Morality Police (MPs)

[Struwwelpeter]

I have a great idea... In our countries we have police forces that are dedicated primarily to enforcing traffic law and apprehending violent criminals and thieves... But what about morality police? Thanks to the cops we live in a very safe environment but we still have a great deal of problems with regards to vice... Many of the problems in our societies are rooted in things like gambling, alcohol usage, tobacco, women's liberation, loud noises, social behavior, etc... I think we shall organize a Morality Police Force to control these problems.

I first realized that this could be possible thanks to the way that our roads have changed over the past few years. It used to be that they were free to travel on but now there are increasing numbers of privatized roads that have toll checkpoints every few miles. We should install Morality Police at these checkpoints and they will stop anyone who looks like they might be involved in vice i.e. female drivers, people with cassette tapes or CDs, bumper stickers, etc. They could be searched and their things could be taken away from them.

It gets even better. Since the most moral people in our society are old men we could take them off of Social Security and give them exciting employment opportunities in our Morality Police forces. They can bring their hunting rifles and it will be just like boys with toys for them.

Let's keep our streets clean and make for a more pleasant society by doing away with all of the corrupting influences and vices of modernity. We'll cut government spending and put people back to work at the same time. Write to your State Legislators and tell them that you want a Morality Police force erected in your community. We'll create Republican solutions for Democrat problems.

[yawanur]

Originally Posted by Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey

I have a great idea

[Issue313]

I'm actually all for it, it'd leave the regular police free to deal with crime instead of hassling drunks and potheads.

[ysr2096]

Originally Posted by Issue313

I'm actually all for it, it'd leave the regular police free to deal with crime instead of hassling drunks and potheads.

JFLC, you may be out of touch. You can't troll cunts when they agree with you.

[a334jv2df]

obvious troll thread. You ever hear of vice cops?

[Struwwelpeter]

Yes, I've heard of vice cops. They mostly target prostitutes and drug dealers. Not really my cup of tea. Ever heard of the Morality Police (MPs)? They keep female drivers and the little faggots with the TAPOUT hats indoors where they belong.

[Michael Scott]

Originally Posted by Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey

Yes, I've heard of vice cops. They mostly target prostitutes and drug dealers. Not really my cup of tea. Ever heard of the Morality Police (MPs)? They keep female drivers and the little faggots with the TAPOUT hats indoors where they belong.

awww did you get beat up at school today?
awww did that cute girl throw away your "do you like me yes or no" love note???

poor kid.

[Struwwelpeter]

Originally Posted by Michael Scott

awww did you get beat up at school today?
awww did that cute girl throw away your "do you like me yes or no" love note???

Awww

[Psych]