Archived: the truth about tampons

[The Pat-Man]

grooooossss

[HelloClarice]

actually, i'm a big fan of the menstrual cup. less chances of awkward period sex.

[Miley Highrus]

Originally Posted by HelloClarice

actually, i'm a big fan of the menstrual cup. less chances of awkward period sex.

It's only awkward if you don't do your Job and clean it off with your mouth after.

[Infrared]

This fucking thread is just hilarious...Malice, you crazy bastard. Aaaahahaha...

Hey, ladies: I want to know why thongs are so popular! I understand the practical use (no pantylines), but I also know that not EVERY woman is concerned about that, and that not EVERY woman wears clothing that necessitates pantyline worry.....Yet almost ALL (ok, ok, a very large fraction of) women seem to wear them! Why do you girls all like thongs?

My theory is that it makes you all feel sexy or something because your ass is bare, the thong is rubbing your labia with each motion, or both. I know that sounds stupid, but I can't really think of a better reason for their widespread (lol) popularity.....Please knowledge me.

Edit: Oh, and I am DEFINITELY not complaining either!! Thongs are hot. I even kinda have a raging semi going on here, but anyway, I'm just curious about the sociocultural aspect of it all...or something.

[Rodrat]

This thread is gross. Also my girlfriend uses tampons but she doesn't like them at all.

[Mutant Funk Drink]

I think thongs are overrated, but I agree with Infrared that women wear thongs because it makes them feel sexy(like whores), and I'm sure they love having it rub between their labia and over their buttholes.

I actually like normal panties, because it's like the girl isn't expecting me to be looking down there.

[Zanick]

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[reggie_love]

Originally Posted by jerome

is that chicks like them because they want to shove something inside them. tampons aren't more convenient than pads, unless you're going swimming or have to wear a thong for a certain outfit.

because when you use tampons, you have to touch your vagina to put that wad in, meaning you get some blood on your hands or whatever's wet and sticky on your crotch. and that's pretty gross. when you need to piss real bad, you have to struggle to pull the tampon out first, and then avoid having it fling around if you've tugged top hard. imagine every time you use the bathroom, you have to take something out of your hole, and put it back in. the only pro about tampons is that you can go swimming.

it's funny because the girls that use tampons kind of carry this "i use tampons" attitude. when really it should be "yeah i like sticking things up there on my period too."

I thought pads were supposed to be fucking gross? Like, you're sitting in a pile of your own fluids all day. That's the rationale I've heard.

Maybe the women who told me that were all just lying whores who like shoving cardboard/plastic inside themselves, though.

[Sir Cornwell]

Jerome, Tammie Tampex is supposed to be slipped right up inside, not placed in parallel to the labia like some kind of mini-pad.

ps: try some of those cocaine-filled tamps.

[MediumD]

And here I was thinking tampons were just for soaking in vodka and shoving up whatever hole happens to be available at the time...

[slicknickns]

Originally Posted by jerome

is that chicks like them because they want to shove something inside them. tampons aren't more convenient than pads, unless you're going swimming or have to wear a thong for a certain outfit.

because when you use tampons, you have to touch your vagina to put that wad in, meaning you get some blood on your hands or whatever's wet and sticky on your crotch. and that's pretty gross. when you need to piss real bad, you have to struggle to pull the tampon out first, and then avoid having it fling around if you've tugged top hard. imagine every time you use the bathroom, you have to take something out of your hole, and put it back in. the only pro about tampons is that you can go swimming.

it's funny because the girls that use tampons kind of carry this "i use tampons" attitude. when really it should be "yeah i like sticking things up there on my period too."

So is that telling us that you use pads?

[Rolf]

Originally Posted by Duke Zion

This post made me gay.

Duke Zion in such crappy mood that Duke Zion has woman's tampoons inside of pocket, go have a conversations with all the women's and tell them your problems, demands Rolf.

[ratfrink]

Originally Posted by Mutant Funk Drink

I have a solution to the tampon/pad debate.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_cup

I came here to post this. They're better than tampons in every way: cheaper, more convenient, no waste, better for the vagina.

