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04-19-2012, 05:11 AM
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$1 Million worth of weed, down my lungs.
So I rolled up some weed into a lottery ticket and smoked it. I felt like a million bucks.  After I smoked it I realized that was because the ticket was a $1 million winner. Can you belive that? A million dollars, down my throat.
Was I upset about it? Nah. Thats probably what I would have done anyways so whatever, LoL.
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04-19-2012, 05:13 AM
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Re: $1 Million worth of weed, down my lungs.
Jennifer wouldn't approve.
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04-19-2012, 05:15 AM
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Re: $1 Million worth of weed, down my lungs.
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How would you find that out after you smoked it?
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He always plays the same numbers, duh.
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04-19-2012, 05:15 AM
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Re: $1 Million worth of weed, down my lungs.
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How would you find that out after you smoked it?
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Cause I wrote down some #'s on a piece of paper, and took that piece of paper to the party store and filled out the bet-slip. I found that piece of paper later in my pocket, and then saw that those numbers came up.
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04-19-2012, 05:27 AM
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Re: $1 Million worth of weed, down my lungs.
Sounds like a great way to go
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04-19-2012, 04:26 PM
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Duke
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Re: $1 Million worth of weed, down my lungs.
bump
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04-19-2012, 04:42 PM
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Re: $1 Million worth of weed, down my lungs.
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Originally Posted by Actor
So I rolled up some weed into a lottery ticket and smoked it. I felt like a million bucks.  After I smoked it I realized that was because the ticket was a $1 million winner. Can you belive that? A million dollars, down my throat.
Was I upset about it? Nah. Thats probably what I would have done anyways so whatever, LoL. 
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I call bullshit. You can't smoke out of a lottery ticket that's like smoking out of cardboard.
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04-19-2012, 04:45 PM
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Re: $1 Million worth of weed, down my lungs.
But lottery tickets are free while rolling papers are not. In a way, you saved money.
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04-19-2012, 05:30 PM
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Re: $1 Million worth of weed, down my lungs.
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But lottery tickets are free while rolling papers are not. In a way, you saved money.
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Where do you live that lottery tickets are free?
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04-19-2012, 06:26 PM
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Re: $1 Million worth of weed, down my lungs.
Maybe they'll think I'm trolling if I stay silent and abandon this thread.
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04-19-2012, 06:29 PM
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Re: $1 Million worth of weed, down my lungs.
Lol. Somehow, I think encroach actually meant that and just didn't think about it at all before he posted it.
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04-19-2012, 06:45 PM
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Re: $1 Million worth of weed, down my lungs.
yeah I disapprove of this. $1mil probably would be enough money to meet Jennifer. Its probably not enough to win her over, but you could have met her (maybe ask her for a $500k blow job or something)
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04-19-2012, 06:47 PM
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Re: $1 Million worth of weed, down my lungs.
You fucked up son....
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04-19-2012, 06:51 PM
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Re: $1 Million worth of weed, down my lungs.
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Lol. Somehow, I think encroach actually meant that and just didn't think about it at all before he posted it.
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I really wasn't thinking. All I had in mind was the philosophical issue of whether money is actually saved or lost provided the ticket costs less than the rolling papers.
I don't play many lotteries... but yeah free tickets kind of defeat the point of it don't they...
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04-19-2012, 07:30 PM
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Re: $1 Million worth of weed, down my lungs.
This is the dude who loves Jennifer Love Hewitt? Shes a fat bitch.
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04-19-2012, 07:35 PM
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Re: $1 Million worth of weed, down my lungs.
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I really wasn't thinking. All I had in mind was the philosophical issue of whether money is actually saved or lost provided the ticket costs less than the rolling papers.
I don't play many lotteries... but yeah free tickets kind of defeat the point of it don't they...
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The blank ones are free, when you fill them out and turn them in is when you pay for them.
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04-19-2012, 10:15 PM
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Duke
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Re: $1 Million worth of weed, down my lungs.
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The blank ones are free, when you fill them out and turn them in is when you pay for them.
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Actually those are bet-slips, not tickets.
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04-19-2012, 11:22 PM
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Re: $1 Million worth of weed, down my lungs.
wow .
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