Heres my plan.

[Actor]

...And not a single fuck was given that day

[roasted]

I think you only have two viable options here:

1. Kidnap her in the middle of the night, your dedication will prove your love, and she will love you too.

2. Go the John Hinckley (see link) route and go after Obama

[Lollygagger]

By then she'll be like 70. Have fun with those saggy tits down by her knees.

[Actor]

Originally Posted by Lollygagger

By then she'll be like 70. Have fun with those saggy tits down by her knees.

I'm thinkin more like 10-15.

[Lollygagger]

Still, she'll be what, 45-50?