The only reason people don't use them is that the 'lady products' companies have convinced everyone that vaginas are disgusting and that periods are utterly abhorrent. For goodness' sake, stop being so bloody squeamish.

Most smart girls I know use one.

[slicknickns]

Duke Zion is a stupid motherfucker, I hope those womens call the police on his punk ass and have him arrested for attempted sexual battery

[Satyr]

http://www.m0ar.org/4278

Seriously..

[Sir Cornwell]

I hear tampon use is generally pretty low down with Asians of all types, except for the ones who've tried the cocaine-tamps. Those girls use tamps even on their non-bleeding days.

Jerome, are you just trying to fit in with the Asian demographic's prejudice? I don't unnerstan' how they're good for swimming but bad for peeing?

[Delia]

Originally Posted by jerome

is that chicks like them because they want to shove something inside them. tampons aren't more convenient than pads, unless you're going swimming or have to wear a thong for a certain outfit.

because when you use tampons, you have to touch your vagina to put that wad in, meaning you get some blood on your hands or whatever's wet and sticky on your crotch. and that's pretty gross. when you need to piss real bad, you have to struggle to pull the tampon out first, and then avoid having it fling around if you've tugged top hard. imagine every time you use the bathroom, you have to take something out of your hole, and put it back in. the only pro about tampons is that you can go swimming.

it's funny because the girls that use tampons kind of carry this "i use tampons" attitude. when really it should be "yeah i like sticking things up there on my period too."

Noooo it's cause we don't like the feeling of wearing a diaper & having a ugly ass bulge or feeling the squishiness of blood. It's a hell of a lot more sanitary &i take it all the rumors of you being a man is tRue because never have I had to remove a tampon before taking a piss, they stay in place unless your pussy is just that loose.

[Delia]

Originally Posted by Vizier

You know when a woman is a badass motherfucker when she rolls her own tampons.

I had to do this in prison-no joke

[Malice]

Originally Posted by Delia

I had to do this in prison-no joke

How?

[Sir Cornwell]

Jerome has said her snapper is like an old, well worn purse. Which is weird as she's athletic and sans wittle babykins.

[Delia]

Originally Posted by Malice

How?

you take apart a pad, there is a whole process. It sucked but beats wearing a damn diaper.

[Delia]

Originally Posted by Infrared

This fucking thread is just hilarious...Malice, you crazy bastard. Aaaahahaha...

Hey, ladies: I want to know why thongs are so popular! I understand the practical use (no pantylines), but I also know that not EVERY woman is concerned about that, and that not EVERY woman wears clothing that necessitates pantyline worry.....Yet almost ALL (ok, ok, a very large fraction of) women seem to wear them! Why do you girls all like thongs?

My theory is that it makes you all feel sexy or something because your ass is bare, the thong is rubbing your labia with each motion, or both. I know that sounds stupid, but I can't really think of a better reason for their widespread (lol) popularity.....Please knowledge me.

Edit: Oh, and I am DEFINITELY not complaining either!! Thongs are hot. I even kinda have a raging semi going on here, but anyway, I'm just curious about the sociocultural aspect of it all...or something.

It's pretty much exactly like you said; #1) we like to feel & look sexy & panty lines with certain outfits suck. Me personally I like wearing everything, boy shorts, g-strings, thongs, regular panties, & yes even crotchless for the hubby. Many times I'll even go pantyless.

What about you men? Can someone please explain to me why any man would wear tighty whities? They are defiantly not sexy & they even look uncomfortable, with your boys all squished in that tight little spot. Boxers, & boxer briefs are what's up. So somebody, anybody???

[Mutant Funk Drink]

Originally Posted by Delia

It's pretty much exactly like you said; #1) we like to feel & look sexy & panty lines with certain outfits suck. Me personally I like wearing everything, boy shorts, g-strings, thongs, regular panties, & yes even crotchless for the hubby. Many times I'll even go pantyless.

What about you men? Can someone please explain to me why any man would wear tighty whities? They are defiantly not sexy & they even look uncomfortable, with your boys all squished in that tight little spot. Boxers, & boxer briefs are what's up. So somebody, anybody???

