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05-02-2012, 10:48 AM
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Baron
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im starting a new job next week guiz
im gonna be working for an Arab man, fixing compoopers n shit. I googled my boss and i found him on a dating website (he's married luz) and a 911 truthers website (which is worse somehow cause he's Arab). He's also got a doctorate in robotics. What an interesting man.
anyways, since ill be working in a professional environment ill need some resources. does anyone know where i can download RAM and CPUs?
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05-02-2012, 10:56 AM
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Re: im starting a new job next week guiz
Arab + truther + doctorate in robotics = terrorist.
Call the Aonad Bleachtaireachta Speisialta right now.
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05-02-2012, 04:45 PM
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Re: im starting a new job next week guiz
^^ lol. make sure you work hard, SHH
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05-02-2012, 04:49 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: im starting a new job next week guiz
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Originally Posted by ShutMeUp
make sure you work hard, SHH
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Oh I don't think there's much chance of that.
Still, with a waistline of his considerable measure, his new "boss" will be able to strap a lot of explosives around it.
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05-02-2012, 04:54 PM
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cunt
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Re: im starting a new job next week guiz
big hero boom, many virgins
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05-02-2012, 04:55 PM
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Baron
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Re: im starting a new job next week guiz
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Originally Posted by Cunto McFadyen
Oh I don't think there's much chance of that.
Still, with a waistline of his considerable measure, his new "boss" will be able to strap a lot of explosives around it.
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You're jealous I have a job, aren't you?
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05-02-2012, 05:09 PM
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cunt
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Re: im starting a new job next week guiz
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You're jealous I have a job, aren't you?
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05-02-2012, 05:14 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: im starting a new job next week guiz
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Originally Posted by ShutMeUp
big hero boom, many virgins
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Including him!
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You're jealous I have a job, aren't you?
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 There's nothing about you I'm jealous of, tubby.
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05-02-2012, 05:17 PM
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Re: im starting a new job next week guiz
shh you should join a profession where there is a surplus of girls so that you might find yourself a gf
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05-02-2012, 05:20 PM
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cunt
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Re: im starting a new job next week guiz
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shh you should join a profession where there is a surplus of girls so that you might find yourself a gf
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like prostitution
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05-02-2012, 05:25 PM
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Baron
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Re: im starting a new job next week guiz
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Including him!
There's nothing about you I'm jealous of, tubby. |
You like your empty life then? I know when I was unemployed with nothing to do all day but post here it sucked. Do you like all you do is attention-whore yourself on the internet.
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05-02-2012, 05:26 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: im starting a new job next week guiz
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You like your empty life then?
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My life is far from empty. And yes, I love it.
One day you might find happiness too. Then again, probably not.
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05-02-2012, 06:06 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: im starting a new job next week guiz
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im gonna be working for an Arab man
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SHH gets ready for his first day at work...
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05-02-2012, 07:24 PM
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Baron
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Re: im starting a new job next week guiz
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shh you should join a profession where there is a surplus of girls so that you might find yourself a gf
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I thought all the bitches were hot for tekkies?
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05-02-2012, 07:25 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: im starting a new job next week guiz
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I thought all the bitches were hot for tekkies?
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Not fat, sweaty irish virgin tekkies with low self esteem and poor personal hygiene.
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05-02-2012, 07:27 PM
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Baron
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Re: im starting a new job next week guiz
How could you possibly know about my personal hygiene? Also, people in Ireland generally aren't very discriminating towards the Irish.......
You dumb as shit lol. Fucking chav, go visit your mothers grave or something. Get off the internet for 10 minutes.
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05-02-2012, 07:28 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: im starting a new job next week guiz
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How could you possibly know about my personal hygiene?
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I can smell you from here.
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05-02-2012, 07:33 PM
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Baron
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Re: im starting a new job next week guiz
Oh wow, that is the least original thing I've ever seen you say. Not surprising though, considering how you're a complete dumbfuck that will never amount to anything.
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05-02-2012, 07:36 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: im starting a new job next week guiz
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you're a complete dumbfuck that will never amount to anything.
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Projecting. Stop it, silly.
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05-02-2012, 07:39 PM
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Baron
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Re: im starting a new job next week guiz
So now you're stooping to "nu-uh, you are!" style come backs? That's pretty bad man, you should be better at this.
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05-02-2012, 07:39 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: im starting a new job next week guiz
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you should be better at this.
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Better at what?
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My Gran said to me, "Young men of today just aren't as polite and charming as they were when I was young." I had to explain, "That’s because they aren’t trying to fuck you now." - Francis Martin Patrick Boyle
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05-02-2012, 07:42 PM
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Baron
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Re: im starting a new job next week guiz
Flaming. It's what you do with your life. Dumb fuck, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I MEANT!? I'm actually shocked at this point by your stupidity. Get a fucking brain, Jesus Christ.....
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05-02-2012, 07:44 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: im starting a new job next week guiz
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Flaming.
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Flaming?
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05-02-2012, 07:47 PM
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Baron
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Re: im starting a new job next week guiz
Durrrrrrrrrrerrrrrrrrrrerrrrrerrrrrrrrrerrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrr
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05-02-2012, 07:49 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: im starting a new job next week guiz
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Durrrrrrrrrrerrrrrrrrrrerrrrrerrrrrrrrrerrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrr
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Did you just fart? Fuck sakes, you dirty cunt.
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My Gran said to me, "Young men of today just aren't as polite and charming as they were when I was young." I had to explain, "That’s because they aren’t trying to fuck you now." - Francis Martin Patrick Boyle
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05-02-2012, 07:51 PM
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cunt
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Re: im starting a new job next week guiz
I think you should both request your accounts to be banned for a few days. it's the only way 
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05-02-2012, 07:54 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: im starting a new job next week guiz
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I think you should both request your accounts to be banned for a few days. it's the only way |
Great idea!
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05-02-2012, 07:55 PM
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cunt
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Re: im starting a new job next week guiz
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Great idea!
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sarcastic exclamation marks! 
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05-02-2012, 07:56 PM
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Baron
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Re: im starting a new job next week guiz
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I think you should both request your accounts to be banned for a few days. it's the only way |
Stfu. At least asshole Cunto belongs here, unlike you.
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05-02-2012, 07:57 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: im starting a new job next week guiz
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Stfu. At least asshole Cunto belongs here, unlike you.
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Back already? That was quick! You didn't actually run did you?!
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05-02-2012, 08:03 PM
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cunt
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Re: im starting a new job next week guiz
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Stfu. At least asshole Cunto belongs here, unlike you.
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cry more, baby head. why don't I belong here?
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05-02-2012, 08:05 PM
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Grander Duke
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Re: im starting a new job next week guiz
haha look at all these funny talking foreigners in one thread.
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05-02-2012, 08:10 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: im starting a new job next week guiz
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haha look at all these funny talking foreigners in one thread.
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Antipodean humour. Best in the world.
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05-02-2012, 08:11 PM
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Grander Duke
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Re: im starting a new job next week guiz
Wart? Aye caint hare ya ye caunt
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05-02-2012, 08:16 PM
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Re: im starting a new job next week guiz
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Wart? Aye caint hare ya ye caunt
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I have long suspected that you are the even more retarded half-brother of the "nek minute" guy.
I am now certain.
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05-02-2012, 08:22 PM
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Grander Duke
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Re: im starting a new job next week guiz
lol never seen that before but i believe it.
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