What's the most serious crime SWIM has got away with?

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

Originally Posted by DR.PAPADROPADOCALOPALIS

Regicide

You win the game!

[MAYOR]

oh this is so tempting

[Number13]

SWIM ruined the US economy.

[White Jesus]

Clandestine cloning

[Irukanji]

B&E, possession of large quantities of methamp.

Probably some others but those 2 would stick me in the slammer for a fair while. Not that I can or will prove any of those, because I'm not a snitch.

[sepht]

"hey look at me make a thread about admitting to crimes and having a bunch of alts fill it so i can bait real people into admitting crimmmmeessss"

no

[Iskalla]

Riding my bicycle on the path, whilst in possession of a small quantity of cannabis.

[Vox Ducis]

From the French criminal code:

Acts of Violence

ARTICLE 222-13
Acts of violence causing an incapacity to work of eight days or less or causing no incapacity to work are punished by three years' imprisonment and a fine of €45,000 where they are committed:
[...]
5° against a witness, a victim or civil party, either to prevent him from denouncing the action, filing a complaint or
making a statement before a court, or because of his denunciation, complaint or statement;
5°bis because of the victim's actual or supposed membership or non-membership of a given ethnic group, nation,
race or religion;
[...]
9° with premeditation;
10° with the use or threatened use of a weapon.
[...]
The penalty is also increased to five years' imprisonment and a fine of €75,000 where the offence brings about a total incapacity to work of eight days or less, and
is committed in two of the circumstances enumerated [...]

Threats

ARTICLE 222-17
A threat to commit a felony or a misdemeanour against persons, the attempt to commit which is punishable, is
punished by six months' imprisonment and a fine of €7,500, if it is repeated, or evidenced by a written document, picture
or any other object.
The penalty is increased to three years' imprisonment and to a fine of €45,000 where the threat is one of death.

ARTICLE 222-18
A threat to commit a felony or a misdemeanour against persons, made by any means, is punished by three years'
imprisonment and a fine of €45,000 where the threat is made together with an order to fulfil a condition.
The penalty is increased to five years' imprisonment and to a fine of €75,000 where the offence is a threat of death.

ARTICLE 222-18-1
Where threats contrary to the first paragraph of article 222-17 are committed because of the victim's membership or
non-membership, true or supposed, of any given ethnic group, nation, race or religion, they are punishable by two years'
imprisonment and by a fine of €30,000. Threats contrary to the second paragraph of that article or contrary to the first
paragraph of article 222-18 are punishable by five years' imprisonment and by a fine of €75,000, and those contrary to
the second paragraph of article 222-18 are punishable by seven years' imprisonment and a by a fine of €100, 000. The
same penalties are incurred where the threats were made because of the victim's true or supposed sexual orientation.

Destruction, Damage and Defacement

ARTICLE 322-1
Destroying, defacing or damaging property belonging to other persons is punished by two years' imprisonment and
a fine of €30,000, except where only minor damage has ensued.

ARTICLE 322-2
Where the offence defined in the first paragraph of article 322-1 is committed because of the owner or user of the
property's membership or non-membership, true or supposed, of a given ethnic group, nation, race or religion, the
penalties incurred are also increased to 3 years' imprisonment and by a fine of €45, 000.

Statute of limitations apply to all these infractions committed by someone who never existed.

[DJ Meaty Cheeks]

I exterminated the human species once. True story.

[legendaryninjacutter]

Made crab cakes. Didn't use any crab.

[The Duke]

Well, I lost my temper and I took a knife and I uh-.
Do you know those "Do Not Remove Under the Penalty of
Law" labels they put on mattresses?

Well I CUT one of them off!

Yeah, I have a real bad temper.

[dephdiddy]

Originally Posted by Iskalla

Riding my bicycle on the path, whilst in possession of a small quantity of cannabis.

I hope you got a hefty fine, youre supposed to smoke cannabis off the path not on it. judge is gonna be like whaaaaaa

[STD]

Charges related to forgery and attemping to impersonate the federal police. Allegedly.

