Sony yet again proves it has no creative integrity whatsoever: Sony Smash Bros

[Captain Falcon]

PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale for PS3 - YouTube

PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale for PS3 - YouTube
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What a ghey company who continues to do massively ghey things.

>Calls Wii remote a lollipop
>makes Move, which is quite literally a plastic lollipop

>Says motion controls are shit when Nintendo showcases Wii
>Unveils sixaxis 3 days later, which was clearly rushed to all shit in a matter of days because skyhawk's demo looked like a PS1 game and the showcase was buggy as shit.

>Rips off analogue sticks

>rips off SSB

GHEYYYYYYY

[sepht]

i couldn't even bare to watch that whole video

is it just me or does it seem like all of the consoles are losing the war

[Captain Falcon]

^nobody'll win till they stop stealing Nintendo's shit and try to think for themselves for once.

Worst of all, they pitch it like they just invented algebra. TOTALLY ORIGINAL IDEA, WE DIDN'T RIP OFF SSB NOPE NOPE NOPE.

[Lucid]

If they insist on stuffing the game full of Playstation's shittiest franchise characters, this is going to fail big time. If they stick some good characters in there, it could be a hit. Rip off or otherwise.

[NamelessNom4d]

Originally Posted by sepht

i couldn't even bare to watch that whole video

is it just me or does it seem like all of the consoles are losing the war

No, this is why I am almost exclusively a PC gamer. All the consoles suck IMO.

This game is also going to be horrible just because of the fucking name

[crimsonsmoke]

Fair enough if you don't like their attempts are being competitive - motion controls are horrible on any platform.

This new Sony Smash Bros bullshit is the latest in a long line of marketing and focus group lead nonsense aimed at attracting the 'casual' gamers.

You don't have to buy into it; you don't have to like it; hell, you don't even have to take any notice of it. By bitching about it you're giving it more space than it deserves.

[crimsonsmoke]

And I thought you'd left, Cappo?

[Proots]

Wow....just, wow.....

[da teacha]

Ride the time machine and join me back in 2012 bro.

You know, in this time period, we don't do faggy things like argue about consoles.

[Captain Falcon]

Originally Posted by crimsonsmoke

And I thought you'd left, Cappo?

Also, the reason I'm pissed is that usually, I'm alll down for more SSB and I'd buy this. But it's going to be shit because you can only kill people off with the actual special move. Nothing else. So basically, the entire game mechanic is centered for each character on a mechanic that they removed from SSB because it stagnated it so much i.e. jigglypuff's rest. Jiggs' whole game plan was to combo opponents into Rest. This game will basically be based on the one mechanic everybody hates from Melee.

[crimsonsmoke]

Originally Posted by Captain Falcon

Also, the reason I'm pissed is that usually, I'm alll down for more SSB and I'd buy this. But it's going to be shit because you can only kill people off with the actual special move. Nothing else. So basically, the entire game mechanic is centered for each character on a mechanic that they removed from SSB because it stagnated it so much i.e. jigglypuff's rest. Jiggs' whole game plan was to combo opponents into Rest. This game will basically be based on the one mechanic everybody hates from Melee.

Also, none of the Sony characters seem to fit. Kratos vs Fat Princess? I don't think so.

[Retard Synrdome]

ITT: Pissed off nintendo fags ie Faggot Falcon

[Mantikore]

They should totally have Solid Snake in there

[Pee Vee Proots, M.D.]

Originally Posted by Retard Synrdome

ITT: Pissed off nintendo fags ie Faggot Falcon

I couldn't give a lonesome fuck less about the state of affairs in the console war, but I still recognize Sony as one of the shittiest companies in existence. Between the main corporation and Sony Online Entertainment I don't think a bigger number of incompetent hacks and retarded assholes has ever been gathered.

[Retard Synrdome]

Originally Posted by Pee Vee Proots, M.D.

I couldn't give a lonesome fuck less about the state of affairs in the console war, but I still recognize Sony as one of the shittiest companies in existence. Between the main corporation and Sony Online Entertainment I don't think a bigger number of incompetent hacks and retarded assholes has ever been gathered.

tldr suck it bitch

[Pee Vee Proots, M.D.]

Originally Posted by Retard Synrdome

tldr suck it bitch

... except maybe here on zoklet.

