Blendr - the app for random hookups.

[Marty McFly]

So the week before I left for Asia, it was sex week on JJJ Radio and they mentioned this app. It shows all the people around you, I didn't get to use it much in Oz and forgot about it. Then a few weeks ago I was bored and playing with my iphone and reopened the app. I got a message from a Russian tourist staying 6km away from me. We met up, had a few drinks, but I wasn't that attracted to her so I called it an early night. I totally forgot about the app until like two days ago. I reopen the app and I have a shit heap of messages. As I sort through them, one catches my eye. This really pretty, white skinned girl from Singapore. So we start to chat, then skype, then phone, etc. She's a complete fucking nymph. Loves to be face fucked, dp'd, have loads shot down her throat, anal, etc. She's used to guys just pampering to her needs and then she fucks them off really quick. She's Asian, so I see my self as superior to her, so I don't pamper to any of her needs. Which in turn has made her even more keen.

Now...I'm bored in Phuket, and I've been conservative with my cash. I'm highly considering paying the $120 return ticket to Singapore and just destroying this chick for like 48 hours straight. I'm not really asking if you guys think I should do it or not, I honestly don't care what you think and I already know that I'm going to do it. I'm just wondering if you were cashed up, bored, and a filthy, attractive, nymph wanted your cock - would you take a one hour flight to her?

I feel a little guilty because when I had a girlfriend, and she lived 45 minutes drive away, I only drove to hers like 5 times in a year, yet here I am willing to fly 900km to get some clam.


Woman in question:

[Gun Lover]

Originally Posted by Marty McFly

I'm highly considering paying the $120 return ticket to Singapore and just destroying this chick for like 48 hours straight. I'm not really asking if you guys think I should do it or not, I honestly don't care what you think and I already know that I'm going to do it.

[sploogook]

bring some meth if you really want 48 hours of awesome sex
girl is pretty damn hot too
asians

[Marty McFly]

On a side note, I had a photo of me with a puppy, just wearing jeans and a long sleeved fitted shirt. Got fuck all responses. Changed my photo to one of me shirtless directly after Muay Thai. Pretty much 100% response rate.

I honestly didn't know women were THAT shallow. Like, I'd have to be a retard to think looks didn't matter, but I didn't think they mattered that much. So a tip for young players, use a half nude photo.

[Marty McFly]

Originally Posted by sploogook

bring some meth if you really want 48 hours of awesome sex
girl is pretty damn hot too
asians

That's a fantastic idea, bringing meth into a country with mandatory death sentences for drug smugglers. I could just get some viagra and a shitload of energy drinks.

[sploogook]

well you cant expect a girl to know your personality from a one page profile on the internet, so they gotta go by something.
p.s. you said you want to fuck her cause shes a hot nymph

this app sounds fucking awesome will download
unless i get fucked over for being 15

[sploogook]

Originally Posted by Marty McFly

That's a fantastic idea, bringing meth into a country with mandatory death sentences for drug smugglers. I could just get some viagra and a shitload of energy drinks.

1. eat shit ton of meth before flight
2. tweak for days
3. fuck for days

swallow a baggie of meth with a small perforation and you're good

[Marty McFly]

Originally Posted by sploogook

1. eat shit ton of meth before flight
2. tweak for days
3. fuck for days

Having drugs in your blood counts as being in possession of drugs in Singapore. They do drug tests at night clubs and similar venues also being able to stop suspected users at the airport for testing.

lol...cheers for the advice, but I think I'll stick to my natural stamina for this one.

[whocares]

Except when you show up:

[SoulButter]

I'd do it. If she has drugs.

[sploogook]

Originally Posted by Marty McFly

Having drugs in your blood counts as being in possession of drugs in Singapore. They do drug tests at night clubs and similar venues also being able to stop suspected users at the airport for testing.

lol...cheers for the advice, but I think I'll stick to my natural stamina for this one.

goddamn singapore thats pretty harsh
north koreas government officials with produce some meth for you if you ever need that buzz btw

LEGALIZE FUN

[Iskalla]

She's Asian, so I see my self as superior to her

Fucking dolt.

[Marty McFly]

Originally Posted by sploogook

well you cant expect a girl to know your personality from a one page profile on the internet, so they gotta go by something.
p.s. you said you want to fuck her cause shes a hot nymph

this app sounds fucking awesome will download
unless i get fucked over for being 15

Yeah, I guess you're right. You're 15? Please, for the love of god, start working out now. You've got the natural testosterone levels some steroid users have. Use and abuse that. Get hench now and poon will be endless.

