Lulzy things you did as a child.

[takedrugs_killpeople]

I remember one time in 2nd grade we had to write a story and then get up and read it in front of the class. Well there was this one kid named Phillip who I thought was a douchebag and would always argue with/insult. So anyways I wrote this long ass story (for a 2nd grader anyways) in which he got in some sort of accident, then when the ambulance came to take him to the hospital, it accidentally ran over him, killing him. Then a shitload of ants came over and ate his dead body.

When I was done presenting a bunch of kids laughed and Phillip was just looking at me. Surprisingly the teacher never stopped me and never even said anything about it, lolz.

[Marsh]

peed in the air conditioner at school.

[Jaxxun]

Whipped my dick out in art class for a girl.

[thereactionsite]

Went around shitting on peoples heating umits outside, and then proceeded to rub it on there doors.

[sepht]

the principal put me in detention in his office so i peed all over the office

kicked me out and told my mom that im never to return again :3

[Intoxicated Shaman]

Banned from Catholic school at age 9 for telling a kid I was gonna kill him. Little faggot had it coming. Also I stole money from this school's church a few years before that. They had this carnival festival thing every summer and after it one year I was playing in the lot where they keep the trailers. I busted open a lockbox on one of them and found a bunch of $5 and $10s.

[SizableSac]

I used to poke/tickle EVERYONE in the butthole. Siblings, cousins, random people at school... Once even a teacher lmao. Grew out of it when I was 7 or 8. I also loved to take shits and hide them in places around school. Behind the toilets, under the toilet seats so when people sit on them they would squish out and touch people on their butt/legs, also behind the heaters so that way the whole washroom would stay smelling like shit lol, once also in the urinals because I thought it would be funny.. As if the rest wasn't funny

Man, I was a class A motherfucker.

[Mantikore]

I learned to sharpen sticks on concrete pretty early on. I sort of left them pointed upwards on the grass

[constantinople]

i used to take drugs and kill people back in '59.

[Zanick]

When I was a baby I would swing on the clothesline outside my house.

[Unwyred]

I didn't do anything lulzy as a kid. I was a loner and spent most of my childhood reading or playing with chemistry sets, telescopes, etc.

And what is it with the majority of you and urinating/defecating all over everything?

[ShutMeUp]

I rode cows, for a dare and stuff. chucking those little bangers at random people's feet was pretty funny too. I was a normal child, the rest of you sound like budding sociopaths/serial killers

[Mirana]

Originally Posted by Unwyred

I didn't do anything lulzy as a kid. I was a loner and spent most of my childhood reading or playing with chemistry sets, telescopes, etc.

And what is it with the majority of you and urinating/defecating all over everything?

YAP YAP YAP *INSERT TYPICAL UNWYRED POST* YAP YAP YAP

go join yahoo answers or some shit.

[The Pat-Man]

i popped my hot teachers g string in 4th grade.


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