I enjoy watching crackheads on a court television show.

[ZappaFan]

I've always found them to be entertaining.

Crackhead in court - YouTube

Crackhead in court - YouTube
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Of course, this is the most epic one...

Crack Head On Judge Joe Brown - YouTube

Crack Head On Judge Joe Brown - YouTube
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[MAYOR]

I've done this for some kids before, got stuck with a bill.

[gadzooks]

Originally Posted by ZappaFan

Of course, this is the most epic one...
Crack Head On Judge Joe Brown - YouTube

I think that a good defense strategy for him would be to point out that he was under the influence (when he admitted to those various crimes), and so his testimony is inadmissible (even if it is self-incriminating).

I don't know if there's any precedent on that, but it's something worth looking into.

[gadzooks]

The first video is funny.

The second one is actually pretty depressing.

[ZappaFan]

Originally Posted by gadzooks

I think that a good defense strategy for him would be to point out that he was under the influence (when he admitted to those various crimes), and so his testimony is inadmissible (even if it is self-incriminating).

I don't know if there's any precedent on that, but it's something worth looking into.

It won't help him. He's dead.

[gadzooks]

Originally Posted by ZappaFan

It won't help him. He's dead.

Lol what were they going on about with that whole thing? I ran to the bathroom real quick and came back and they were talking about him being dead....

[Issue313]

Goddam, can't you guys sterilise people like that? Ain't no reason for people like that to be breeding.

[Cytosine]

Holy shit, Joe Brown destroyed that crackhead nigger. That ruled.