asian massage parlors

[sploogook]

= shady prostitution places with clean asian women


where do i find these? i live in nyc i think they might have some on roosevelt island

lol i wonder if they would accept me considering im underage

[Snoopy]

Those places ain't cheap. And in fact are a major waste of money unless you can afford to spend a couple grand a month on prostitutes.

[sploogook]

it would be a one or twotime thing
im sure as hell not getting laid for a while
like 100 bucks per 30 minutes? yeah that would be ok once or twice

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by sploogook

it would be a one or twotime thing
im sure as hell not getting laid for a while
like 100 bucks per 30 minutes? yeah that would be ok once or twice

moar like 200-300

[Actor]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

Those places ain't cheap. And in fact are a major waste of money unless you can afford to spend a couple grand a month on prostitutes.

I saw a thing about "human trafficking" on tv one time and they went to one in San Fran and it was $60. And they looked pretty hot too.

[sploogook]

shit, but id still do it as a one time thing
im having trouble finding places with my google search
i dont want any of that "happy ending" crap i want the real deal

[Actor]

Originally Posted by sploogook

i dont want any of that "happy ending" crap i want the real deal

I thought that was what it meant?

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by Actor

I saw a thing about "human trafficking" on tv one time and they went to one in San Fran and it was $60. And they looked pretty hot too.

lol television

Originally Posted by sploogook

shit, but id still do it as a one time thing
im having trouble finding places with my google search
i dont want any of that "happy ending" crap i want the real deal

can't you just pick up sluts at the mall like any other regular teenager???

[sploogook]

Originally Posted by Actor

I thought that was what it meant?

from a quick read its basically a handjob at the end of the massage with the act of the the massuer being touched prohibited

[sploogook]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

can't you just pick up sluts at the mall like any other regular teenager???

nope ):
and definitely not asian ones lol not gonna sign up for some afterschool math program for that shit

[Actor]

Hey why don't you PM jerome and make her an offer?

[sploogook]

lol i was thinking that

trying to be smooth ya know

[L33tz]

bro getting younger girls is so easy.

just dont be a pedo

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by sploogook

nope ):
and definitely not asian ones lol not gonna sign up for some afterschool math program for that shit

yeah, like asian girls living in western countries aren't total sluts just like their white counterparts

[sploogook]

in my experience they arent
discounting jerome

lol you have no idea how weirded out id be trying to hit on random girl
y'all probably wouldnt understand with the antisocial disorders and whatnot lol

[mudhut_madonna]

Join the Navy, maybe they'll send you to Guam.

[Rude Louis]

And the fact that these women are being coerced against their will and treated like material commodities does not bother you because?

[sploogook]

turns me on nigga

not like people dont intentionally do those things

[mudhut_madonna]

Originally Posted by Rude Louis

And the fact that these women are being coerced against their will and treated like material commodities does not bother you because?

it's hot and bothered

[1337]

[Ghost Buster]

My opinion on the matter:

Asian whore houses sound disguising. I dunno why you would want an asian when you could get a hot white chick for the same price. All asians look pretty the same IMO, just go find a poor one and offer her 20 bucks to fuck if your into asians. Its not gonna be hard to find a poor asian girl in NYC who will fuck you for small sums of money.

Also whores are totally pointless IMO. Unless you just want a blowjob. Condom sex is fail sex. Paying for condom sex is a super fail. You can get a chick to suck your dick for less than 200 bucks who isn't a whore. Just go ask some stoner chick to blow you for 50 bucks she probably will.

Also whores are gross. If you want to pay for sex, go find some chick who isn't literally a whore (yet) and offer her the money.

[sploogook]

ihave no idea why you guys think its so easy to get illegal activities done in NYC, and i live in a higher crime area. maybe im just a pussy? ): but i seriously dont even see opprotunities to get these things. am i just supposed to ask random bums and black people at basketball courts and ob benches id probably get shot if i tried that, cause im just a scrawny white kid.