[Leshrac]

Rape.

[anunnakiagenda.com]

Well once I got away with criminal intent LOL

[steveneedshelp]

Not wearing a seat belt

[DJ Meaty Cheeks]

Thought crime.

[ourkansas]

Fraudulent use of credit card, class c felony.

[36fuckin5]

The stuff that would get me the most time is drug stuff.

I once helped to run a mushroom grow house. 3 stories, one for the people living there/prep work, one for spawn/clean work, one for fruiting.

I also used to run 50-100 lbs of weed at a time across several states.

[BITCH TITZ]

swim got away with underage drinking

[reggie_love]

Originally Posted by DR.PAPADROPADOCALOPALIS

Regicide

[Zombie Food]

Threatening to kill an elected offical (love ya secret service. I know you guys are still watching)

[Zanick]

cleaned out the grocery store of all their tussin

possession, distribution and consumption of schedule 1, 2 and 3 substances

attempted to underpay for a cactus via PayPal fraud

tried to summon demons by the train tracks (not sure if this is criminal, but I was pretty loud in going about my 'ritual' and this was disruptive to residents)

copyright infringement

destruction of city property

things my boss makes me do

[Zanick]

Originally Posted by Zombie Food

Threatening to kill an elected offical (love ya secret service. I know you guys are still watching)

this

[BITCH TITZ]

don't forget to use swim

[Leshrac]

If you 'rank' it by "public" factor, I'd say bombing the local unemployment reichstag office (gotta love ETN).

Statue of limitation ran out a month ago HAHAHA, so long, bitches !

Next one i'll get away with will be mass murder. Only an HPLC machine can detect the substance I'm going to use. Too bad there's none in the country xD

Think I'll start with teenagers then move on to higher targets. You know, to get the public to hype it a little bit (buaaaa... our poor lil' kids. It be atrocious n shiet ! Wen u gunna bus' dis mofo' ?)

[anunnakiagenda.com]

Maybe I should starting acting out my 'criminal intent' more often. Either way, I'll still be punished .

[WAN]

Originally Posted by BITCH TITZ

SWIY go first

OP=fed?

[Dr. Awkward]

accessory to arson. that was an interesting night.

that might not actually be a crime but it wouldn't have happened if i wasnt there

[Eridani]

[rustyshackleford420]

smoking weed

[BITCH TITZ]

Originally Posted by WAN

OP=fed?

yeh

[Bradley]

Originally Posted by BITCH TITZ

yeh

Bitch Titz is a confirmed Fed and scammer. I was once lured to a hotel room to perform fellatio on this poster, when I got there, two FBI agents made me perform on them and then they gave me no money for my services but took pictures anyway.

Do business with at your own risk.

[sploogook]

i fucked a bitch on saturn yo

[trolly]

Some of you guys are funny! haha

[southernsun]

I heard a story once about a few pals who were in a car all pissed up, the car rolled into a field having taken a corner a bit too fast, disabling a cow in the process, they proceeded to outrun the police helicopter and have evaded capture to this day.

[reject]

Clandestine ironing.

[Captain Falcon]

You may or may not care, but pretty much every wannabe in this thread has thrown himself to the mercy of the feds. "SWIM" just "reduces" your crime to accessory after the fact (since you haven't already reported this) and obstruction of justice unless you reveal who SWIM is.

[BITCH TITZ]

Originally Posted by Captain Falcon

You may or may not care, but pretty much every wannabe in this thread has thrown himself to the mercy of the feds. "SWIM" just "reduces" your crime to accessory after the fact (since you haven't already reported this) and obstruction of justice unless you reveal who SWIM is.

damn dude this thread was just a joke now this faggot comes in n makes it all serious

[Captain Falcon]

Originally Posted by BITCH TITZ

damn dude this thread was just a joke now this faggot comes in n makes it all serious

It's all fun and games till someone gets arrested. You know feds don't pass up on a chance to fuck you over. Even as a joke, they can book you on whatever y'all have said.