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Old 05-12-2012, 03:06 AM
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Old 05-12-2012, 03:06 AM
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oNCE FOR TRESPASSING. FUCKING BADASS OR WHAT
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Old 05-12-2012, 03:08 AM
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Once for bullshit idiot bad cops
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Old 05-12-2012, 03:14 AM
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Actually handcuffed and arrested twice. One time caught with a sheet of acid the other for "public affray".
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Old 05-12-2012, 03:15 AM
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1 time in africa some africants claimed I was arrested and trapped me in a taxi cab and o though they were gonna take me and beat me to death and take all my stuff ever since then a bunch of other stuff happened and put my head in a weird place does that count
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Old 05-12-2012, 03:15 AM
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i voted 2 times.
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Old 05-12-2012, 03:17 AM
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Zero. Get at me.
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Old 05-12-2012, 03:18 AM
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9 times. Mostly petty stuff, 4 of the times I was released within 12 hours with no charges filed.

Twice for two different felonies, twice for assault, once for possession (oxy).
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Old 05-12-2012, 03:19 AM
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Eleven times before I was 18.

Since then - not so much.
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Old 05-12-2012, 03:25 AM
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Old 05-12-2012, 03:34 AM
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Lost count. Lulz.
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Old 05-12-2012, 03:41 AM
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Twice, at least that I remember. Only once led to charges. Strict bail conditions due to being deemed a flight risk.
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Old 05-12-2012, 03:47 AM
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having $5 worth of weed on me, and a big speech on the drug war and how I'm "supporting" crime and murders. I think I was 14 or 15.

another time for outstanding warrant, not showing up to court. Got to go to jail for like 20 hours, was really lame. They just have you sit in a room the entire time with NOTHING to do but sleep and go crazy.

I'll be arrested soon again unless I pay a court fee I have it's like $150 or something. So hopefully no cop asks my name any time soon.
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Old 05-12-2012, 03:53 AM
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I went to jail once for DUII and Reckless Driving. That all got dropped.

I got read my rights by a cop when I was around 12 years old for stealing pop cans from behind a convenience store, but my dad came and picked me up from the store. That got dropped as well.
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Actually...I don't even know
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Old 05-12-2012, 07:11 AM
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you guys are all losers
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Yeah but women get that confused with bad boys.
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Yeah but women get that confused with bad boys.
hahahahahaha, that was fucking hilarious dude. though the dudes on this thread and even forum are mostly wannabes who ain't getting any pussy
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Yeah but women get that confused with bad boys.
and take their cum in their rectums, and this is based on personal experience
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Old 05-12-2012, 08:43 AM
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5 times during my 48 years. Its not something I'm proud of. Hopefully some younger people can learn from my mistakes.

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Old 05-12-2012, 08:46 AM
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Exactly as many times as I've fucked up that bad. Which is to say not once, because I'm not a faggot.
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Old 05-12-2012, 08:48 AM
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between 10-13 times.
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Old 05-12-2012, 09:28 AM
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3 times only one felony though
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Old 05-12-2012, 01:12 PM
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One time for possesion of illegal fireworks, another time for vandalising a bike and one time for attempted burglary.

So three times.
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how do you get arrested for illegal fireworks? I've been caught with illegal fireworks when I was a kid and the cops just took them
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how do you get arrested for illegal fireworks? I've been caught with illegal fireworks when I was a kid and the cops just took them
I have no clue, i think the cops just wanted to teach us kids a lesson. It's not like we were handcuffed but we had to go to the station inside a squad car lol.
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Once, but I'm pretty lucky for having just that. Like, I really dont understand how I wasn't arrested more.

Anyway, was arrested (well, convicted) for only public misconduct or some shit. I passed out drunk in school basically. A line of puke leading up to me in fetal position on the bathroom floor.


Good times. I got to ride in a wheelchair lol.
LOL, I got drunk in school before but never that drunk.

I never got arrested before, I got caught with weed once but I only got a ticket for that.
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bump.

I demand better participation from you degenerate fucks. Its a private poll so you have no reason not to vote.

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Once. Arrested at my high school, because I re-wore pants from the weekend that I'd bought coke in. Totally forgot it was in the pocket and walked off campus, which without off-campus lunch rights, means you're likely, almost surely, going to get stopped by the cops and searched. I remembered it was in there just after he pulled up next to us. Tried to walk behind a friend and ditch/eat it when we got asked to put our hands on the hood, but he saw me because the pocket was all bundled up.

Fucking fail pocket. I still rage when pockets get bundled up like that to this day.
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ive never been arrested
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Unfortunately I have been arrested and my DNA and fingerprints are on the database indefinitely, as it doesn't get written off after a number of years these days. It doesn't really bother me, but I feel it may be my shortcoming at a later point in life.
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I'll explain my 3

1.) I told some kid I was going to beat his ass on facebookand he called the cops. I didn't get charged with anything but the actually took me out of school and handcuffed me

2.)I was drunk at a party and lied about my name to the cops. I eventually came clean and had I not I would of just got to go home

3.)I got busted with a felony amount of marijuana in my car
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Twice. Both times for break and enter, both times got probation, both times never went back to meet my probation officer after the first visit. I've been stopped by police since then so I know there is no warrant out for any breach of probation charges. No one cares. Canadian criminal justice system is a joke.

Serial killer? Seven years. Get caught with coke? Twenty years. wtf?
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I have never been officially detained.
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over 20 times. i lost count.


All since the age of 21 to now so only about a 3 year span. Pretty much since i started drinking heavily. some weeks during my drug and alcohol binges i would get arrested multiple times. which is why i lost count.


5+ for petty theft (later 2 where felonies)
5+ for trespassing
about 3 for possession
once for a destruction of property with a hate crime (some bitch snitched me out and i was so drunk i broke her windows with rocks whilst calling her a jew)
twice for graffiti.
about 5+ more times for bench warrants due to unpayed summonses
twice more for fair evasion (hoping over the turnstyle in the new york city subway to get a free train ride)
several more times for drunken disorderly.

Ive been maced, tazzered and beat by cops on numerous occasions. Spent over 6 months cumulative time in jail. Have paid thousands in fines and court fees. done months and months of community service. And now i am currently out on bail awaiting deportation back to my country (Colombia).
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over 20 times. i lost count.


All since the age of 21 to now so only about a 3 year span. Pretty much since i started drinking heavily. some weeks during my drug and alcohol binges i would get arrested multiple times. which is why i lost count.


5+ for petty theft (later 2 where felonies)
5+ for trespassing
about 3 for possession
once for a destruction of property with a hate crime (some bitch snitched me out and i was so drunk i broke her windows with rocks whilst calling her a jew)
twice for graffiti.
about 5+ more times for bench warrants due to unpayed summonses
twice more for fair evasion (hoping over the turnstyle in the new york city subway to get a free train ride)
several more times for drunken disorderly.

Ive been maced, tazzered and beat by cops on numerous occasions. Spent over 6 months cumulative time in jail. Have paid thousands in fines and court fees. done months and months of community service. And now i am currently out on bail awaiting deportation back to my country (Colombia).
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im guessing around 20 times, i have 10 felonies on my record, (one strike) been to prison twice for a total of 3 and a half years and prolly a year in county jail, other time in county jail added to my prison sentences. waiting trial court ect
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