewhere.. i'm gonna find it and share pics of semi-wincest... if its the last thing i do.

Its hopeless. i am gonna text her and confess to all the creepy shit i did like jack off into her period blood stained panties while smoking crack..... WAAAH, back in the day..


maybe she'll be like OMG LETS FUCK! IMA DRIVE DOWN 4 HOURS JUST TO FUCK U LOLZ and i'd be like awwwwwwwwright

while we're at it.. "let's film it and put it online ya and lemme bring you alll my graduation money just for fulfilling the fantasy i've had for so long.." oh and lemme give you a footjob all day long today. cuz you're the best step brother ever!

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

ok fake deal with the devil #2039302,

i get unlimited amounts of butylone, a scummy motel room rented out for life, a reliable computer.. food delivered once a week.. and i agree to:

a.) never see my family again
b.) never have a single dollar again.
c.) never ever have sex again.
d.) NEVER TALK TO ANYBODY AGAIN!
e.) Will add terms if needed.
f.) k, will spend eternity in hell
g.) also, throw in a lifetime supply of vaseline


signed,

WS

MAN WHERES SATAN he needs to make shit happen i'm tryin to sell a soul here!!

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

just texted step sis who i haven't seen in months at 10 am "Hey send a sexy pic." figure it'll be easy enough to play off.

[shopping cart for brains]

jesus christ dude, just go out hard
death by cop

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

2 lubed up to type it all out but basically OMG i can never see her again.


my step sis that is. i said basically "I found nudes of u on the internet an ex must've posted them.. i jacked off. i've been guilty about it for months" she was all "It probably wasn't me." and i said "it was in your room"

and i just had to pile on the (these i'll type verbatim

"and you were doggy style" "Wow you're sexy." "I guess I can say that now that i'll prolly never see you again."

"we should of fucked when we were younger. i think."

"Got a pic? Loool."

Jeez, what would YOU think if your step bro started hittin you up out of the blue like this.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

*****, just text some other girl this is awkward haha

"sorry i've wanted you since you turned 14.. you know you used to tease me.. now just 1 pic..."

[reject]

He's guna end up on some type of sex offenders register.

[shopping cart for brains]

are you just texting her all those batshit crazy messages without her even responding?

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

no i'm just sending like 3-4 messages for each of hers. i got a couple replies hold up..

i asked for that pic and she said "no im your step sister keep it to yourself text someone else maybe she will send you a pic"

i said "wow im bein retarded." she was like "Lolll you're stupid" and i said

just send me a regular pic. and shes like "NO WHY" and im like "so i can see you real quick and see if im just imagining or if ur really all that"

before her response i say:
"did you used to tease me when we were younger like bending over uuuuuugh i hate you for that. it was so unfair."

she says "Nooo? Lmao I never teased you"

i said "But you had to know I wanted to fuck." she says "***** stop keep the rest to yourself for real text another girl. I'm your step sister thats gross."