The only reason to wear tighty whities is for support, so your balls and dick aren't dangling around. Otherwise, tighty whities suck. I wear boxers because I don't mind my parts dangling around, and if you want support, boxer briefs are much better in terms of performance and aesthetics.

[47 47 47]

The way jerome is talking about periods makes "her" (right?) sound like a dude

[Sir Cornwell]

She's just got a lot of testosterone for a girlykins.

Disclaimer: posters have been known to collude in BS.

[is all mememememe with me]

Originally Posted by ShutMeUp

I don't get why it would get peed on, but whatever.

that's exactly what i thought when i read the op, and i'm a guy. a chick should really know these things tbh. does jerome know that girls don't pee out their main hole(the fucking one), and that there is a seperate tiny hole between that and the clit called the urethra where the golden rain comes from.

[jerome]

Originally Posted by Infrared

This fucking thread is just hilarious...Malice, you crazy bastard. Aaaahahaha...

Hey, ladies: I want to know why thongs are so popular! I understand the practical use (no pantylines), but I also know that not EVERY woman is concerned about that, and that not EVERY woman wears clothing that necessitates pantyline worry.....Yet almost ALL (ok, ok, a very large fraction of) women seem to wear them! Why do you girls all like thongs?

My theory is that it makes you all feel sexy or something because your ass is bare, the thong is rubbing your labia with each motion, or both. I know that sounds stupid, but I can't really think of a better reason for their widespread (lol) popularity.....Please knowledge me.

Edit: Oh, and I am DEFINITELY not complaining either!! Thongs are hot. I even kinda have a raging semi going on here, but anyway, I'm just curious about the sociocultural aspect of it all...or something.

thank you, you get my point. and yeah i'm going to admit, wearing a thong reminds me every now and then of having a dick or a finger rub against my anus.

why do thongs make us feel sexy? although it might make our ass cheeks stand out, it's also because it's fucking tight against our privates and reminds us of sex half the time.

Originally Posted by Sir Cornwell

Jerome, Tammie Tampex is supposed to be slipped right up inside, not placed in parallel to the labia like some kind of mini-pad.

ps: try some of those cocaine-filled tamps.

haha that sounds painful.

Originally Posted by slicknickns

So is that telling us that you use pads?

chyea, unless i have to wear a business suit for certain occasions, or go swimming.

Originally Posted by Delia

Noooo it's cause we don't like the feeling of wearing a diaper & having a ugly ass bulge or feeling the squishiness of blood. It's a hell of a lot more sanitary &i take it all the rumors of you being a man is tRue because never have I had to remove a tampon before taking a piss, they stay in place unless your pussy is just that loose.

more sanitary LOL so when you put one in you never ever get blood on your hands? or some form of wet dew? if you don't dislike it to the point you'll keep doing it, spreading your labia out or trying to find your vaginal hole is enjoyable in some form.

just admit, you like that feeling of something inside you at the same time. subconscious or not, chicks fucking like that shit.

Originally Posted by Sir Cornwell

She's just got a lot of testosterone for a girlykins.

Disclaimer: posters have been known to collude in BS.

it's true.

[is all mememememe with me]

also, and i may be wrong but don't think so, but i don't think many women walk around all day with a 'bloody diaper' in their pants. i'm pretty certain most will go to the bathroom and change it at the first moment they feel dripping. definitely at the first opportunity anyway. that's the reason they have those towell vending machines in womens bathrooms for.

[jerome]

Originally Posted by is all mememememe with me

also, and i may be wrong but don't think so, but i don't think many women walk around all day with a 'bloody diaper' in their pants. i'm pretty certain most will go to the bathroom and change it at the first moment they feel dripping. definitely at the first opportunity anyway. that's the reason they have those towell vending machines in womens bathrooms for.

yeah it's really not that messy. i change mine every 3-6 hours depending on how heavy the flow.

[Delia]

Originally Posted by jerome

more sanitary LOL so when you put one in you never ever get blood on your hands? or some form of wet dew? if you don't dislike it to the point you'll keep doing it, spreading your labia out or trying to find your vaginal hole is enjoyable in some form.

just admit, you like that feeling of something inside you at the same time. subconscious or not, chicks fucking like that shit.



it's true.

