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Old 05-04-2012, 12:25 AM
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Which zoklet/totse users do you think have the best names?

Here are my favorites:

Cunto McFayden
Kwinnie Bogan
Duke Zion

Rust
Dionysus

I separated the snappy/catchy ones from the simple-yet-effective ones.

Names like Keith Lemon, Duke Zion, etc. are just awesome, I've wondered for years how people come up with something with that kind of attitude to it, I mean, is there a formula I've never heard of? Then you have names like Rust, Dionysus, etc. They usually come with an equally badass avatar, and altogether they just pound into your head with well-spoken genius.

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Old 05-04-2012, 12:55 AM
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think Cunto McFayden is the best one out there.

yours is pretty badass too, it's hard to come up with words that begin with the letter Z
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Old 05-04-2012, 12:57 AM
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Faggot.
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Old 05-04-2012, 12:59 AM
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Oh yeah that username came up with a good one too (as in Faggot.)
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Old 05-04-2012, 01:01 AM
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Thery're all fuckign shitty. Who were them cunts on totse with upside down names, they were the fucking businees.

Upside down = umop episdn

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Don't gimme this fucking shit in your OP, becuase thsoe names are fucking shiot.
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Faggot.
When you first arrived at zoklet I noticed your username and thought, "Okay, this guy is gonna be the next big thing."
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Old 05-04-2012, 01:23 AM
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Unwyred, Duke Zion, Kip, Keith Lemon, Rolf, it's all memememe with me, Jim "fuck latinos" Carey.
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coolguy420 lol
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Old 05-04-2012, 01:48 AM
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Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger
Spatula Tzar
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Will edit as I think of more.
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Old 05-04-2012, 02:56 AM
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oh, and ____ "fuck ____" ____

It's pretty funny most of the time, but I feel it has to be culturally relevant to really be hilarious, not only that but the user has to MAKE it work for them.
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Old 05-04-2012, 03:03 AM
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keith lemon is a tv character btw.
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keith lemon is a tv character btw.
WHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? !?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Malice , DukeZion, Whocares , Dr.Popadropacolips or something ,Proots , Yurpen , Dumpster Slut lol
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Jim "fuck Latinos" Carey.

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When you first arrived at zoklet I noticed your username and thought, "Okay, this guy is gonna be the next big thing."
I have gotten bored with place though, I bet you guys are happy I dont post much anymore.

I thought of my screen name when I was trippin, it came as a sign from above.
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think Cunto McFayden is the best one out there.

yours is pretty badass too, it's hard to come up with words that begin with the letter Z
Fun fact: Did you know zanick when written without a c means "to neg" in dutch?
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dude, how much bacon lettuce and tomato can one person really consume
Never enough... Never... never enough...
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Never enough... Never... never enough...
fuck that. i dont even like bacon
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My names boring. I didn't even put any thought into it, lol
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cooking with zyklon b i thought was a well thought out one. you don't see him on here much now.
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cooking with zyklon b i thought was a well thought out one. you don't see him on here much now.
Aye, I liked this one too.
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Aye, I liked this one too.
i recon when he first came to zoklet there must have been a cookery book called cooking with zucchini on the shelf next to him and he just had a wicked imagination.
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I honestly had no idea what Zycklon B was, had to Google it. Nazis and Totse mix pretty well
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