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Old 05-06-2012, 12:56 PM
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If someone would have us bank account , is there any way to get a business loan ONLINE and get funds direct deposited in that bank account?

what will need in order to apply and be approved for that loan?(ONLINE )
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Old 05-06-2012, 01:59 PM
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If someone would have us bank account , is there any way to get a business loan ONLINE and get funds direct deposited in that bank account?

what will need in order to apply and be approved for that loan?(ONLINE )
Wells Fargo does direct advance loans online which show up the minute you take out the loan. You need a monthly paycheck linked to that account and the federal limit is $500
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Old 05-07-2012, 11:27 AM
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Wells Fargo does direct advance loans online which show up the minute you take out the loan. You need a monthly paycheck linked to that account and the federal limit is $500
Let me see if I understood :

The person has to apply for online banking with wells.After that he has to provide proof of income(?),that will be deposited to that checking account created to wells (this would be the monthly paycheck right?)

After that he can apply for a loan of 500$ limit.right?
Will wells give the loan before money will be deposited in that account?

Questions : if I understand right , does he has to provide real EIN and information regarding his employer ?would wells check those infos?
Would wells make any verification calls to the employer?Would wells make any verification calls to the person who need the loan?
There will be any credit check?Will wells ask the person any personal questions like brand of car bought in '79 or mother maiden name or shits like that?
Thanks a lot!
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Old 05-07-2012, 09:23 PM
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When can you open an account online? At this time, Wells Fargo only accepts online applications for a Personal Loan or Line of Credit from customers with an existing Wells Fargo or Wachovia account that has been open for at least a year. However, you can apply in person at any Wells Fargo or Wachovia location. Please visit a store near you.
Any thoughts?This 1 year thing is not an option.
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Old 05-07-2012, 09:31 PM
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Let me see if I understood :

The person has to apply for online banking with wells.After that he has to provide proof of income(?),that will be deposited to that checking account created to wells (this would be the monthly paycheck right?)

After that he can apply for a loan of 500$ limit.right?
Will wells give the loan before money will be deposited in that account?

Questions : if I understand right , does he has to provide real EIN and information regarding his employer ?would wells check those infos?
Would wells make any verification calls to the employer?Would wells make any verification calls to the person who need the loan?
There will be any credit check?Will wells ask the person any personal questions like brand of car bought in '79 or mother maiden name or shits like that?
Thanks a lot!
I dunno about the question. I'm a legit user of Wells Fargo and I have been with them for 8 years so they let me do whatever.

it has gotten to a point where they are like a family to me so i really dont want to double cross them :/

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Old 05-08-2012, 12:08 AM
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Let me see if I understood :

The person has to apply for online banking with wells.After that he has to provide proof of income(?),that will be deposited to that checking account created to wells (this would be the monthly paycheck right?)

After that he can apply for a loan of 500$ limit.right?
Will wells give the loan before money will be deposited in that account?

Questions : if I understand right , does he has to provide real EIN and information regarding his employer ?would wells check those infos?
Would wells make any verification calls to the employer?Would wells make any verification calls to the person who need the loan?
There will be any credit check?Will wells ask the person any personal questions like brand of car bought in '79 or mother maiden name or shits like that?
Thanks a lot!
Nah bro, they don't check anything. You just sign up with any name you want and within minutes they just start dumping money into your account if you want.

God dam you are stupid.

Somebody please ban this ignorant motherfucker. Skygear please! Look at his post history. He's the dumbest criminal wannbe to ever grace BI.
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Old 05-08-2012, 01:01 AM
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I know what you are proposing, but it is a lot more complicated than you make it sound. Do you really think the banks aren't aware of how easy it would for a would be criminal to take out loans online in someone else's name?

I'm assuming you got a hold of someones name, SSN, DOB and took out a prepaid debit card in there name with a bank account attached. That's a start, but you still have a lot more work to do before receiving a loan in someone else s name.

For starters, you will NEED there drivers license number. Easier said than done. Their are ways to calculate approximately what there license number would be, but not the exact number, which is what you need.

You need to be able to show proof of income, which yes, the bank WILL verify. Some crappy photoshopped pay stub isn't going to cut it. They will verify you employment and income before giving you a loan.

You will also need several references that they will call and verify. I'm surprised you even had to ask, but obviously yes they WILL run a credit check before issuing a loan. They will call you to verify the loan, and if they number you provided differs from the number on the credit report they pull, they will often call the person's number on the credit report to verify that they authorized the loan.

Sorry, I didn't mean to rain on your parade, but just being realistic. Even those crappy online payday loan places that charge exorbitant interest rates will verify the above information. You can imagine how much more stringently an actual bank will analyze your details before issuing a loan.

I know you are looking for a site that you can simply enter in someones name, SSN etc. along with your prepaid debit card number in order to receive the funds, but it simply isn't that easy.
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Old 05-08-2012, 01:59 AM
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LOL - give him a break, a lot is lost in the translation. He's not a native english speaker/ writer. In his country the processes are much different then in some of the world leaders. He is trying to see how its done as if he were an American.

3rd world countries or Communism might be a factor here....

@ illusionist. I'm not picking on you here.

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Old 05-08-2012, 06:35 AM
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I'm trying to figure out if the OP is talking about getting a loan to start a business, or getting a loan for a business that is already registered and has an EIN.

