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MOOFINS I SEE YOU


get the g/f to go to that beauty school in Chandler or wherever in AZ already and let's get that garage going
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Old 07-20-2012, 10:50 PM
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http://tucson.craigslist.org/cto/3109974715.html

something like this to start
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Old 07-20-2012, 11:37 PM
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Oh man. I wish i had the cash to head out there and put her through that class so you and i could get goin
if motherfucking Error can do it you sure as hell can. get your hustle goin.


oh and PS I just got paid, standing by for the end of the month bills and then I'll see about what we PM'ed about
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Old 07-21-2012, 12:09 AM
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Niggers.
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Old 07-21-2012, 12:12 AM
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Old 07-21-2012, 12:27 AM
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lolol a monsoon thunderclap sent a whole bunch of car alarms off
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Old 07-21-2012, 01:05 AM
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Old 07-21-2012, 01:23 AM
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All I care about is money in the city where I'm from, I'ma sip until I feel it, I'ma smoke until it's done, I don't really give a fuck and my excuse is that I'm young, and I'm only gettin older somebody shoulda told ya I'm on one...
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Old 07-21-2012, 01:26 AM
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Old 07-21-2012, 01:33 AM
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suck my dick you fucking chink LOL
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Old 07-21-2012, 01:36 AM
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jheit is a welshie sheep fucker, not a chink.
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Old 07-21-2012, 01:40 AM
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I might have to pass on that thing, had some unexpected shit like a 300 light bill
jesus christ my last electric bill was 130 and I thought that was bad
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Old 07-21-2012, 01:50 AM
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suck my dick you fucking chink LOL
Pics? I can't suck something I can't see
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Old 07-21-2012, 01:52 AM
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lmfao fucking gook piece of shit
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uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuu
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:28 AM
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ufck you all and your mothers
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:40 AM
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MUHFFINS

Lil Wayne - Paradise - YouTube


ponder this on some MXE and 30 drinxrs

sometimes we try to find a road to the riches
need roadside assistance
blisters on my knees
from beggin for forgiveness
Ain't no dollars on my trees, but mileage on my feet,
'Cause I been climbing to the peak ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,and running from the bullshit.
I'm tired of playin the same song, who told the DJ bring it back?
Dead presidentsm bullet in Abraham Lincoln hat!
Staring at big poster - I swear that he be winkin' back.
Cut school; sell crack. Sorry I'm just thinking back!
Call me crazy, I've been called worse.
It's like I have it all, but what's it all worth?
I'm probably better in my afterlife.
I should cherish life, but this ain't paradise.

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Old 07-21-2012, 05:13 AM
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Weed smoker is the only living person that could ever possibly find meaning in a lil boosie song, i personally think its quite beautiful.

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Old 07-21-2012, 05:20 AM
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i am a beautiful man. i was wearing a beanie and looking at myself in the mirror and i could easily be a sex symbol. i am gonna start rapping for real.
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Old 07-21-2012, 05:21 AM
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ive been drinking since 8 in the fucking mornning. it was a hood day as i predicted.
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Old 07-21-2012, 05:58 AM
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Oh man. I wish i had the cash to head out there and put her through that class so you and i could get goin
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if motherfucking Error can do it you sure as hell can. get your hustle goin.


oh and PS I just got paid, standing by for the end of the month bills and then I'll see about what we PM'ed about
Suck a fat dick nigguh

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Summer in the south sucks big fat dick. I'm expecting next months to prolly be in the 400-500 range since we had like two weeks of over 100 degree heat. I also am subject to the company with the highest rates in my state.
Idk.... expenses up there dont translate equally to this area so this place could be a dream compared to what you are doing now and getting by roughly. Even apartments themselves are all recently built townhouse type developments so they arent some run down victorian house like most of the east coast and south will have and they run for some seriously fucking decent prices. A/c or central air units included all you gotta pay for on its behalf is the electric.... etc etc idk

Where iam at now is 3 bedroom two bath, two stories, hardword floors, 9 foot ceilings, came with free a/c and free dishwasher/ microwave and the rents only 900 a month. Its a great place man

Also the heats so tolerable, it isnt our understanding of hot. Theres no swampy feelings, no humidity. It's perfectly ok permitting your not standing in direct sunlight for extended periods of time.
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Old 07-21-2012, 06:50 AM
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Mami, I fucks wit you borderline stuck wit you
I roll up, hit the airport and stunt wit you
Count all this bread, maybe split a cut wit you
No respect for niggas who smoke blunts wit you...
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Old 07-21-2012, 07:35 AM
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Imma move in with Erorr.
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Old 07-21-2012, 08:58 AM
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Summer in the south sucks big fat dick. I'm expecting next months to prolly be in the 400-500 range since we had like two weeks of over 100 degree heat. I also am subject to the company with the highest rates in my state.
what the FUCK it's over 100 every day here and STILL with the A/C at 75 it shouldn't go over 150

shit one of my coworkers keeps his A/C at 70 and his bills avg 200 in summer.

I'm tellin ya dude, pack your shit and move

cheap living + garage + some jwh legality = shit's on point
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Old 07-21-2012, 09:22 AM
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Can y'all niggas touch y'alls dicks to your own asshole?
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Old 07-21-2012, 09:26 AM
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Then go fuck yourselves!
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mpersandzenith: not enough.
[2:08 AM] turboneger123: for years
[2:09 AM] ampersandzenith: i've smoked pencil paint in the pursuit of high
[2:09 AM] turboneger123: Haven't we all.
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Summer in the south sucks big fat dick. I'm expecting next months to prolly be in the 400-500 range since we had like two weeks of over 100 degree heat. I also am subject to the company with the highest rates in my state.
yea its bad mang im getting swamp ass walking outside for a cigarette.
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Old 07-21-2012, 12:33 PM
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Semi-nodding to this.
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Feels amazing actually. Just woke up from an unusually good nights sleep, went outside in the warm summer weather to buy some fruit juice and snacks(raisins, roasted salty peanutes and honey roasted peanuts, it is orgasmic), came back home and brewed myself a delicious cup of coffee and rearranged my apartment so that my bed and couch are up against eachother forming a massive fort full of pillows and blankets. Then I smoked some delicious brown smack and closed my eyes and hey presto, good feelings everywhere. Now to play Guild Wars 2 and get all tweaked out on coffee to prevent myself from dosing off.

Good summer to you fine gentlemen and classy women of zoklet <3
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Old 07-21-2012, 01:01 PM
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I just said hello to Sir Patrick Stewart
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I just talked to Comrade Tachosomoza.
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I just said hello to Sir Patrick Stewart
nuh uh
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Old 07-21-2012, 01:23 PM
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Uh huh. Celebrity race this afternoon. Also walked past a few other lesser celebs.

But god damn Patrick Stewart.
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Old 07-21-2012, 01:25 PM
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yea thats pretty cool, you should have facepalmed
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If I see him again I will. They're swanning about in my area, I'm in the vip bit.
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Yea I just walked past Patrick on the stairs and facepalmed.
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Old 07-21-2012, 02:48 PM
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it's fucking patrick swayze and raveen
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so fucking hungover
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smoke kush all day and pop painkillers, fuck who don't understand that's what the game did us..
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Holy shit Sir Patrick just did a rl facepalm!

Ok he might have been wiping his mouth, but it's as close to a genuine Paddy fp any of us will ever see.
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