So a girl asks "what are we".

[JeffreyH]

So a girl you have been seeing casually for a few months stops and asks "hang on, so what are we?". What do you do?

a). Run
b). Molotov everything
c). Murder/sucide
d). b followed by c

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

"I walk around the city like, it dont matter. The earth my turf nobody tries me cuz they know better. So save the chit chattwe I'm too deep, you boys shallow. I'm ridin 4 deep me myself and I, and plus my shadow. Shadow. My shadow, hold me down for whateva. Even if I tried my best I couldnt run from my shadow. So no matter, how wealthy that I get hes not jealous. So when I have no one to talk to, I talk to my shadow!"

[roasted]

Originally Posted by JeffreyH

So a girl you have been seeing casually for a few months stops and asks "hang on, so what are we?". What do you do?

a). Run
b). Molotov everything
c). Murder/sucide
d). b followed by c

Are you still in high school? I've only heard that question when I was in high school...

Regardless, tell her "Why do we need to label our relationship? I like what we have right now and I dont think labels are important. Now suck my dick bitch (*apply bitch slap here*)"

Or you could go for option d. Just make sure the Molotov is effective before the suicide part. Nobody likes reading about a crime that's easy to solve...

[JeffreyH]

Originally Posted by roasted

Regardless, tell her "Why do we need to label our relationship? I like what we have right now and I dont think labels are important. Now suck my dick bitch (*apply bitch slap here*)"

My first reaction, didn't cut it.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

seriously are you like 12. You just say "I dunno, what do you want us to be?" "I'm cool with it being what it is"

or "you're my bitch, duh." seriously. But you have to have balls.

[JeffreyH]

Originally Posted by Weed Smoker

seriously are you like 12. You just say "I dunno, what do you want us to be?" "I'm cool with it being what it is"

Yeah well, clearly she wanted some sort of commitment.

[roasted]

Clearly you handled it wrong. You always have to let a bitch know you are in-charge and that you make the decisions for the both of you.

If you make a statement, dont let her question you.

See misogynist

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

Originally Posted by JeffreyH

Yeah well, clearly she wanted some sort of commitment.

clearly she doesnt want you bad enough to be worth your time. i'd lose her numba, never see her 'gain.

[unstableasatable]

"dont want to put labels on it"

[Sir Cornwell]

"Just want to put labia on it. Isn't that good enough?"

[007GoldenShower]

"We are a couple. You shut your whore mouth, cook, clean and suck me off for little or nothing in return."

[Village Idiot]

We genie.

Kazaam We Genie - YouTube

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[GreatestGatsby4]

Tell her you want to get married

[Duke Zion]

Tell her not to talk with her mouth full

[YoureATowel]

Tell her "You're my main ho, now just be happy with that". My girlfriend hates when I tell her that.

[Satyr]

Originally Posted by YoureATowel

Tell her "You're my main ho, now just be happy with that". My girlfriend hates when I tell her that.

No, she's a towel.

[Jack]

e) Huff Raid followed by
f) Make her give you dome(head)

[YoureATowel]

Originally Posted by Satyr

No, she's a towel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NO8lnC7u3w

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[slicknickns]

domestic violence

[JeffreyH]

Yeah, well. Be advised that honesty is not going to be much appreciated in this situation.

[felonious_monk]

I'd say this:

"ive been realizing that you're what I look forward to when I wake up in the morning. I rly feel like we can do anythig together and I wouldn't ever want to lose you. I want you in my life forever and I want to grow old with you"

An I'd totally mean it too lol come at me bro

[JeffreyH]

Originally Posted by felonious_monk

I'd say this:

"ive been realizing that you're what I look forward to when I wake up in the morning. I rly feel like we can do anythig together and I wouldn't ever want to lose you. I want you in my life forever and I want to grow old with you"

An I'd totally mean it too lol come at me bro

Sounds good, and I would get into that for a few years, however I know that it's not true and that I'm not settling down for at least 15 years, and I don't want to give her the wrong idea, as in the end it would devastate her.

So I'd been trying to make sure she doesn't get too attached, but apparently that is the best way to get the opposite effect as they want what they can't get or some bullshit like that. Funny how that works.

So now it turns out she's head over heels which is bad news. Normally cutting all contact would be the best way to handle this, but we happen to be working together so burning the bridges is not an option (yeah, getting involved in the first place was a mistake, but I thought she'd be able to keep it casual. Don't make the same mistake, kids).

Now, any way to handle it delicately and gradually cool it off? Or am I just completely fucked here.

[Bradley]

Are you pregnant?

[Snoopy]

Kill youself. Then you won't have to answer people's questions.

[fuckbiscuit]

Ditch it.

[JeffreyH]

Originally Posted by BradleyB93

Are you pregnant?

No and neither is she as far as I know. Saw her last period with my own eyes.

[GreatestGatsby4]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

Kill youself. Then you won't have to answer people's questions.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Bradley]

Originally Posted by JeffreyH

No and neither is she as far as I know. Saw her last period with my own eyes.

Get her pregnant then wife her, duh. What kind of a man are you?

[Zanick]

I call bullshit. We need pics to really decide the best course of action for you, until then she's a man.

