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Old 04-07-2012, 03:15 PM
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Seems she would have brain damage. But maybe since the brain was not filled with any knowledge.....

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Girl Born Without Blood Called ‘Medical Miracle’
April 5, 2012 , by Holly Lebowitz Rossi

Six-month-old British baby Olivia Norton is being called “a medical miracle” for surviving after being born with virtually no blood. Parentdish.co.uk reports:

The six-month-old little girl was born completely white because she had such a low count of haemoglobin – the chemical which carries oxygen in red blood cells – that it could not officially be classed as ‘blood’.

She was given less than two hours to live but survived thanks to emergency transfusions which transformed her into a glowing healthy pink colour.

Olivia’s mum Louise Bearman, 31, a barrister’s clerk, told of her shock at giving birth to a ‘ghost white’ baby whose condition was so rare she will now feature in medical text books.
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What the hell?

It's the fucking AntiChrist.
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Clearly, God has created this girl to show us his mercy.
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Thus begins the newest series of Ann Rice novels.
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Thus begins the newest series of Ann Rice novels.
Not unless the baby somehow magically ages to the point where it's sort of okay for one her weep-y, gay vampires to bone it. Or something.
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Awww, lewk at the li'ul bayby, arenchu cyoot.
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Default Re: Girl Born Without Blood Called ‘Medical Miracle’

So is this bloodless brat going to need transfusions forever? Sounds like letting it die would have been the merciful thing to do, although medicine has seldom need of considerations of mercy.
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Evolutionary failure. Don't save it you goddamn jews, kill it.
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So is this bloodless brat going to need transfusions forever? Sounds like letting it die would have been the merciful thing to do, although medicine has seldom need of considerations of mercy.
yes it will

An adult person's body can make enough blood to give to the baby periodically. One of her parents will probably have to give up blood for the baby every 4 weeks at least
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I'm surprised the brittish media didnt criticize the baby for being racist because she's "too white".
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Evolutionary failure. Don't save it you goddamn jews, kill it.
unfortunately you're right. in 200 years every baby born will have massive problems because of this sort of thing.
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unfortunately you're right. in 200 years every baby born will have massive problems because of this sort of thing.
The cure for hemophilia is a razor blade.
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The cure for hemophilia is a razor blade.
Really now? I'd have sworn it involved a secluded room with broken glass, super glue, and the lack of foot protection.
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Default Re: Girl Born Without Blood Called ‘Medical Miracle’

What an awful headline. The baby did have blood, but she 'just' had an extreme case of anemia. But hey, "Baby born with extreme case of anemia" just doesn't have the same ring to it, huh? Sensationalist bullshit. It's like saying "well, there ain't no sugar in this herpaderpadrink, so it ain't no herpaderpadrink!".

What's next? Declaring she isn't human because, well, humans have a big amount of hemoglobin. She doesn't. So she doesn't classify as human.

Goddamn motherfucking media. Less sensation, more content, more quality.
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On the plus side - she'll probably have easy periods later in life.
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On the plus side - she'll probably have easy periods later in life.
Or alternatively have a risk of death every month because she can't replace the blood.
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