[sploogook]

Originally Posted by whocares

Except when you show up:

they skyped so the chance of rape is slim

[sploogook]

Originally Posted by Marty McFly

Yeah, I guess you're right. You're 15? Please, for the love of god, start working out now. You've got the natural testosterone levels some steroid users have. Use and abuse that. Get hench now and poon will be endless.

true that dude
i worked out for like 4 days once and people commented how brolic i looked
gotta fix the face and the asperger-like tendencies first though, and thats way harder );

[Marty McFly]

Originally Posted by Iskalla

Fucking dolt.

You'd have to live here to understand what I mean.

[whocares]

Originally Posted by sploogook

they skyped so the chance of rape is slim

That's what she wants you to think, but she's actually a hoe working for pimps. Singapore thrives on prostitution and tourism. He's just waiting to get raped and robbed.

[-Fuck-]

Originally Posted by Marty McFly

Now...I'm bored in Phuket

lol.

And about that last sentence, once you taste the hot chicks, you cant go back. One night with them outdoes months or years with someone youre not as into. Ive experienced this myself.

When it boils down to it, human lust and attraction just cannot be defeated or argued. Fat people arent as fun in bed as thin people, for both genders.

Just try not to cum, though. I dare you. Doubt you could make it though ;-). To me the only way to hook up with "nonserious" girls consistently is to learn to renounce ejaculation completely - it's the way of eternal youth, to me. Go for it! And have fun.

Originally Posted by Marty McFly

That's a fantastic idea, bringing meth into a country with mandatory death sentences for drug smugglers.

Ooooh... well, I was rooting you on until I read this. Don't walk into a hostel if you know what I mean.

Personally if it's a call girl, one night stand, or youre going to in any way invest money in travel, their rent (call girls) or a motel (see this is why I cant stand people who say call girls are evil - its really all the same to me)... I would go with an Indian girl if you had the choice. Their whole culture is more evolved regarding sexuality than any other.

[Marty McFly]

Originally Posted by whocares

That's what she wants you to think, but she's actually a hoe working for pimps. Singapore thrives on prostitution and tourism. He's just waiting to get raped and robbed.

If this ends up being the case, it'd give me a good chance to test out all this MMA and Muay Thai. I'll just end up raping her pimp in front of her.

[whocares]

Originally Posted by Marty McFly

If this ends up being the case, it'd give me a good chance to test out all this MMA and Muay Thai. I'll just end up raping her pimp in front of her.

Bitch, he'll have you in your underwear naked thinking you're gonna bust a nut before you even lay a finger. There's 50 of them vs 1 of you.

[Marty McFly]

Originally Posted by whocares

Bitch, he'll have you in your underwear naked thinking you're gonna bust a nut before you even lay a finger. There's 50 of them vs 1 of you.

50 of them huh? Then I'm gonna suck some mad dick.

I wont even be able to exact revenge later, because they all look the same.

Policeman: Can you describe your attackers?
Me: About 5"7, black hair, brown eyes, yellow skin....

[whocares]

Originally Posted by Marty McFly

50 of them huh? Then I'm gonna suck some mad dick.

I wont even be able to exact revenge later, because they all look the same.

Policeman: Can you describe your attackers?
Me: About 5"7, black hair, brown eyes, yellow skin....

Pimps and hoes love dumb tourists. They'll have you tied up to some kinky shit on the bed before you even realize what's going on. Then you wake up naked on the side of the road with no Passport, no money, and your kidney missing.

[Marty McFly]

Originally Posted by whocares

Pimps and hoes love dumb tourists. They'll have you tied up to some kinky shit on the bed before you even realize what's going on. Then you wake up naked on the side of the road with no Passport, no money, and your kidney missing.

Yeah, because the 30 or so stamps I have in my passport from various Asian countries are a testament to the 30 or so times I've been raped. I'm utterly clueless and defenseless. Oh gawd, what would I do with out our wise guidance?

[whocares]

Originally Posted by Marty McFly

Yeah, because the 30 or so stamps I have in my passport from various Asian countries are a testament to the 30 or so times I've been raped. I'm utterly clueless and defenseless. Oh gawd, what would I do with out our wise guidance?

But how many times have you gone to Singapore just to get your balls jingled? Yeah, that's right.

[Marty McFly]

Originally Posted by whocares

But how many times have you gone to Singapore just to get your balls jingled? Yeah, that's right.

11 times.

[whocares]

Originally Posted by Marty McFly

11 times.