[Rolf]

But truthfully, only company gayer than Microsoft and Sony is Nintendo, notes Rolf. Only company that re-releases same old boring titles more than EA is Nintendo, adds Rolf. One should sell camel, buy PC, if not able to afford PC due to camel being worthless, Rolf suggests Xbox 360 or Playstation 3, suggests Rolf. One will be able to play more than gimmicks and clunky nostalgia games with 1990's graphics! adds Rolf.

[Captain Falcon]

Originally Posted by Retard Synrdome

ITT: Pissed off nintendo fags ie Faggot Falcon

Originally Posted by Rolf

But truthfully, only company gayer than Microsoft and Sony is Nintendo, notes Rolf. Only company that re-releases same old boring titles more than EA is Nintendo, adds Rolf. One should sell camel, buy PC, if not able to afford PC due to camel being worthless, Rolf suggests Xbox 360 or Playstation 3, suggests Rolf. One will be able to play more than gimmicks and clunky nostalgia games with 1990's graphics! adds Rolf.

Cry more. I own a PC and all them consoles and Sony constantly shits in the face of the consumers and all of art on a daily basis.

[Michael Scott]

Oh shit! Parappa tha rapper?! I'm buying this

[Michael Scott]

But I don't approve of it.

[007GoldenShower]

I don't understand consoles. Graphics have come so far and they still throw out this pissy shit?

[Dalai "fuck you" Lama]

Originally Posted by Captain Falcon

^nobody'll win till they stop stealing Nintendo's shit and try to think for themselves for once.

Worst of all, they pitch it like they just invented algebra. TOTALLY ORIGINAL IDEA, WE DIDN'T RIP OFF SSB NOPE NOPE NOPE.

We've seen how dirty the console developers can get, why would this trash surprise you?

Your precious Nintendo company is no different.

[Retard Synrdome]

Originally Posted by Captain Falcon

I own a PC

You don't say.

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by Rolf

One should sell camel, buy PC, if not able to afford PC due to camel being worthless, Rolf suggests Xbox 360 or Playstation 3, suggests Rolf.

Fuckin A you mother fucking robot. First of your post worthy of a thanks from yours truly. Captain Dunecoon should... sell his fucking camel and buy a PC.

I have a really good reason to hate on Sony however. And that would be: Lik-Sang. Honestly, I will never forgive Sony for destroying Lik-Sang. Still, the carpet pilot should sell his camel.

[FrY]

Fat Princess....

[Captain Falcon]

Originally Posted by Retard Synrdome

You don't say.

Gaming PC

O have an ASUS G73

[xippilli]

My Reaction.

[SizableSac]

Jesus. I fucking lost it within the first 20 sec of the video. ALL OF MY RAGE. Fucking Sony and their robbing ass ways.

[LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry]

Holy fuck, seriously? That gameplay looks virtually identical to Super Smash Bros.

[Gary Oak]

I can only hope for Onimusha/Spyro/Crash/Jak.

[sepht]

needs more okami

[888]

That actually looks like a REALLY fun game ,I will be buying it thanks for the video !!!!

[Captain Falcon]

You know, I'll probably buy it if it turns out to be good. What I hate is how they're acting smug like they just did something new. Fine, rip off SSB well and I will like the game, I don't give a fuck. Act like you just reinvented the wheel? Nope.

[Retard Synrdome]

Chill your tits Captain Dumbass, it's not like Nintendo invented the concept of crossovers.

[Lady Julily]

This doesn't look very interesting at all, and I think it's because Sony has no iconic characters.

[Lucid]

Originally Posted by Lady Julily

This doesn't look very interesting at all, and I think it's because Sony has no iconic characters.

Loads of iconic characters, but they'll forego them all for cocksuckers like Pa Rappa...

[Michael Scott]

Originally Posted by Lucid

Loads of iconic characters, but they'll forego them all for cocksuckers like Pa Rappa...

Are you serious? Parappa is awesome. I'd rather have him than faggy characters that middle school kids worship like Kratos

[Michael Scott]

This game is just going to have to do until the next Smash bros comes out.

[Captain Falcon]

Originally Posted by Retard Synrdome

Chill your tits Captain Dumbass, it's not like Nintendo invented the concept of crossovers.

LOL, fucking dumbass. I'm sure Pitfall didn't invent platformers because pong used pixels, am I right? Ford didn't invent the moving production line because older methods used humans. GTFO, faggit!

[Snoopy]

Hey, Fagtain Fagcon, did you sell your camel yet?