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Old 04-30-2012, 01:42 AM
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Default Making MDMA with oranges and toothpaste

Ok so I got this procedure down now but I have a question about it. What you gotta do is get some oranges, throw out
the pulp but keep the peels. Now, you put Crest toothpaste
on the peels. It HAS to be Crest, this is VERY important!
Now you put the peels in a windowsill for about 5 to 7 days.
The longer they sit, the more potent the end product will be.
So if you're new to MDMA, just do it for 5 days. At this point, you have to do an extraction. Put the peels in rubbing alcohol, shaking every hour for a day. Now you throw out the peels keeping the alcohol. Pour the alcohol in a large pan and let the liquid evaporate. The crystals left over is 95.5 percent pure MDA. Now you have to convert this to MDMA. Put the crystals in a different pan, pre-heat your oven to 350 farenheit, then put the pan in the oven for 2 hours. When it starts smoking you now have MDMA.
Be careful, this is potent shit." I was wondering how would i let the liquid evaporate and how many orange peels i would need and how much rubbing
alcohol? It would be nice to hear back from you
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Old 04-30-2012, 01:45 AM
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Nigger. You just copypastad my fucking thread!

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Nigger. You just copypastad my fucking thread!

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thanks for revealing this secret, but im too busy smoking bananas to try it
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thanks for revealing this secret, but im too busy smoking bananas to try it
Dont fuck with bananadine bro, it's seriously hardcore shit.
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Please post pics of the procedure and your trip report
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False. This is how you make LSD, not mdma
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False. This is how you make LSD, not mdma
Nah bro this was totally MDMA.
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You'll get sick as all hell from ingestion of the fungus spores no matter how you cook it. It's basically poison.
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Default Re: Making MDMA with oranges and toothpaste

Is this safer than huffing raid? I've been looking for an alternative for years now.
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False. This is how you make LSD, not mdma
false. this is how you make licorice.
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Default Re: Making MDMA with oranges and toothpaste

If you take that stuff you're basically getting high off of toxic mold spores. Sure, you'll get a high like LSD, but take too much of it and you'll be puking and turning green and wishing you were dead. It would be like taking a bite from a poison mushroom.
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If you take that stuff you're basically getting high off of toxic mold spores. Sure, you'll get a high like LSD, but take too much of it and you'll be puking and turning green and wishing you were dead. It would be like taking a bite from a poison mushroom.
dis nigga speaks from experience.
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false. this is how you make licorice.
False, this is how you make adrenochrome.
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Actually it's my fuckin recipe for crystalized orange flavored mouthwash. You mix it in water and bam, instant Listerine. Those niggers won't ever Jew me out of another dime.
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I know this is a lie because it's only possible to get 84% pure MDMA.


Amateur.
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I know this is a lie because it's only possible to get 84% pure MDMA.


Amateur.
The government probably has lb's and lb's of 100% pure, every known Schedule 1 drug.
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OP you fail at trolling.
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Default Re: Making MDMA with oranges and toothpaste

Isn't it great that we have natural, cooler drugs that have no consequences? I mean, you can buy shrooms from any weirdo, but everybody knows that shrooms just have a poisonous type of acid in them. And crystal meth actually has draino in it! Even pot causes schizophrenia, I learned this shit in grade school.

But I can get way higher off a dose of nutmeg. I'm tripping balls now... on nutmeg! That shit will NEVER be illegal, I can smoke all I want!
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If I let it sit for more than 7 days will it just get more potent or does it spoil or something?

Sorry if this is a stupid question, I've never made MDMA before.
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Dont fuck with bananadine bro, it's seriously hardcore shit.
LOL. I remember trying to extract bananadine.
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Off topic, but how do the visuals from bananadine compare to those of jenkem? I hear they are more geometric rather than the 'earthy' ones you get from jenkem.
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Apples and oranges bro
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Well thanks for the helpful comment

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Any personal experience with both jenkem and bananadine?
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Thanks OP! I tried this and railed the pills and I feel GREAAA-

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