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Old 05-03-2012, 09:42 PM
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Default It Sucks that the only ducks I can find to fuck are the ones that don't suck

Where can I find some dick sucking ducks?
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Old 05-03-2012, 09:48 PM
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Default Re: It Sucks that the only ducks I can find to fuck are the ones that don't suck

Big booty bitches hangin' at the creek
fannin' they feathers
they don' know they be watched by the masta creep
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Old 05-03-2012, 09:52 PM
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Who cares if they suck cock, just eat them. They taste like a chicken and a cow fucked and made a baby.... wrtstghkj;l'
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Old 05-04-2012, 12:47 AM
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just put some peanut butter on it yo
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Old 05-04-2012, 09:25 AM
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Default Re: It Sucks that the only ducks I can find to fuck are the ones that don't suck

I dismantle my telescope
sad and alone, them ducks can wait;
a nigga gotta masturbate.
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Old 05-04-2012, 09:27 AM
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Default Re: It Sucks that the only ducks I can find to fuck are the ones that don't suck

in this thread we rap about duck sex.
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Old 05-04-2012, 09:31 AM
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Default Re: It Sucks that the only ducks I can find to fuck are the ones that don't suck

My favorite avian creature
Tail feathers my primary feature
Dace for me;
I'll slow jerk from the bleachers.
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Old 05-04-2012, 09:34 AM
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Default Re: It Sucks that the only ducks I can find to fuck are the ones that don't suck

Damn girl, those short skirts
waddle more in the dirt
lookit me and my binocs;
squirt squirt squirt.
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Old 05-04-2012, 06:03 PM
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Default Re: It Sucks that the only ducks I can find to fuck are the ones that don't suck

I feed u stale bread coated wit jizz
And rub my cock on your bill when I'm high of dat thizz
I suck your webbed feet , while I'm deep in dat ass
I'm brushing your tailfeathers wit my cockring made of brass
I don't sex wit geese , they're freakgame is lames
Id rather Fap till I quack watching Oregon Ducks games
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Old 05-04-2012, 06:24 PM
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Daffy's girl Daisy
she tryin to get a little crazy
So I bent da bitch back
say yo make ya wings flap
Ill make yo cheeks clap
Daffy came in made his face twitch
said wat yo doin fuckin my bitch
So I pulled down his pants and sucked his dik
Then turned back around and fucked his chick
suffering succotash
let me pound dat ass
I got on all fours let him get to work
then showed those faggits how to twerk
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Bumped for duck sex
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