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pro tip: don't buy nissans.
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pro tip: don't buy nissans.
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Drop it off at the mechanic and pray. I did that, currently praying.
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Old 04-18-2012, 03:34 PM
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Drop it off at the mechanic and pray. I did that, currently praying.
How old is it? Surely, it can't be that beyond repair? Can it?
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How old is it? Surely, it can't be that beyond repair? Can it?
2002 Altima V6....I like the car, it's just super unreliable. I threw 650 bux at it yesterday getting some shit with the brakes replaced because that was all fucked up, and now it looks like it needs another 650 bucks for some shit with the ignition coil and spark plugs cause cylinder 3 was misfiring or something. Altogether the amount of work done to it is approaching half the cost of the actual car. Shit's ridiculous.


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those are the ones that come preinstalled with the gay ass bug eye tail lights right?
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those are the ones that come preinstalled with the gay ass bug eye tail lights right?
The clear ones? Yeah, I don't like them either. You kinda stop noticing after a while though. Still, it's got a 3.5 liter v6. That's a little bit cool.


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that sucks so much. i thought nissans were supposed be like the all around perfect car for the perfect price.

happened with my old s60. my parents literally spent over thousands of dollars in constant repairs. things are unreliable as fuck after 50k miles. sucks though, cuz i miss it.
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that sucks so much. i thought nissans were supposed be like the all around perfect car for the perfect price.

happened with my old s60. my parents literally spent over thousands of dollars in constant repairs. things are unreliable as fuck after 50k miles. sucks though, cuz i miss it.
Yeah same thing happened to my friend as well with his Volvo.
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The clear ones? Yeah, I don't like them either. You kinda stop noticing after a while though. Still, it's got a 3.5 liter v6. That's a little bit cool.


whats tha fuel economy on that bitch, that engines bigger than my rangers.
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whats tha fuel economy on that bitch, that engines bigger than my rangers.
SAme engine from the 350z .


It averages around 20 in the city, 25-27 on the highway.
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LOl....my nissan altima.....5 cylinder.
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that sucks, but that 3.5 is pretty kick ass. My brother has a 3.5 maxima and it fucking flies. I cant imagine having anymore power in a fwd car...it just gets a little useless. Still goes 0-60 in like 6 seconds though
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that sucks, but that 3.5 is pretty kick ass. My brother has a 3.5 maxima and it fucking flies. I cant imagine having anymore power in a fwd car...it just gets a little useless. Still goes 0-60 in like 6 seconds though
until it lost a cylinder you asshole
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that sucks so much. i thought nissans were supposed be like the all around perfect car for the perfect price.

happened with my old s60. my parents literally spent over thousands of dollars in constant repairs. things are unreliable as fuck after 50k miles. sucks though, cuz i miss it.
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Yeah same thing happened to my friend as well with his Volvo.
Damn I used to have a volvo 740 GLE and a 740 turbo intercooler and they were great cars. Both had over 200,000 miles and were closer to 300,000 and ran great. I off roaded all the time, jumped them and just generally abused the fuck out of them and they always started and ran no problem. I bought the GLE for $300 and the TIC for $800, lol.
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Damn I used to have a volvo 740 GLE and a 740 turbo intercooler and they were great cars. Both had over 200,000 miles and were closer to 300,000 and ran great. I off roaded all the time, jumped them and just generally abused the fuck out of them and they always started and ran no problem. I bought the GLE for $300 and the TIC for $800, lol.
that is so badass it lasted that long zok jr, wish mine did.

yeah i think back a long time ago volvo made some super long lasting cars. but nowadays, ain't so.
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SHoulda got a Ford, 'cause they're afFordable and built Ford tough.
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i bet u drive a suped up ricer, fuckin chink. not even enuff room to take my cock out in one of those tiny ricemobiles.
i do drive a pretty lame ass car
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i do drive a pretty lame ass car
its ok i drive a bicycle. wanna have sex in the back of my tandum bike?
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I drive a subaru these days, used to have two but sold the older one cause I moved. I miss it is had real 4wd with the hi/lo shifter and everything
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I always find it amazing that they even let kids drive cars.
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I always find it amazing that they even let kids drive cars.
I bet you don't own a car, poor fuck.
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