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Old 04-19-2012, 05:11 AM
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So I rolled up some weed into a lottery ticket and smoked it. I felt like a million bucks. After I smoked it I realized that was because the ticket was a $1 million winner. Can you belive that? A million dollars, down my throat.

Was I upset about it? Nah. Thats probably what I would have done anyways so whatever, LoL.
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Old 04-19-2012, 05:13 AM
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Jennifer wouldn't approve.
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How would you find that out after you smoked it?
He always plays the same numbers, duh.
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How would you find that out after you smoked it?
Cause I wrote down some #'s on a piece of paper, and took that piece of paper to the party store and filled out the bet-slip. I found that piece of paper later in my pocket, and then saw that those numbers came up.
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Old 04-19-2012, 05:27 AM
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Old 04-19-2012, 04:26 PM
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So I rolled up some weed into a lottery ticket and smoked it. I felt like a million bucks. After I smoked it I realized that was because the ticket was a $1 million winner. Can you belive that? A million dollars, down my throat.

Was I upset about it? Nah. Thats probably what I would have done anyways so whatever, LoL.
I call bullshit. You can't smoke out of a lottery ticket that's like smoking out of cardboard.
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But lottery tickets are free while rolling papers are not. In a way, you saved money.
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But lottery tickets are free while rolling papers are not. In a way, you saved money.
Where do you live that lottery tickets are free?
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Old 04-19-2012, 06:26 PM
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Maybe they'll think I'm trolling if I stay silent and abandon this thread.
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Lol. Somehow, I think encroach actually meant that and just didn't think about it at all before he posted it.
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yeah I disapprove of this. $1mil probably would be enough money to meet Jennifer. Its probably not enough to win her over, but you could have met her (maybe ask her for a $500k blow job or something)
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You fucked up son....

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Lol. Somehow, I think encroach actually meant that and just didn't think about it at all before he posted it.
I really wasn't thinking. All I had in mind was the philosophical issue of whether money is actually saved or lost provided the ticket costs less than the rolling papers.

I don't play many lotteries... but yeah free tickets kind of defeat the point of it don't they...
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This is the dude who loves Jennifer Love Hewitt? Shes a fat bitch.
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I really wasn't thinking. All I had in mind was the philosophical issue of whether money is actually saved or lost provided the ticket costs less than the rolling papers.

I don't play many lotteries... but yeah free tickets kind of defeat the point of it don't they...
The blank ones are free, when you fill them out and turn them in is when you pay for them.
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The blank ones are free, when you fill them out and turn them in is when you pay for them.
Actually those are bet-slips, not tickets.
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