Getting a loan for an existing registered business might be easier than getting a loan for an individual. I'm not sure though.
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Old 05-08-2012, 11:12 AM
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Nah bro, they don't check anything. You just sign up with any name you want and within minutes they just start dumping money into your account if you want.

God dam you are stupid.

Somebody please ban this ignorant motherfucker. Skygear please! Look at his post history. He's the dumbest criminal wannbe to ever grace BI.
troll/LE /RAT ?Look at my post history to see what?Why are u making me criminal?Have I done any crime??Please stop accusation because I am just a regular user and I have nothing to do with crime or anything.
And yes Benjamin , this ignorant motherfucker could take a loan in your name and you won't even know about it.Live with that!
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I know what you are proposing, but it is a lot more complicated than you make it sound. Do you really think the banks aren't aware of how easy it would for a would be criminal to take out loans online in someone else's name?
Yes I know.He already did it.

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I'm assuming you got a hold of someones name, SSN, DOB and took out a prepaid debit card in there name with a bank account attached. That's a start, but you still have a lot more work to do before receiving a loan in someone else s name.

For starters, you will NEED there drivers license number. Easier said than done. Their are ways to calculate approximately what there license number would be, but not the exact number, which is what you need.
He has DL too , along with all infos (mmn , dob , previous address etc)


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You need to be able to show proof of income, which yes, the bank WILL verify. Some crappy photoshopped pay stub isn't going to cut it. They will verify you employment and income before giving you a loan.
So far nobody asked for these (he just estimate the income , he has experience from tax refund)

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You will also need several references that they will call and verify. I'm surprised you even had to ask, but obviously yes they WILL run a credit check before issuing a loan. They will call you to verify the loan, and if they number you provided differs from the number on the credit report they pull, they will often call the person's number on the credit report to verify that they authorized the loan
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You are right ,some are asking for references +phone numbers , some doesn't.Some they even state in the app form that they will NOT call the employer.

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Sorry, I didn't mean to rain on your parade, but just being realistic. Even those crappy online payday loan places that charge exorbitant interest rates will verify the above information. You can imagine how much more stringently an actual bank will analyze your details before issuing a loan.
U didnt rain on my parade , and I really appreciate your answers!
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I know you are looking for a site that you can simply enter in someones name, SSN etc. along with your prepaid debit card number in order to receive the funds, but it simply isn't that easy.
He already found these sites , but instead of prepaid debit card , he s using a real bank account

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LOL - give him a break, a lot is lost in the translation. He's not a native english speaker/ writer. In his country the processes are much different then in some of the world leaders. He is trying to see how its done as if he were an American.

3rd world countries or Communism might be a factor here....

@ illusionist. I'm not picking on you here.
U cant be picking on me because we re not speaking abt me here.

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I'm trying to figure out if the OP is talking about getting a loan to start a business, or getting a loan for a business that is already registered and has an EIN.

Getting a loan for an existing registered business might be easier than getting a loan for an individual. I'm not sure though.
I am talking about 2 things: getting loan for a business that is already registered and has EIN , and also about personal loans.

For business there are 2 options :A)either create fresh company with new EIN along with new phone +address +everything orB) just use an existing business and open another bank account in his name in order to receive the deposits.
For B) he managed to open personal checking account in the name of the person who owns a business.I don't know if it helps or not.
Thanks everybody for your answers.
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Old 05-08-2012, 12:22 PM
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troll/LE /RAT ?Look at my post history to see what?Why are u making me criminal?Have I done any crime??Please stop accusation because I am just a regular user and I have nothing to do with crime or anything.
And yes Benjamin , this ignorant motherfucker could take a loan in your name and you won't even know about it.Live with that!
Well, I'll tell you what then Lex Luther. You get a loan in my name. Go ahead. Not only will I not report you, I will pay the loan back myself! Do it.

Personally, I think you are to stupid to get a loan in ANYBODYS name. Including your own.
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Wells Fargo requires mothers maiden name as well.
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Old 05-10-2012, 01:20 AM
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^I believe that's only for verifying the account as a security question for after the account is made.

My friend started a bank account with a different bank that required mothers maiden name, and he made one up. The account was created sususfully, and mothers maiden name was only used as a security question to change account info.
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@SBT yeah the mothers maiden name is just a sec question.
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What criminal conspiracy Sir ?Are you on drugs or something??
we are speaking about PAYMENT SYSTEMS !!That are 100% legal.
I did not know that using PAYPAL/LR/WMZ to make payments is a criminal activity!

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The issue was already addressed privately... I am leaving it up to them to edit their posts, then dealing with it.
Solved.

Benjamin , did I ever got into yout threads and post off-topic?Why are you doing this? It is the 3'rd time when U make false acusation regarding my person.I am really offended!

Have you guys ever heard about exchangers? Is exchanging money from paypal to liberty reserve a crime?Is the fact that I accept LR/WMZ payments for my services a crime? If yes than I am a criminal , and u could ban me and close this thread.

Next time please read carefully otherwise some other offended user could make like 100 users , and start trolling all your threads.

Ontopic, Benjamin , like I said my friend is an agent for lenders , would u mind giving him your SSN/and full name in order to help you with a loan?
Thanks in advance!

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