No I really can't say I ever got blood on my hand or pussy juice when putting a tampon in! They do have applicators ya know. And I've also never had to spread my labia apart or try to find my pussy hole either. And last but certainly not least where do you keep getting
this whole thing about feeling something inside you when you use a tampon? Once they are in you don't feel anything. You got some serious problems down there if you're pissing on your tampon, getting blood on yourself, & can feel the damn things dancing around your pussy. Maybe it's time to seek medical attention....or ask mommy dearest for an explanation on how to really use them the right way, cause somewhere down the line she musta forgot to explain the Shit to you.

[jerome]

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so you never feel the tampon going in? i get what you say you don't feel it inside, that's when it's reached a certain area in the vag. but to say you don't feel the cottony substance brush against your inner pussy when you're first inserting it is like saying you don't have nerves on your clam. and honestly to not even have your finger touch your wee wee is impossible. when you look for the string later, it's usually stuck somewhere on your skin, not dangling in mid air.

i don't piss in my own tampon. i take it out. it seems some girls pee with it in, some girls take it out when they pee. nonetheless

[The Pat-Man]

meeeeeeeeaaaowww

[ZappaFan]

http://freshome.com/2010/03/18/chand...-crazy-or-not/

lololololol
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/.../t-238399.html

[turboneger]

Originally Posted by jerome

is that chicks like them because they want to shove something inside them. tampons aren't more convenient than pads, unless you're going swimming or have to wear a thong for a certain outfit.

because when you use tampons, you have to touch your vagina to put that wad in, meaning you get some blood on your hands or whatever's wet and sticky on your crotch. and that's pretty gross. when you need to piss real bad, you have to struggle to pull the tampon out first, and then avoid having it fling around if you've tugged top hard. imagine every time you use the bathroom, you have to take something out of your hole, and put it back in. the only pro about tampons is that you can go swimming.

it's funny because the girls that use tampons kind of carry this "i use tampons" attitude. when really it should be "yeah i like sticking things up there on my period too."

y dont wimmenz walk around with permanent vibrators is what i wanna know.

[ShutMeUp]

Originally Posted by jerome

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so you never feel the tampon going in? i get what you say you don't feel it inside, that's when it's reached a certain area in the vag. but to say you don't feel the cottony substance brush against your inner pussy when you're first inserting it is like saying you don't have nerves on your clam. and honestly to not even have your finger touch your wee wee is impossible. when you look for the string later, it's usually stuck somewhere on your skin, not dangling in mid air.

i don't piss in my own tampon. i take it out. it seems some girls pee with it in, some girls take it out when they pee. nonetheless

pls archive, HelloClarice this thread is gold.


yes, I feel it going in, but once it's in there it's far up enough to not be noticeable. maybe you're just not putting them far enough in there, because you shouldn't be peeing on it either. I doubt there is anything sub-consciously enjoyable about wearing a tampon; if there was they'd be huge wouldn't they?

[broseph]

thank god there are no pictures.

everything turned out better than expected, jerome.

[jerome]

Originally Posted by ShutMeUp

pls archive, HelloClarice this thread is gold.


yes, I feel it going in, but once it's in there it's far up enough to not be noticeable. maybe you're just not putting them far enough in there, because you shouldn't be peeing on it either. I doubt there is anything sub-consciously enjoyable about wearing a tampon; if there was they'd be huge wouldn't they?

i know it doesn't feel like it's in there. and yes ARCHIVE THIS SHIT. anyways i'm talking about the sensation as your putting it in there. you still feel at least this process.

Originally Posted by turboneger

y dont wimmenz walk around with permanent vibrators is what i wanna know.

i dunno but they should make vibrating tampons.

[ZappaFan]

bugina

[ShutMeUp]

Originally Posted by Unwyred

Jerome, have you ever suffered from toxic shock syndrome?

warranted tampon hatred

[dead]

Originally Posted by Duke Zion

This post made me gay.

That was just a realization, nephew