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Old 04-10-2012, 04:39 AM
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Turn your food stamps into cash:

1. Obtain a receipt from a grocery store. The receipt should be from a person who paid in cash. You can get them by either asking a friend for his or looking around the store parking lot and in the trashcans.

2. Make a shopping list that contains all of the non-perishable items from the receipt and then buy those items with your food stamps.

3. Return those items with the cash receipt. At places like wal-mart you dont need a receipt if you want something in that wal-mart that you can't buy with food stamps, like cigarettes or something. There you can just buy an item(s) with your food stamps that costs around the price of the thing that you want, and return it without a receipt for store credit. Take note that wal-mart will only give you store credit if you don't have a receipt and that they will only do a return w/o a receipt if it is under $80.


This is the nigger method, but it does work really well:

1. Buy case of bottled water ($3-4, 24 pk), soda($4-6 12 pk), and chips. (You can go big time and get hamburgers and hot dogs, be creative)
2. Read your newspaper and find out about big events in the area like pro sports games and festivals.
3. Set up your cooler/ umbrella/ lawn chair/ radio at the event, and sell the shit. It's pretty fun to hang out at things like that and you get paid to do it.


If you're desperate you can also just see someone that looks pretty cool in line and get in that line. If you offer to pay for his groceries with your stamps and ask that he only give you like 60-70% of what you paid to you, he'll most likely go for it (only try on cooler, younger people, or black people. Basically just look for people who would smoke pot.This means that they already regularly break the law and will be more willing to accept your offer. It is a crime after all and older people will not go for it and will sometimes even report you)

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Old 04-10-2012, 06:33 AM
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this will work but most of the people who want money here wont ever take action theyre just lazy bums who will always be poor.
this method is legit though, id try it if i had food stamps.
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Old 04-10-2012, 06:52 AM
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awesome thanks!!! might save my life wen i need 2 buy TP or sumtn an cant manage 2 get tha cash up.
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Old 04-10-2012, 07:09 AM
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Why not find a receipt with a higher priced item on it, steal it, and return it for cash? Then my food stamps can be used for food.
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Old 04-10-2012, 08:13 PM
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Why not find a receipt with a higher priced item on it, steal it, and return it for cash? Then my food stamps can be used for food.
Because this way you dont risk going to jail for stealing a high priced item....
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Old 04-11-2012, 02:33 AM
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Question Re: Food stamps into cash

Does walmart ask for ID when returning without reciept?
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Old 04-11-2012, 02:39 AM
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Yes.
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Old 04-11-2012, 02:52 AM
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can an unemployed adult who lives at their mom's house get food stamps? dunno how it works

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Old 04-11-2012, 02:56 AM
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Depends on income and assets of the family.
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Old 04-11-2012, 03:07 AM
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I get $200 in food stamps each month. The effort required to do this, just to convert $200 of food stamps into $200 cash, could be put into making $200+ by doing other things.
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Old 04-11-2012, 03:10 AM
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or you can just go shopping with your mom and have her pay you cash for the groceries you bought that she was going to buy anyway.
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Old 04-11-2012, 03:15 AM
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I'd rather use my food stamps to buy homeless people food.
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Interesting thread.
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