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Old 04-13-2012, 03:47 AM
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Default Side Effects of Eating the Pussy

I love to eat the pussy... blah blah blah

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is it possible for the vaginal flora (bacteria) to fuck up the ecosystem of your mouth? I always feel weird / taste different for a few days after I do this. Cervical fluid is thick and salty as fuck.
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Old 04-13-2012, 03:51 AM
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"You are what you eat."

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"You are what you eat."

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there aren't any side effects that i know of, but is it possible this girl has an STD you (or she) isn't aware of? you can transmit gonorrhea through oral sex.
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Old 04-13-2012, 04:00 AM
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Side effects include nausea, heartburn, diarrhea, and stroke. Ask your doctor if eating pussy is right for you.
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Side effects include nausea, heartburn, diarrhea, and stroke. Ask your doctor if eating pussy is right for you.
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Side effects include being really bored and having a slightly off taste in your mouth.
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Old 04-13-2012, 04:05 AM
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Old 04-13-2012, 04:07 AM
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Got a mouthful of that "when's the last time this bitch washed herself" taste didja?

Listerine that clam for a cool minty taste.

Listerine, Not just something Indians drink.

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Old 04-13-2012, 04:08 AM
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Depends on the pussy. I imagine there'd be some initial effects of her vaginal flora on your mouth after the first time you go down on her, but I'd think after a short time your body would have built a resistance and that same flora would be present in your mouth. But this is hypothetical.

Some pussies are nice and some pussies are rank. If it smells awful, she probably has some infection. Diet also effects pussy juice.
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I read about developing throat cancer if the girl is not the cleanest or worse she has STD's/worts/shit
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Old 04-13-2012, 04:20 AM
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When your doin that put a vibrator under your tongue, then fuck her in the ass.

Side affects include having the bitch hit you up constantly.
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Depends on the pussy. I imagine there'd be some initial effects of her vaginal flora on your mouth after the first time you go down on her, but I'd think after a short time your body would have built a resistance and that same flora would be present in your mouth. But this is hypothetical.

Some pussies are nice and some pussies are rank. If it smells awful, she probably has some infection. Diet also effects pussy juice.
this.

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Old 04-13-2012, 05:29 AM
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lol

i never understood why anyone enjoys this
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Old 04-13-2012, 05:58 AM
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I read about developing throat cancer if the girl is not the cleanest or worse she has STD's/worts/shit
I wouldn't be surprised. Somewhere around 25% of cancers are caused by viruses fuckin with DNA
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Old 04-13-2012, 06:08 AM
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I read about developing throat cancer if the girl is not the cleanest or worse she has STD's/worts/shit
Yeah if she has HPV you can get throat cancer

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lol

i never understood why anyone enjoys this
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Old 04-13-2012, 08:38 AM
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lol

i never understood why anyone enjoys this
Homosexuals generally don't.
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Old 04-13-2012, 07:44 PM
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I really don't enjoy eating pussy. What is there to enjoy about it? Maybe you enjoy what it gets you afterwards or whatever but the actual act of it? I find that most people who claim to like eating pussy just haven't been with a girl in a while. For me I like to do it to a girl the first few times I hookup with them then after that it looses its novelty quickly.
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Old 04-13-2012, 08:27 PM
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A persistent boner.
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Old 04-13-2012, 08:35 PM
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That's because you're doing it wrong. It never gets old when the girl you are doing this on is writhing and moaning at your lips.

Most of you guys are idiots in this thread.

The natural bacteria that helps create a PH balance in a healthy vagina is not going to affect your mouth. We have digestive enzymes in our saliva, as well as natural bacteria specific to oral health. If anything, your dirty mouth is going to do more to mess up how clean her snatch is; not the other way around.
Trust me been there done that. Id rather just fuck her brains out feels good for me too. Like I understand that eating them out feels better for them but I dont care too much.
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Old 04-13-2012, 08:43 PM
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Old 04-13-2012, 09:16 PM
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Default Re: Side Effects of Eating the Pussy

Side effects may include

Lightheadedness
Narcotic feeling
Increased libido
Vasodilation of the penis
Increased heart rate
Convulsions
Increased sensibility of the penis and/or the feeling it will explode unless it is dipped in something moist and warm
Intense physical activity
A cigarette
A sandwich
General physical fatigue
The want for a second serving.

*medical sources not certified.
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Side effects include a sore jaw, pussy breath and problems breathing.
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Old 04-13-2012, 10:40 PM
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Old 04-14-2012, 12:35 AM
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Yeah, I imagine that most straight guys who don't like eating pussy just haven't come across a good pussy. They aren't to blame; most women actually have fairly poor diets and bad hygiene when it comes to their cooches. Fuck, a lot of young women try to avoid touching their vulvas all together.

If women stopped drinking so much coffee and properly washed their cooches, and if they could fucking learn to enjoy sexual stimulation every once in a while, I think more guys would enjoy going down on them.

By the way, unless the vagina is overrun by bacteria or fungus, there should only be a slight characteristic musky smell which is due to a scent which is naturally secreted by the body. Sometimes there's no smell at all, which means you've got yourself a prize pussy.
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I could never fuck with a man who didn't enjoy & crave eating pussy. I've been with Mt husband for almost 13 years & I still can't keep him out of my pussy. He has always said if he can bottle up the scent he would. But the feelings are more than mutual because to this day I'd still suck his dick daily if I am able too.
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I love eating pussy. Really. Nothing gets me harder than the thought of burying my face in a ladies cunt. They enjoy it a lot, too - so, hey! Everyone is happy!
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My frenulum gets a bit sore after eating out some pussy, other than that, can't think of any side effects.
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I love to eat the pussy... blah blah blah

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is it possible for the vaginal flora (bacteria) to fuck up the ecosystem of your mouth? I always feel weird / taste different for a few days after I do this. Cervical fluid is thick and salty as fuck.
sore throat
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Trust me been there done that. Id rather just fuck her brains out feels good for me too. Like I understand that eating them out feels better for them but I dont care too much.
i would refrain from saying that around any girl you might be fucking - it's a surefire way to make sure she won't go down on you ever again.
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Yeah, I hate how my tongue gets sore though. Fortunately, I learned that my girlfriend likes it better when I "flatten" my tongue rather than point it straight out, so that makes things a little easier.
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i would refrain from saying that around any girl you might be fucking - it's a surefire way to make sure she won't go down on you ever again.
Lol I'm laying next to her now. She says she one of the rare ones that prefers and get off better from vaginal stimulation to clitoral so she doesn't mind. Once in a while is nice but on a often basis it isnt necessary.
 

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