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Old 04-14-2012, 09:17 AM
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http://efukt.com/20985_14_Incher_Cau...a_To_Quit.html

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Old 04-14-2012, 09:21 AM
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now she has aids
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Old 04-14-2012, 09:23 AM
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I'm calling bullshit. The world's biggest penis is only 13.5 inches, a guinness book world record held by Jonah Falcon.
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Old 04-14-2012, 09:25 AM
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I'm calling bullshit. The worldest biggest penis is only 13.5 inches, a guinness book world record held by Jonah Falcon.
that guy must feel proud of himself
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Old 04-14-2012, 09:28 AM
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that guy must feel proud of himself
I sure would be...Apparently, he can't hold a job for shit either, LOL!

Interview from The Daily Show:
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tu...on-needs-a-job
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Old 04-14-2012, 08:08 PM
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im guessing it was just a rough guess
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Old 04-14-2012, 08:16 PM
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Having a 14 inch dick would be such a terrible burden. You wouldn't be able to have sex without hurting the fuck out of the girl, and just imagine walking around with a boner having everyone stare at you. I'm satisfied with my non-mutant penis.
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Old 04-14-2012, 08:19 PM
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I sure would be...Apparently, he can't hold a job for shit either, LOL!

Interview from The Daily Show:
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Old 04-14-2012, 09:00 PM
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Having a 14 inch dick would be such a terrible burden. You wouldn't be able to have sex without hurting the fuck out of the girl, and just imagine walking around with a boner having everyone stare at you. I'm satisfied with my non-mutant penis.
the most you can hope for is a kind of half-semi too.
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I have nothing to add - as my penis is only slightly above average in size. But, I like girls with that kinda thickness to them. She's a gross porn star - but, I like the way she's built.
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