Sergeant caught jerking off in squad car LOL

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Cop Caught On Dash Cam Choking His Chicken In Squad Car - YouTube

Cop Caught On Dash Cam Choking His Chicken In Squad Car - YouTube
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A New Mexico police officer may be leaving the most stomach-turning legacy in the department’s history.

A Santa Fe television station discovered video of former Santa Fe Police Department Sgt. Mike Eiskant in his squad car speaking to himself erotically along with the sounds of a zipper unzipping.

At one point, KOB-TV reports, he says, "Oh you have big beautiful breasts baby."

The video was uncovered shortly before Eiskant was found guilty of harassing and stalking women, stealing drugs and using criminal databases improperly.
Those weren’t his only on-duty infractions.

According to the TV station, an unidentified woman told police that Eiskant told her "he doesn't like her having a boyfriend and that he noticed her boyfriend driving her car around a lot," KOB-TV reported.

Another former officer on the force told the TV station that the dirty cop had a reputation for being a "creeper" and stalking women.

She said she filed a complaint to Santa Fe human resources years ago.

"They had plenty of opportunities over the course of many years to do something about it and they refused to," the cop said.

Luckily for the ladies of Santa Fe, Eiskant was forced into retirement earlier this month after being found guilty of the charges against him.

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[Number13]

Ha.

[bleh]

"on monday we're going to dig deeper into this story and ask question like 'Why was Mike Eiskant given the number 69 as his official badge number and patrol car number?' how much did the cheif really know about Mike eiskant behavior?"

lolololololololololool

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Ah, America!

[FrY]

Originally Posted by bleh

lolololololololololool

Christ that is too fucking punny.

[&Zenith]

Originally Posted by FrY

Christ that is too fucking punny.

kill yourself

[FrY]

Originally Posted by &Zenith

kill yourself

I don't get it, that was not punny at all.

In fact it was, shall I dare say, "less than punny".

Please don't let my recognition of your lacking ability to see pun patterns lead you to auto-erotic-asphyxiation.