[sploogook]

lol whenever someone says stoner chick i think of someone who looks like this

[Bradley]

Originally Posted by sploogook

ihave no idea why you guys think its so easy to get illegal activities done in NYC, and i live in a higher crime area. maybe im just a pussy? ): but i seriously dont even see opprotunities to get these things. am i just supposed to ask random bums and black people at basketball courts and ob benches id probably get shot if i tried that, cause im just a scrawny white kid.

Well it would probably help if you had friends that you could meet more people through, unless you have some starting circle of friends (which it's sounding like you don't) you will need to make some friends in order to meet more people.

You are a virgin OP aren't you?

[sploogook]

a 17 year old one, yes

[Ghost Buster]

Originally Posted by sploogook

ihave no idea why you guys think its so easy to get illegal activities done in NYC, and i live in a higher crime area. maybe im just a pussy? ): but i seriously dont even see opprotunities to get these things. am i just supposed to ask random bums and black people at basketball courts and ob benches id probably get shot if i tried that, cause im just a scrawny white kid.

Are you like retarded or something?

I'm not even trying to be mean. Surely you must know some stoner chicks. Did you not go to high school? If you don't know any chicks just go to a fucking mall and wait in the food court and ask random bitches to blow you for 20 bucks. One will agree eventually.

[sploogook]

yes i did, but im not prone to interacting and definetely not fucking blacks/mexicans. the other kids are all goody kids or do not want to get in contact with me

and maybe im overworrying about taking the risks but i really dont wanna get my ass handed to me in some form or another

goddammit i must suck pretty bad lol

people could be more gullible than i think but ive always been considered a badass.
just goes to show what an upper class enviorment can do to ya

i live in a poor neighborhood but most of my interaction has been with honor roll asian kids and related from educational situates

[Bradley]

Originally Posted by sploogook

a 17 year old one, yes

I lol'd. Do you have a drug dealer or someone you normally get product off of?

He'd be a good start, if you don't you are at square one and should probably start talking to people and reaching other people who are in something like this.

Also women aren't hard to fuck bro, find some woman you have two things in common, I suggest being funny and you're pretty fucked/going to have to lower your standards if you're ugly.

Start learning about her through these two things, find more, make her think youi're epic. If she drinks, I never knew any that didn't, try to get some booze involved in these activities.

Then just make a move on her.

This is alot easier than finding an Asian hooker. Don't you go to school? Do you play your gameboy 24/7 or something and not talk to women?

[1337]

[Ghost Buster]

Originally Posted by 1337

Hah, that sounds like a good way to get put on the sex offender's list.

lol maybe. I wouldn't know.

I assumed the OP would know some stoner chicks or something.

And also, he could just go around asking chicks for a blowjob. Theres no way thats illegal. He could simply hint that he would be willing to pay.

"like hey nice to meet would you like to meet my friend johnson?? I hurd hes got a 20 bill he doesn't really need"

I lolled picturing the op saying that btw

[sploogook]

Originally Posted by BradleyB93

Do you play your gameboy 24/7 or something and not talk to women?

I lold but yeah pretty equivalent
asian girls are my type though

[Josh11915]

Go backpage.com.. go to the escort section... Bam! You got yourself a hooker!!!

[Josh11915]

And they also have a section for "body rubs" and I'm sure that there is a lot of Asians there as well.. Lol
Oh, and keep us updated on how it went.. I'd like to know lol.. Take pics if you could.. That would be AWESOME!

[MR init towinnit]

Originally Posted by sploogook

ihave no idea why you guys think its so easy to get illegal activities done in NYC, and i live in a higher crime area. maybe im just a pussy? ): but i seriously dont even see opprotunities to get these things. am i just supposed to ask random bums and black people at basketball courts and ob benches id probably get shot if i tried that, cause im just a scrawny white kid.

They get it from tv shows like Law and Order lol. I know that scoring GREAT pot and some OXYs only took me like 10 minutes at the bar. I lived outta Best Western for like 3 weeks near Webster Hall. As far as Pros dude there was a mag in my room that ran adds upon adds for these in the back.

Dont be afraid of rejection or failure, it happens to all of us. Part of Life. Just move on. I know its easier said than done, but it does get easier.