Sure bro, what makes this time any different?

[Marty McFly]

Originally Posted by whocares

Sure bro, what makes this time any different?

Well apparently word on the wire is I'm gonna get gangraped by 50 dudes.

That'd make it significantly different to my other visits. Not worse, just different.

[Issue313]

Just Installed it on my iPad (ghey i kno), it seems to be populated by the real weirdos in society in my area.

[whocares]

Originally Posted by Marty McFly

Well apparently word on the wire is I'm gonna get gangraped by 50 dudes.

That'd make it significantly different to my other visits. Not worse, just different.

Yep, you gonna get buttraped. And a missing kidney.

[Marty McFly]

Originally Posted by Issue313

Just Installed it on my iPad (ghey i kno), it seems to be populated by the real weirdos in society in my area.

It's basically online speed dating, of course you need to seed through the mongs.

Originally Posted by whocares

Yep, you gonna get buttraped. And a missing kidney.

Assholes stretch back, and you only need one kidney....

[Painzstake]

Yeah I've done it, well something similar. Travelled about an hour into the northern suburbs to meet up with some crazy nympho. Definitely worth it app name btw?

[FON]

Bit off-topic but is it costly to have your iphone overseas? I'm heading to Bali in a week then Thailand at the end of this month and would ideally have it with me but not if its gonna cost an arm and a leg.

[FON]

ANd fuck yeah if I was bored and had the cash I'd do it. I'd be sketchin a bit tho

[The Pat-Man]

Originally Posted by Marty McFly

On a side note, I had a photo of me with a puppy, just wearing jeans and a long sleeved fitted shirt. Got fuck all responses. Changed my photo to one of me shirtless directly after Muay Thai. Pretty much 100% response rate.

I honestly didn't know women were THAT shallow. Like, I'd have to be a retard to think looks didn't matter, but I didn't think they mattered that much. So a tip for young players, use a half nude photo.

bro youre on a sleazy ass app for casual secks do you expect caring people to be on there?

[FON]

Yeah I just checked this app out. Its full of roided up looking faggots and hideous looking sluts. Sorta sad really.

[FrY]

Who gives a shit if she has drugs, she has a pussy, drugs are just a bonus.


Plus shes a good looking Asian nymph with decent looking tits. That in it's self is a bonus.

[da teacha]

Marty is aproper geezer. His threads deliver.

Fucking nail that. Give it some.

I expect a full report within the week.

[The Pat-Man]

tape that shit mang.

[da teacha]

Originally Posted by FON

Yeah I just checked this app out. Its full of roided up looking faggots and hideous looking sluts. Sorta sad really.

Nothing wrong with a hiderous looking slut on a lonley night.

this one time i found a girl off of a random dating website, she looked dirty and was into bdsm so i gave it a message... one night i got a phonecall from her and she wanted to come round; it was like midnight.

I meet her. She proper dirt, and also drunk. We automatically head back to my place, and I'm thinking "fuck, she doesn't shut the fuck up". Eventually we get back to mine, and luckily htere's a few bnottles of champagne in the fridge. I start downing some and in the end we fuck fuck and fuck, dirtily, for a few nights.

Every other boring night I called her, she came round, and she got dealt with. I did some filthy things with her, and she loved it. Fucking filthy bitch. Wish I could smash her right now.

[Marty McFly]

Originally Posted by Painzstake

Yeah I've done it, well something similar. Travelled about an hour into the northern suburbs to meet up with some crazy nympho. Definitely worth it app name btw?

Blendr

Originally Posted by FON

Bit off-topic but is it costly to have your iphone overseas? I'm heading to Bali in a week then Thailand at the end of this month and would ideally have it with me but not if its gonna cost an arm and a leg.

I have a shitty $18 Thai phone for calls/texts, and use my iPhone 4 with the wifi in my apartment.

Originally Posted by The Pat-Man

bro youre on a sleazy ass app for casual secks do you expect caring people to be on there?

I checked out an online dating site for shits and giggles. Chicks added me. Like....good looking chicks. And I was just confused. I was like "wait....you...want me to call you?" or "...why have you added me?". Also on an accomodation site for sharehousing, I get like 4 requests a day. In the past I used to have to send requests. I dunno man, not complaining. It's just shocking how big the difference is.

Originally Posted by FON

Yeah I just checked this app out. Its full of roided up looking faggots and hideous looking sluts. Sorta sad really.

How can you look roided up? Unless you're past your genetic potential, which even very few roid users get to. So what you're saying is dudes who are fitter than you. k? Cool.