[Sleep Is A Curse]

Tell her "we're a metaphysical manifestation of atoms." that should shut that bitch up. Or tell her "we're dead" and do a murder/jewicide

[JeffreyH]

Originally Posted by Stun Cunted

If you really need outsiders advice about this shit you're totally hopeless OP, I mean seriously, just do us all a favor and dump the bitch before more of your retarded faggotry manifests itself into the seemingly endless stream of LLR threads that I have seen in your future, fag.

This forum is dead anyway.

[slicknickns]

dumbasses

[Sir Cornwell]

Have you ever idly mused out loud about how you like big families and how, "Eight or nine kids would be nice, real nice!"

[JeffreyH]

Originally Posted by Sir Cornwell

Have you ever idly mused out loud about how you like big families and how, "Eight or nine kids would be nice, real nice!"

The opposite actually. I made it clear I'm not even after anything serious, and she mentioned she never wants to have kids although I don't believe her - she's a woman.

[Sir Cornwell]

She wouldn't want no 8 kids though. "I'd like to have all 8 in about a 5 year time span, so they're close age". No woman wants to be steadily preg for 5 years.

[LilLita]

Tell her. Whatever it is, even if you just don't know/don't want to label it. Ask why she wants/needs to know (does she want a committed relationship so you can stop using condoms and rely on BC pills, for instance).

But be honest. If she doesn't like your answer, move on. Relationships can't be forced.

[p6867]

Originally Posted by JeffreyH

So a girl you have been seeing casually for a few months stops and asks "hang on, so what are we?". What do you do?

a). Run
b). Molotov everything
c). Murder/sucide
d). b followed by c

In college my go to line for a chick i liked and would have dated if i wasn't in the middle of a pussy clearance sale, was "you're important to me, but at this stage in my life i'm not ready for a commitment" This allows you to keep her around (maybe) and if you decide you want something more later on, she could still be there. It also means she will do girlfriendy shit, but you will also be able to fuck other women. Note this pretty much only works in college.

If she's just some good time girl and you don't want her hanging around, just tell her it's just sex, she's cool and all, but you're not looking for anything else now.

In high school i'd just tell her she's my girlfriend and then proceed to fuck other women anyway. High school is stupid and i was a jock douchebag.

A few years after college you need to be prepared for most women you meet wanting to pursue relationships and eventually getting married and having a family. If that isn't you, let them know that after a couple weeks. It's time to be a man stop being a womanizing child, so after a week or two you need to make sure a chick knows this isn't going anywhere. Don't run, don't just stop returning her phone calls. Be a man and deal with the slightly annoying down side of fun sex. Talk to her, be an adult.

[JeffreyH]

Originally Posted by p6867

In college my go to line for a chick i liked and would have dated if i wasn't in the middle of a pussy clearance sale, was "you're important to me, but at this stage in my life i'm not ready for a commitment" This allows you to keep her around (maybe) and if you decide you want something more later on, she could still be there. It also means she will do girlfriendy shit, but you will also be able to fuck other women. Note this pretty much only works in college.

If she's just some good time girl and you don't want her hanging around, just tell her it's just sex, she's cool and all, but you're not looking for anything else now.

In high school i'd just tell her she's my girlfriend and then proceed to fuck other women anyway. High school is stupid and i was a jock douchebag.

A few years after college you need to be prepared for most women you meet wanting to pursue relationships and eventually getting married and having a family. If that isn't you, let them know that after a couple weeks. It's time to be a man stop being a womanizing child, so after a week or two you need to make sure a chick knows this isn't going anywhere. Don't run, don't just stop returning her phone calls. Be a man and deal with the slightly annoying down side of fun sex. Talk to her, be an adult.

Well, looks like she's going through some sort of a "quarter-life crisis". Ignoring a lot of what she said, since women generally tend to lack a great degree of introspection, the bottom line is she's 26 and sees the age of 30 as basically the end of life. Looks like she doesn't have anyone on the radar but is afraid of "wasting her time".
And while it has been clear from the start to both of us that this was never going to be anything serious or long term, according to her she acquired feelings for me along the way and doesn't want it to grow. But it has been and is still clear that our roads WILL part in a few years due to external circumstances, so I am fairly confident we are on the same page there.

All looks sketchy as fuck. But I think I have managed to get her to chill out, neutralize most of sexual tension and keep things completely non-awkward, making her realize that it's no big deal and this really isn't srs bsnss and that we can be friendly again as we had been before we got involved sexually. So far so good.

But yeah, goes to show how important it is to have a good and clear exit strategy whenever you get yourself involved in something.

[WAN]

option B can NEVER go wrong. though option c and d are a bit of an over-kill

[fuckbiscuit]

Originally Posted by p6867

In college my go to line for a chick i liked and would have dated if i wasn't in the middle of a pussy clearance sale, was "you're important to me, but at this stage in my life i'm not ready for a commitment" This allows you to keep her around (maybe) and if you decide you want something more later on, she could still be there. It also means she will do girlfriendy shit, but you will also be able to fuck other women. Note this pretty much only works in college.

I'm going to use this.