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Old 05-06-2012, 10:24 PM
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Old 05-06-2012, 10:30 PM
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My pops got a real one I use it from time to time I feel like a dick though
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Old 05-06-2012, 10:31 PM
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I need one
I mean, you see what they look like, right man? Just get some plastic and make a stencil. As long as it looks somewhat legit, no one is going to question you. They're not going to stop in front of your car and stare at it to make sure it's real.

All you need to do is make sure it's good enough for a passing glance.
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Old 05-06-2012, 11:12 PM
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My pops got a real one I use it from time to time I feel like a dick though
You wanna sell it to me??
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Old 05-06-2012, 11:35 PM
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SOmeone make a template. Post up High res scans and a pic of one next to a ruler for scale. Also post the Length x Height
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Old 05-07-2012, 12:21 AM
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SOmeone make a template. Post up High res scans and a pic of one next to a ruler for scale. Also post the Length x Height
That would be cool yeah, can someone do that plz ?
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Just walk the extra couple yards you lazy bitch.
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Lol he is legit disabled I can't
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Old 05-07-2012, 12:58 AM
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Just walk the extra couple yards you lazy bitch.
Um, This. I swear some people are just so lazy, its pathetic.
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Um, This. I swear some people are just so lazy, its pathetic.
And this is where I step in and ask you to kindly contribute to the thread or stop posting in it. Thank you.

On another note, if you are close to a doctor friend, have them write you a script for one.
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Old 05-07-2012, 04:12 AM
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And this is where I step in and ask you to kindly contribute to the thread or stop posting in it. Thank you.

On another note, if you are close to a doctor friend, have them write you a script for one.
Sorry.

To the OP. Fake a fall or something, Or get a shady doctor to write a script out. You could also smash a car window and steal one.
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Kidney disease?
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Old 05-07-2012, 04:57 AM
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You would be surprised what constitutes obese in America.

If you are obese on a BMI scale you can get one. And unless you are light as all hell you probably would be.


Or fucking steal one, the crippled individual will just get a new one, no harm no fowl.
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Old 05-07-2012, 04:59 AM
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What kind of trouble could someone get into for parking in the handicap space?
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What kind of trouble could someone get into for parking in the handicap space?
50 to 200$

Maybe more but that's standard for first time.
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Old 05-07-2012, 05:15 AM
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lol you guys are extremist I'm not gonna steal one.. I'd buy it yes, but not steal it.. if someone wants to steal one and then sell it to me that's fine.
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Old 05-07-2012, 05:39 AM
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lol you guys are extremist I'm not gonna steal one.. I'd buy it yes, but not steal it.. if someone wants to steal one and then sell it to me that's fine.
Well someone in the trading pit could probably set you up.
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Old 05-07-2012, 05:49 AM
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50 to 200$

Maybe more but that's standard for first time.
up to 1000 in my area
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up to 1000 in my area
Oh shit, I guess my area is lucky.


Luckily I don't usually mind walking the extra bit to the door.
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I park out of the way as a security measure.
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Old 05-07-2012, 03:52 PM
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lol you guys are extremist I'm not gonna steal one.. I'd buy it yes, but not steal it.. if someone wants to steal one and then sell it to me that's fine.
i'm questioning your logic here. are you worried about stealing one yourself because you believe it to be morally wrong or because you're worried about getting caught. because either way, without people buying stolen goods the goods would not get stolen in the first place. the courts recognize this fact and its why more often you would be penalized harder for receiving the goods than if you stole them yourself. basically as the consumer you are ultimately responsible for the procurement.

anyway, something i should point out in this fred. over here disabled parking permits have serial numbers on them. the traffic wardens can easily type this number into their handheld devices and check on the spot if the permit matches the vehicle. they often do this and will definitely do this if a permit is recently reported as stolen in the area. i'm pretty sure they do it anyway as they are well aware of forgeries and people lending them to friends etc.

a quick google shows that US permits seem to have a number on them too, so i'm guessing its no different.



i think you'll find getting caught using a fake/stolen one to be a lot worse than if you just parked in the same place without one. but its your choice.

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Default Re: Fake handicapped parking permit

my advice tho really. ask tacho, he's prolly got a few spare lying around, lol.
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In certain places its just a serial #. others its your tag number on it too.
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i'd bet it won't be long before they have a bar code or something like those q pic things you get so the warden can just scan it thru your windscreen.
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