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05-04-2012, 12:25 AM
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Philosopher King
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Best usernames
Which zoklet/totse users do you think have the best names?
Here are my favorites:
Cunto McFayden
Kwinnie Bogan
Duke Zion
Rust
Dionysus
I separated the snappy/catchy ones from the simple-yet-effective ones.
Names like Keith Lemon, Duke Zion, etc. are just awesome, I've wondered for years how people come up with something with that kind of attitude to it, I mean, is there a formula I've never heard of? Then you have names like Rust, Dionysus, etc. They usually come with an equally badass avatar, and altogether they just pound into your head with well-spoken genius.
Last edited by Zanick; 05-04-2012 at 03:10 AM.
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05-04-2012, 12:55 AM
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Archduke
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Re: Best usernames
think Cunto McFayden is the best one out there.
yours is pretty badass too, it's hard to come up with words that begin with the letter Z
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05-04-2012, 12:57 AM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: Best usernames
Faggot.
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05-04-2012, 12:59 AM
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Archduke
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Re: Best usernames
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Originally Posted by Duke Zion
Faggot.
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Oh yeah that username came up with a good one too (as in Faggot.)
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05-04-2012, 01:01 AM
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Wealthy Merchant
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Re: Best usernames
Thery're all fuckign shitty. Who were them cunts on totse with upside down names, they were the fucking businees.
Upside down = umop episdn
WIN.
Don't gimme this fucking shit in your OP, becuase thsoe names are fucking shiot.
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05-04-2012, 01:21 AM
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Philosopher King
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Re: Best usernames
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Originally Posted by Duke Zion
Faggot.
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When you first arrived at zoklet I noticed your username and thought, "Okay, this guy is gonna be the next big thing."
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05-04-2012, 01:23 AM
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Philosopher King
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Re: Best usernames
sexually vulnerable CPR dummy
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05-04-2012, 01:37 AM
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Duke
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Re: Best usernames
Unwyred, Duke Zion, Kip, Keith Lemon, Rolf, it's all memememe with me, Jim "fuck latinos" Carey.
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05-04-2012, 01:40 AM
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Grander Duke
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Re: Best usernames
coolguy420 lol
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05-04-2012, 01:48 AM
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Kemst þó hægt fari
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Re: Best usernames
Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger
Spatula Tzar
Retard Syndrome
Tokerface
Rainycity
Will edit as I think of more.
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05-04-2012, 02:56 AM
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Grander Duke
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Re: Best usernames
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Originally Posted by zanick
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^ winner
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05-04-2012, 03:00 AM
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Philosopher King
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Re: Best usernames
oh, and ____ "fuck ____" ____
It's pretty funny most of the time, but I feel it has to be culturally relevant to really be hilarious, not only that but the user has to MAKE it work for them.
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05-04-2012, 03:03 AM
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Grander Duke
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Re: Best usernames
keith lemon is a tv character btw.
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05-04-2012, 03:10 AM
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Philosopher King
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Re: Best usernames
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keith lemon is a tv character btw.
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WHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? !?!?!?!?!?!?!
OP edited for concern of legitimacy. Thank you for alerting me
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05-04-2012, 03:11 AM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: Best usernames
whore to a chainsaw
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05-04-2012, 03:39 AM
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Pumped With Gravy
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Re: Best usernames
Malice , DukeZion, Whocares , Dr.Popadropacolips or something ,Proots , Yurpen , Dumpster Slut lol
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05-04-2012, 03:41 AM
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Archduke
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Re: Best usernames
zok
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05-04-2012, 04:05 AM
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Archduke
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Turdsmasher
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05-04-2012, 04:10 AM
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Re: Best usernames
Jim "fuck Latinos" Carey.
Seriously.
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05-04-2012, 04:22 AM
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Marquis
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Blunderstar.
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05-04-2012, 08:19 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: Best usernames
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Originally Posted by zanick
When you first arrived at zoklet I noticed your username and thought, "Okay, this guy is gonna be the next big thing."
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I have gotten bored with place though, I bet you guys are happy I dont post much anymore.
I thought of my screen name when I was trippin, it came as a sign from above.
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05-04-2012, 09:01 PM
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Re: Best usernames
Chicken of Doom
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05-04-2012, 09:57 PM
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Yeah, I'm a Leopard
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05-04-2012, 10:04 PM
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Archduke
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Re: Best usernames
John "fuck indians" Wayne
walkby
Anthony Rubenstein
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05-04-2012, 10:04 PM
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Grander Duke
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Re: Best usernames
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John "fuck indians" Wayne
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05-04-2012, 10:04 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: Best usernames
your local crack dealer
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05-04-2012, 10:08 PM
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Euphorogenesis
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Re: Best usernames
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think Cunto McFayden is the best one out there.
yours is pretty badass too, it's hard to come up with words that begin with the letter Z
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Fun fact: Did you know zanick when written without a c means "to neg" in dutch?
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05-04-2012, 10:15 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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SeedyPet
CrackheadGeorge
Bannana lady
Tyrone
FatMEthWhore3
GodInYourass
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05-04-2012, 10:21 PM
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Duke
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Mor3BL7
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05-04-2012, 10:56 PM
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Banned
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Re: Best usernames
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dude, how much bacon lettuce and tomato can one person really consume
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05-04-2012, 11:00 PM
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Kemst þó hægt fari
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Re: Best usernames
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dude, how much bacon lettuce and tomato can one person really consume
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Never enough... Never... never enough...
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05-04-2012, 11:13 PM
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Banned
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Re: Best usernames
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Never enough... Never... never enough...
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fuck that. i dont even like bacon
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05-04-2012, 11:37 PM
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Auntie Social
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Re: Best usernames
umop 3pisdn, Unwyred, whore to a chainsaw, and Sexually Vulnerable CPR Dummy
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05-04-2012, 11:39 PM
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Duke
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Re: Best usernames
My names boring. I didn't even put any thought into it, lol
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05-05-2012, 01:40 AM
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Archduke
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Re: Best usernames
Cockblaster
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05-05-2012, 01:46 AM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: Best usernames
cooking with zyklon b i thought was a well thought out one. you don't see him on here much now.
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05-05-2012, 01:54 AM
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Duke
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Average Fuckin Joe
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05-05-2012, 02:08 AM
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Destroyer of worlds
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Re: Best usernames
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cooking with zyklon b i thought was a well thought out one. you don't see him on here much now.
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Aye, I liked this one too.
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05-05-2012, 02:11 AM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: Best usernames
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Aye, I liked this one too.
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i recon when he first came to zoklet there must have been a cookery book called cooking with zucchini on the shelf next to him and he just had a wicked imagination.
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05-05-2012, 02:14 AM
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Destroyer of worlds
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Re: Best usernames
I honestly had no idea what Zycklon B was, had to Google it. Nazis and Totse mix pretty well
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